The elusive hippo roll, only found at the most exclusive sushi hotspots.
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The life of a repo man is always intense
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Now let's go do those crimes....let's go eat sushi and not pay!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qGzkQAIHTTY

An old EQ tale:

I was invisible and running through the Karanas one day when I noticed a young gnome near the gypsy camp. He was fighting a lion and though it looked like he would win the battle, being a fellow gnome, I decided to help the guy out.

I targeted the lion, clicked on my mesmerize spell, then started to type: "I'm mesmerizing the lion for you." I got as far as: "I'm " when I remembered that I had replaced my mesmerize spell with an Area of Effect mesmerize spell... and that I was standing next to an NPC enchantress. Gulp.

My movement keys are mapped to "w a s d" so I frantically stabbed at my keyboard, trying to MOVE and interrupt the spell.

I forgot that I was in typing mode.

The gypsy enchantress didn't like my attempt to mezz her so she promptly charmed me [IE Mind control] and made me go after the gnome I had been trying to save. I watched in horror as my peace-loving character, knife flailing like a crazed sushi chef, chased the little guy down and stabbed him to death.

I found my victim later and apologized profusely... I even gave him a nice weapon and a piece of armor. He was great about it, and laughed when I told him what happened.

He said he didn't know WHAT was going on. One minute he was fighting a lion, the next minute a strange gnome appeared out of NOWHERE, announced: "I'm wwwaaaddd", then sliced him up like Freddy Krueger.

Nah, man someone just gave her some baklava - she'll be back in 5 minutes, just make sure you have some sushi or vegan donuts in hand!

I'll suck your dick for a cup of coffee, yea.
I'll suck your dick for a cup of coffee.
I'll suck your dick for a cup of coffee, yea.
I don't even want any creamer..
I think I'll take it black.

I'll suck your dick for a Voodoo Donut, yea.
I'll suck your dick for a Voodoo Donut.
I'll suck your dick for a Voodoo Donut, yea.
I don't even want any sprinkles...
It's just icing in my mouth.

I'll suck your dick for a plate of sushi, yea. x3.
I don't even cares if it smells like fish,
I'll suck your dick!

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Living in Japan, I get to eat octopus pretty frequently and I'm always so conflicted about it. On the one hand, I really admire them as they're such smart creatures. On the other hand, they are damned tasty when prepared right (great takoyaki, for instance).

Still, there is no way I would eat this. I prefer my food 100% dead. I had the same problem at a sushi place once where they took the fish out of the tank and sliced it up right in front of us. The fish slices were still wiggling ever so slightly when the chef handed them to us. I couldn't eat it and my friend wound up eating my share.

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On the one hand, having a guided experience like that from somebody that knows the "proper" way of doing things is a very good thing.

On the other hand, I hate snobbery when it becomes sort of evangelical to the point of "saving people from ruining their meal". Maybe they like "candy sushi" rolls, dipped into soy sauce mixed with wasabi to the point of being salt bombs. I do. AND I like good nagiri the "proper" way also.

You're not kidding. In fact, all the sushi looks terrible... the fish looks.... off

A friend once explained to me why Sushi was Japanese. He said that because they lived on Islands that tree's were limited and precious and so fuel for cooking was limited. I guess that's what lead to them being woodworking masters - that deep respect for tree's. Origami too!

And now do some Sushi!

The real secret of "sushi"...

NO FUCKING AVOCADO...

Seriously, fuck off! = )

yeah, the term for raw food is sashimi 刺身. Sushi is the rice. If it's rolled it's makizushi 巻き寿司.

If you want to learn more about sushi, I highly recommend Jiro Dreams of Sushi.


It's a fascinating watch. In some ways, it's similar to the movie Whiplash, in that it's about absolute dedication to perfecting your craft (although sadly it doesn't have JK Simmons).

I've never met a Sushi that I didn't like - though I've never had sea urchin.

Reminder: Don't eat sushi with chopsticks.