I got up early and cooked a 22lb turkey for over 5 1/2 hours. Rosemary butter all over and injected in the breasts, and nothing else. Turned out great, flavorful and juicy.
Right after it came out, my new oven died, so I had to abandon the already made but uncooked apple pie. Not a big deal, as there were 4 half pies left over when everyone left.

My brother brought his corgie who immediately did a few full speed laps of the yard before performing a beautiful horizontal swan dive into my pond. I gave it an 8.7.

Happy roast a dinosaur for genocide day, everyone.

Sort of a play on "jumping off slippery table and swan-diving to the floor" videos.

>> ^ForgedReality:

If you did a swan dive into the water, would you survive? They should find out.

The height doesn't scare me, what scares me is the temptation to find that out

If you did a swan dive into the water, would you survive? They should find out.

why would people gather around to watch someone off themselves ? and what selfish ass, she couldn't figure out a better way to do it than a swan dive into traffic. Some people.

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Man, that is hilarious. And the tune is perfect.

During the US/Ghana game, America's speedy stiker was racing up the left wing, and literally tripped over his own feet. No contact from the Ghana guy whatsoever. And he turned his fall into a beautiful swan dive, with double roll, drawing not just a free kick but a yellow card. Unfortunately the Ghanan player was already on a yellow, so he missed the next game. I was aghast.

Here's my solution:

Adopt the tennis approach. Each team in the World Cup gets two appeals per game. If the opposition takes a dive, and a free kick or worse is awarded, you get to call for the video umpire to review the incident. If it can be shown that there was no contact, the player who took the dive gets a yellow or red, and the appeal doesn't count as one of your two appeals. If it is unclear, it gets returned to the on-ground umpire.

Thus, there is finally a realistic disincentive to dive, knowing you could get sent off yourself by the video ref.

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>> ^laura:
CGI= "Computer Geek's Imagination"...no man can build my dream kitchen & then bake a gourmet cake in it...it's just not going to happen, get over it.


SWAN DIVE!

As far as I can tell, no CGI until the swan dive, and I doubt there's any way they could've got him into those pants and boots otherwise.

Very cool. But that wasn't much of a swan dive, wussie!

Ha! I love it! And though I'm a liberal, I don't give a rat's ass that he's bagging on Palin, and you know why? Because he goes along with whatever is popular. When Bush had high approval ratings he was in love with that motherfucker. However, when Bush's ratings swan-dived, so did Chris Matthews' on-air opinion of him. In other words, he sways with the fucking wind.

He's not a reliable journalist. He often yaps at high speeds in almost a stream-of-consciousness manner. In other words, he says a lot of stupid shit that most of us with good sense would never say on-air. Some people find his frank manner refreshing, but I think it makes him look semi-retarded at times.

And though he might not like Sarah Palin, I bet he'd make a pass at her if he thought he could get away with it. Oh wait, I'm talking about me now.

Swimming Song

Lyrics: Loudon Wainright III
Music: Loudon Wainright III

This summer I went swimming
This summer I might have drowned
But I held my breath, I kicked my feet
And I moved my arms around
I moved my arms around

This summer I swam in the ocean
And I swam in a swimming pool
Salt my wounds, chlorined my eyes
I'm a self-destructive fool
Self-destructive fool

This summer I did the back stroke
And you know that that's not all
I did the breast stroke, the butterfly
And the old Australian crawl
The old Australian crawl

This summer I swam in a public place
And a reservoir to boot
At the latter I was informal
At the former I wore my suit
I wore my swimming suit

Oh, this summer I did swan dives
And jack-knives for you all
And once when you weren't looking
I did a cannon-ball
I did a cannon-ball

This summer I went swimming
This summer I might have drowned
But I held my breath, I kicked my feet
And moved my arms around
I moved my arms around

Thanks!

Back before they took a swan dive into a pool of suck.