Um... duuuuh? Except that all of this already happened and we aren't even human in the first place. We're just living in the Genetic Robot AI Hive Mind Matrix.

Individuality went out of fashion -- but now it's back in style! A little too late now that we've merged into one huge mass, but that's what the Matrix is for, right? Simulated individuality.

Without the belief that we are separate humanoids, the genetic robot AI hive would never function as anything other than a meat grinding war machine that consumes all matter for no reason other than to exist and expand.

We have to remind ourselves how bad it would be by simulating the horrific tragedies of our past. We must hold onto our humanity in order for this supreme godlike progress to continue. Never... forget... we were once human... We're also competing with the Firstborns who may try and fucking wipe us off the intergalactic star map. Fucking monoliths! Grrr..!! *shakes simulated fist at the simulated sky*

FOR THE SINGULARITY! All hail the godlike engineers who put these safeguards in place!!

But, um, can you make me more rich in this fake existence? Someone important -- like an actor.

Oh... oh, I am? It's like the Matrix meets the Truman show? Okay, cool, but uh maybe a little more privacy please.

Wait... you can read my thoughts? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu -- I did NOT mean what I was thinking last night. Honest, Genetic Robot AI Hive Mind, honest! I would never... never ever ever ever hack into the matrix again and cause an entire world population to take part in a bukkake. Not ever... ever again.

Sorry, Genetic Robot AI Hive Mind, sorry! My sincere apologies.

But srsly, 7.4 billion people at one time. You gotta admit, the simulation was worth at least one run through --

Ok ok, back to my fake human worldly worries. Pretending all sorts of dumb stuff to impress and not annoy other pretend people pretending their pretend inward selves are fully represented in their pretend public facing persona. Right, it's a tooooootally real world.

So real. So strong. *flexes*

I have a HTC Tattoo (the name of the phone, not a tattoo, obviously) that I'm frankly not that happy with, but I think Legend is probably faster and better. Tattoo is probably the crappiest of the newer HTC phones.(well, i guess its no longer among the newer ones either..)

Anyway, the big thing about these new phones is of course the apps, Firstly, you will need an app killer, like Advanced Task Killer. Android systems have a weakness of just leaving everything running in the background, with no helpful way of letting you know that you have stuff running, which is really annoying. ATK is a helpful weapon against this, as it lets you instantly see whats running, and kill it all in one click

Theres like a million different applications out there, which you can check out in the Android Market. One of my favorites is Google Sky, which is a augmented star map that you can use to navigate the sky. You can search for jupiter, for instance,(which is perfect for observation right now) and the phone will guide you to it.

The other great thing about android phones is that they can be synced with google calendar and contacts, which is helpful, so if you lose your phone, you keep the contacts etc. You can also integrate contacts with facebook and stuff.

Anyway, good luck!