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gwiz665 says...

Defeat, destroyed by what the lady says
I'll recall this to the end of days
I kneel before thee
But refuse to flee
'Cause I've seen the error of my ways

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
You nerd, what a geek, that's pure lame
Quoting Tolkien takes you out of the game
Your poetry nearly had me going
Now there is no way of knowing
If the lady would have fallen for the Dane


In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
A tree? A tree? I am an Ent
You see that here now 'cause I'm not bent
A retreat might be preferable
But we are inseparable
And that makes me fairly content.

(Oh God, I quoted Tolkien.. I'm such a nerd)

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
What dangers could possibly be?
Tis the net, I can't even see thee
Gwizzy can't take the heat
Best he beats a retreat
Before his wood turns into a tree

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Something bad you say, not for certain
There are dangers to all of this flirtin'
It may be naughty or nice
Whichever's your spice
Hopefully no one will soon be hurtin

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
A toy? said the tease to the lad
Oh I bet you mean something quite bad
Stripping down to the waist
Kicks her shoes off with haste
Oh what fun for the pair to be had

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Oh snap, said the young boy
He just tried to spread some joy
His advances were poor
And perhaps immature
So the tease used him as a toy


In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
There was a young fella named Gwiz
Who kept getting himself in a tiz,
He couldn't get sex,
This caused him much vex,
Always solo while doing his "biz"



In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
There was a young tease from Mount Chesser
Who'd smile as the men would assess her
So flirtatious was she
Inviting them home to tea
Then allowing not one to undress her

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alien_concept says...

You nerd, what a geek, that's pure lame
Quoting Tolkien takes you out of the game
Your poetry nearly had me going
Now there is no way of knowing
If the lady would have fallen for the Dane


In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
A tree? A tree? I am an Ent
You see that here now 'cause I'm not bent
A retreat might be preferable
But we are inseparable
And that makes me fairly content.

(Oh God, I quoted Tolkien.. I'm such a nerd)

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
What dangers could possibly be?
Tis the net, I can't even see thee
Gwizzy can't take the heat
Best he beats a retreat
Before his wood turns into a tree

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Something bad you say, not for certain
There are dangers to all of this flirtin'
It may be naughty or nice
Whichever's your spice
Hopefully no one will soon be hurtin

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
A toy? said the tease to the lad
Oh I bet you mean something quite bad
Stripping down to the waist
Kicks her shoes off with haste
Oh what fun for the pair to be had

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Oh snap, said the young boy
He just tried to spread some joy
His advances were poor
And perhaps immature
So the tease used him as a toy


In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
There was a young fella named Gwiz
Who kept getting himself in a tiz,
He couldn't get sex,
This caused him much vex,
Always solo while doing his "biz"



In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
There was a young tease from Mount Chesser
Who'd smile as the men would assess her
So flirtatious was she
Inviting them home to tea
Then allowing not one to undress her

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