Tags for this video have been changed from 'unsuspecting, oops, whoops, hurt, ouch, mistake' to 'unsuspecting, oops, whoops, hurt, ouch, mistake, face, stretch, tubing' - edited by poolcleaner

>> ^volumptuous:
^ Bob
You may as well put BillO on your ignore list now. He's only here to infuriate the unsuspecting.


You have to treat him as a comedy plant. Quite a funny plant when you realize it.

^ Bob

You may as well put BillO on your ignore list now. He's only here to infuriate the unsuspecting.

Obama will perform a seance to bring George Carlin back from the dead, to kill Carrot Top, thus opening the portal to the tenth dimension and unleashing the Cenobites on an unsuspecting American populace of obese Wal-Mart shoppers. Chaos will reign as EuroChina sends their robotic soldiers onto our shores in order to find the AllSpark, which is hidden inside the colon of George W. Bush. In order to protet the AllSpark, Bush assembles a team of teenagers from the early 90s, each of which has the power of Gaia that sends Captain Planet to the center of the earth, where he spins the axis and sends the Earth hurtling into the sun.

Oh, and Sarah Palin rips out John McCain's heart and devours it, thus gaining the Maverick Spirit used to fight Indiana Jones and liberal elitist media communists of Alpha Centauri.

I feel sort of bad upvoting this, because it might engender a generation of jackasses attempting ever more craptacular and horrific acts on their poor unsuspecting bodies, but then I realize that it's already happened.

I always thought blankfist would be the first to be banned for life here on the Sift. the cat farts alone would probably earn him a fatwa in some parts of the world, not to mention his generous daily pourings of ass-gravy on unsuspecting sifters. there really is no justice in this world... oh, well, congrats anyway

[I never understood why or how a troll wields so much power and fame within this community, he maybe an internet artist and an icon to some of you, but he's driven many away from the sift (myself included) with his two faced comments (loves you one minute, insults you the next) he is likely responsible for more people leaving the sift then staying. But I'm just another random user, I could be wrong.]

I am happy to hear that a heartier soul and spirit than my own*cough was driven to such a state through my stalwart efforts...Confrontations' a bitch to most folks who lack critical thinking skills-Hardly a random user fedro, you have helped shape this place-and a fucking troll???....Lives under a bridge and exacts tolls from unsuspecting passers by for no reason other than their own nastiness......Fuck your internet terminologies created to compartmentalize "types" of users. Choggie does not fit conveniently into limiting or defective categories created by folks with ass-flatening, adjustable chair-warming skills-

Once again, you are wrong, like others here, comfortable to wallow in similar illusory whims of lazy minds and perception-bound processeeees...Head-in-ass disease is something one must work years to cultivate-Passive-Aggression walks hand in hand with this sick bitch as well-All about the evolution of the site, and the dissolution, of deleterious aspects of this community, when a pattern begins to emerge......

Clever motherfuckers have clever going for them,(how's that working for ya??) but it takes more than smug and snappy and a trivial pursuit knowledge of the world witha thousand dollar vocabulary to make a lasting impression, and communicate or transmit knowledge.....

I am so glad to be back!! thank all of you who made my vacation possible, who supported me while dealing with assholes, idgits, and imbeciles from the bottom of a clouded ocean-I have learned a valuable lesson.....Perhaps next time I break the rules, they won't be written ones, and the next time I step on some fat fuck's toes, I'll make sure I do it heal-first with a stamping and twisting motion, with full weight and force directed at point of contact....

That's what a crazy person would do, innit?? A meeeean person??? A Haaaateful person???
Fuck yer labels people, fuck your symbol-addiction, and fuck marching lockstep to some idyllic, "nice" to everyone pipe-dream of a future based on worn-out, defective, and limiting models.....yer all meatbots to me!!!

That is not a trick! I could do the same damn thing with a baseball bat and an unsuspecting teenager.

This movie won the Silver Lion for Best Direction at the Venice film festival.

Here's the rundown, also from wikipedia. The entire video makes sense in context of reading this.
"He has plans to acquire a whole train of smuggled fuel, which he finds at cut-price. To obtain a loan that would subsidize the heist, he visits Grga Pitić, a wheelchair-bound old gangster, who's an old friend of Zarije Destanov, Matko's father and Zare's grandfather. Matko then plots the details of the job with an ally of his named Dadan, a rich, fun-living, drug-snorting gangster type who has a harem, juggles grenades and cheats at cards. However, Dadan double-crosses him and glitches up the deal by giving Matko a drink that is drugged, and carrying out the job while Matko is unconscious, which means that Matko owes Dadan a great deal of cash. Matko cannot afford to pay, so Dadan makes a deal whereby he would forgive the debt, thereby wiping the slate clean, if Zare and Afrodita, Dadan's midget sister whom he desperately wants to marry off, get married. However, Zare is in love with Ida, a barmaid who works in an establishment run by her Roma grandmother Sujka, and Afrodita is waiting for the man of her dreams. Dadan coerces Afrodita into marrying by dunking her in a well, while Zare first learns of the scheme to marry him off from Ida, who has overheard Dadan and Matko plotting it in the restaurant where she works. Meanwhile, Zare retrieves Zarije from the hospital where he is being kept, with the aid of a gypsy band.

The two reluctantly endure the wedding ceremony held at Matko's house, which Dadan refuses to postpone after the sudden apparent death of Zarije. They were not supposed to have a wedding while in mourning, but Dadan decides to delay the death announcement, so Matko and Zare hide Zarije's body in the attic, packed in ice. Zare is dismayed, since he wants to leave the place, and had hoped that the required mourning period for his beloved grandfather would give him the opportunity to get away, and thus avoid being married off against his will. Ida and Sujka provide the catering for the wedding, and Ida is upset at seeing her beloved married off to someone else. By contrast, Dadan is really enjoying himself, whether dancing to gypsy band music, bouncing on the bed with his harem, and juggling grenades. However, the bride runs away mid-ceremony, pursued by Dadan and Matko. She stumbles across a six-foot plus giant named Grga Veliki, who is willing to protect her from her villainous brother, and the couple fall instantly in love. Grga Veliki's grandfather, Grga Pitić, wants him to get married, and is delighted that he has found his mate. The old gangster forces Dadan, who had once worked for him, to accept the match.

The groom meanwhile conspires with Sujka and Ida to bring Dadan down a peg, and rigs the outhouse so that the seat will come apart. While the preparations for the wedding ceremony of Afrodita and Grga Veliki are being conducted, Matko and Dadan pass the time by playing cards, with Dadan cheating. Sujka comes in during the game, and serves the unsuspecting Dadan a drink spiked with something that would give him diarrhea. Furthermore, Grga Pitić apparently dies, and Dadan and Matko hide his body in the attic, where Zarije's body is also hidden. However, the two corpses soon both come back to life; they were not dead after all. They are surprised to find themselves together, as they had not seen each other for 25 years and each had thought the other was dead. During the ceremony, Dadan starts to feel uncomfortable and rushes into the outhouse ... and falls into the manure. His harem deserts him, and as he tries to clean himself off on a goose, only Matko remains loyal, and he provides Dadan with a shower from the garden hose. Zare meanwhile grabs the wedding official at gunpoint and orders him to solemnize his marriage with his sweetheart, Ida, and the two sail off together on a riverboat with a fistful of cash stashed in his grandfather's accordion, and the blessing of their respective grandparents."

>> ^RedSky:
Anyone got the number of this 'person assistant'? Got a few jobs for her ...

Don't tell me- These jobs for her involve her doing a few jobs for you, am I right? Pervert.

>> ^Video title:
Do Not Try This At Home - Cornstarch and Ellen DeGeneres

Aww. Why can't I try this at home?

I'd like to fill a swimming pool with corn starch and watch unsuspecting people try to dive in.

UPVOTE for the Music!!! and the unsuspected surprise!!!

*nochannel
This is *long *nsfw *science *videogames *1sttube *geek *dark

Well worth seeing, if you have not already Darren Brown taked unsuspecting (and suseptible) member of the public, and whilst they play a rigged arcade machine...well, I dont want to ruin it!

NSFW - because the poor sod absolutely shits himself...

I posted this, but I did not it here, so I fix the tags

Yep more Holiday themed chicanery. Love 'em or hate 'em, marshmallow peeps are a stalwart of the Easter holiday in at least the US, and I imagine a few other western countries. My personal belief is that only one batch of the oft stale, peep shaped marshmallows was made back in 1954, and they're still trying to unload them on an unsuspecting public.

<sarcasm>Thing is, Timothy wasn't really unsuspecting in this video and our cunning Bunny friend knows that.</sarcasm>

But seriously? YAY! Friendship for the win!

>> ^darkrowan:
hehehe... Cabbits.... thats what this breeding will make, Cabbits.


Nah, it'll never work. There's that old song, "The genes of a Cat and a Rabbit JUST won't splice!"

It's just doomed to failure.