5 year old threatens to Cunt Punch shitty teenager.
So, there's a jack ass junior high kid that lives next door. He's a total asshole to my kids. We pretty much think he's a dick.
So my 5 year old son was riding his bike with training wheels today. Stupid jackass kid started making fun of him for it.
My kid: "Shut up you butthole, before I punch you in your vagina"
Jackass Kid:
I thought this was poignant because of the epic frontpage post.
I personally think it's extremely hilarious. I won't let my kid know that, of course, because I don't typically condone this kind of stuff. But that ass totally deserves it. If you're a teenager and you get your kicks making fun of kindergarteners, you totally deserve to be punked by one. And it's extremely awesome.
On the other hand, somehow my 5 year old picked up the idea of "cunt punching" .... I think they absorb this shit through osmosis.
So am I condoning a misogynistic attitude and abusive ideation by not getting on to him for this? Is he a burgeoning sexist abuser because he intentionally emasculated this kid by assigning him female genitalia?
Right, I'm reading too much into it.
EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
So my 5 year old son was riding his bike with training wheels today. Stupid jackass kid started making fun of him for it.
My kid: "Shut up you butthole, before I punch you in your vagina"
Jackass Kid:
I thought this was poignant because of the epic frontpage post.
I personally think it's extremely hilarious. I won't let my kid know that, of course, because I don't typically condone this kind of stuff. But that ass totally deserves it. If you're a teenager and you get your kicks making fun of kindergarteners, you totally deserve to be punked by one. And it's extremely awesome.
On the other hand, somehow my 5 year old picked up the idea of "cunt punching" .... I think they absorb this shit through osmosis.
So am I condoning a misogynistic attitude and abusive ideation by not getting on to him for this? Is he a burgeoning sexist abuser because he intentionally emasculated this kid by assigning him female genitalia?
Right, I'm reading too much into it.
EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
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