Bwaaaahahahaha!
Trump’s NFTs, his digital traitor cards, are gone. He sold $4.5 million worth of poorly photoshopped fantasy images to you morons for $100 a pop…stupidest purchase ever...and he’s going to lose every penny because he STOLE the images he poorly photoshopped his face on…from companies like Amazon that are his enemies. He even used a Men’s Warehouse photo because there weren’t any of him in a tux that didn’t look like an obese old pedophile. He’s so crooked he wouldn’t even pay $100 for stock photos to use. Think they won’t sue? They’re going to ask for 10x his profit in punitive damages. ROTFLMFAHS!!

He fudged his non fungible tokens….like everything he touches. How many did you buy? Did you get cowboy Trump?

And Elon has sold $3.5 billion of Tesla despite promising not to, and has gone full blown anti free speech on twitter, suspending any reporter or organizations that reported on him or Twitter. And before you lie, no, they had not posted his exact location in real time…most had not even shown where that legally and publicly available information about the city his plane is in could now be found after he banned it from Twitter (something he also promised not to do).
I guess he better ban Ticketmaster, it shows the exact location and date where Taylor Swift will be.
He better ban any account tracking AOC’s location….or any that mention that it’s possible to track AOC somewhere else.

…or he better just quit, sell to the banks for $15 billion, leave his now struggling unpopular companies and go away…Tesla down 10 more yesterday, almost 8%, and in freefall. He’s destroyed more market share of more companies in the last 6 months than any emperor of Rome or elsewhere. No person in history has lost more money for more people. Not even close. Ouch.

Funny story from high school. We had our grad dinner, then we were all getting changed so we could head out to the "aftergrad" party. One of the quietest guys, who was a big Cult fan, just started singing "TUX REMOVAL! TUX REMOVAL MACHINE!" at the top of his lungs in the change room.

My god, we all laughed so hard at that, and I remember it clearly from all those years ago.

Probably more like you trying to get into your prom tux you bruised turd.

Unfortunately the tux rental and the acappella group probably cost him all the money he ever made at that job.

>> ^legacy0100:

Jimmy Kimmel has always been a jerk, but goddamn it he's funny. it takes an asshole to make a great comic.


Looks good in a tux too.

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>> ^vaire2ube:

he fucked that girl while wearing the penguin suit


I thought that was Tux!

>> ^ant:

Grumpy Tux!


Unhappy feet.

I gotta KILLER idea. We get like 20 people, we have them all rent/buy tuxes... OR.. we get people that OWN tuxes only. Then we get a nice friggin wedding tent. We set up a band, me make it all look topically perfect. We get a stereotypical drunk girl, etc .... etc... etc.... etc...

FOR NO REASON

Tux gets hungry too.

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the guy in the tux is great @ 1:58...

Not sure about why this is considered impressive. Geeky American teenagers do this all the time, just while carrying instruments and making music on them. So... this is just Japanese adults in tuxs doing stuff that requires about 30% of the skill of geeky American teenagers. If anything it's just sad.

absolutely great, love the cat falling off the table wearing a tux