Ya, I'm a loser, tell me something I don't know. But I can't help it-- I find reviews on the internet to be highly hilarious, especially motel reviews. My all-time favorite is this group of doozies:
http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g42139-d89998-Reviews-The_Leland-Detroit_Michigan.html

They start off slowly, and then it gets hysterically bizarre and disturbing. #19 is one of the funniest things I've ever read online, almost makes me want to spend a night there just for the atmosphere. Almost.

So what reviews of products and services do ya'll read online?