The world wide web is under attack
They're taking it away but we're pulling it back
The world wide web is under attack
They're taking it away but we're pulling it back

So the FCC won't let me be
They want to stack the deck for the ISPs
but we've got a couple of tricks up our sleeves
It's far too important to leave to police
it could lead to the streets
a breach of the peace
and even decrease our freedom of speech
there's never been a bigger reason to read up
and see what's agreed 'cause of greed for the green and deceit
The greener the leaf, the sweeter the tree
the quicker they'll chop it down and leave nothing but tree stumps; debris
the damage is done, no refund received
see, the thing about net neutrality
is unless you get huge salaries
? the paramedic won't rescue casualties
' til they've seen to the rich next dude's allergies
they'll prioritise cash over content
wanna send one bit? That's one cent
What nonsense, man it's scaring me
a planet of plenty's selling scarcity
Innovation paved the way
Now invaders are paying to take it away
but they ain't gonna make it today
! Letting that happen's a major mistake
If Lessig was rapping he'd tell you the same
LETTING THAT HAPPEN'S A MAJOR MISTAKE
Tim Berners Lee baked us a cake
and they've taken the cherry.. AND THE CAKE
discrimination is happening today
to blacks and to gays and to packets of data
though ethically they're exactly the same
so Oi, we're not gonna stand 4 it m8

U WOT?
THE FOK U SAYIN BRUV?
U WOT M8??????
! THE FOK U SAYIN BRUV
U WOT?
FAK OFF U ARSEHOLE!

The world wide web is under attack
They're taking it away but we're pulling it back
The world wide web is under attack
They're taking it away but we're pulling it back

I'm from the place John Oliver came from
but no matter where you live you should be singing the same song
at long last, I'm putting Comcast on blast
'cause they never learn their lesson like they're in the wrong class
well I'm the professor and I'm setting you with one task
Get them knocked back like a shot glass
Straight in front of me's a cable company
The way they're behaving's unbelievable
Comcast is in league with the devil
and it's pissing me off, I'm not even American
! Take a peek, see from the evidence
Netflix had to pay a fee to get better links
it's a shakedown, communication breakdown
There's a bully in the playground
I had enough of that at school, won't lay down
lay a finger on me, you'll be laid out
You'll be laid out
You'll be laid ou
You'll be laid out
You'll be laid out
lay a finger on me, you'll be laid out

The world wide web is under attack
They're taking it away but we're pulling it back
The world wide web is under attack
They're taking it away but we're pulling it back

Taking it back, we're taking it back
We're taking it, we're taking back

I would have given them a little less. Dairy may be bad but it's more about the calorie intake. Most animals are lactose intolerant, but in that there are still many individuals of each species that handle milk fine. After that it's about the calorie intake. Our cats love milk, so occasionally I take a shot glass and fill it 1/4 of the way and let them paw the milk out. Never noticed any Diarrhea and I know the calories are around 8-10. Which is fine for them.

eh, its buzzfeed. Most likely their target audience are white american youths, who would know JD.

I had a friend who hanging out at someones house. they were passing around a sipping scotch, i don't know what brand, but it was supposedly expensive and could peel paint with a splash it was so strong. They ran out of sipping glasses, so they poured his in a normal shot glass. He didn't know better and shot the thing in front of them all. They all gasped and said "NO!! DON'T SHOT IT!" lol he said it was the most excruciating sensation ever had drinking something. everyone had a good laugh after it.

I was hoping for a new orally administered vaccine and shot glasses, but that works too.

You can see the booze bottle and FULL shot glass she falls on...

>> ^zor:

That's some Willy Wonka shit right there.


My adult Wonka Factory fantasy has everything now! (Ask me about the Oompa Loompa strippers.)

>> ^Unsung_Hero:

>> ^BoneRemake:
I dont get how its cooking? just because it is a sugar ball?

I'm not quite sure what you mean by "cooking."
If you are referring to the way it keeps changing colors when he is whittling it down, that is due to the different colored layers in which the candy is made. The "shell" of the candy is white and is the outer most layer of numerous underneath. Each color supposedly has a different taste but I believe that is just Wonka Candy lies.
Click here for the Gobstopper Wiki

He means that he's curious as to why this is under the cooking tag, as am I.

I'm a Line Cook, I make food for a living. I can tell you that making shot glasses made of jawbreakers isn't in my job description.

*Nochannel
*skillful
*music
*howto
*wtf

>> ^BoneRemake:

I dont get how its cooking? just because it is a sugar ball?


I guess you could argue that it's a sort of garnish.

>> ^BoneRemake:

I dont get how its cooking? just because it is a sugar ball?


I'm not quite sure what you mean by "cooking."

If you are referring to the way it keeps changing colors when he is whittling it down, that is due to the different colored layers in which the candy is made. The "shell" of the candy is white and is the outer most layer of numerous underneath. Each color supposedly has a different taste but I believe that is just Wonka Candy lies.

Click here for the Gobstopper Wiki

If I had a dime for every time I heard that...I'd have 42 cents. I already had 36 cents so figure that the fuck out...>> ^Unsung_Hero:

Sir, can I lick your fingers?

Your video, Making a jawbreaker shot glass, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

>> ^MrFisk:

Does this count?
http://videosift.com/video/Tyrion-Lannisters-Drinking-Game


I'm inclined to say it's not quite suitable for the contest since the drinking vessels could be anything at all and aren't really mentioned, so they can't validly be considered the subject of the video, unfortunately.

It's interesting to see the kinds of videos everyone is finding for this contest. I was really expecting to see things like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, How It's Made: Beer Bottles, rapid cooling carafe, how to make a shot glass out of ice, etc. (I'm guessing some of those must already have been submitted previously.)

Its just the shot glass' volume into the shaker and each of the colours has a different density.

Yes ?

Well, I had little else to work from, but so long as it got something!

In reply to this comment by ReverendTed:
One interesting thing is that shot glass didn't actually produce the hit I was expecting; instead it hit the writer's offhand remark about a "shot of acquitted felons streaming out of the courthouse". But it worked, so hey.
It's Lazydude's fault he's hard to find, though. He wore the bathrobe to distinguish himself - he should have included that tag somewhere in his video descriptions.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Haha. That's damn near the same string of keywords that I used! I just didn't scroll all the way down! Thanks!

In reply to this comment by ReverendTed:
I Googled movie reviews bathrobe shot glass and the last link on the first page was your answer: Lazydork.

One interesting thing is that shot glass didn't actually produce the hit I was expecting; instead it hit the writer's offhand remark about a "shot of acquitted felons streaming out of the courthouse". But it worked, so hey.
It's Lazydude's fault he's hard to find, though. He wore the bathrobe to distinguish himself - he should have included that tag somewhere in his video descriptions.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Haha. That's damn near the same string of keywords that I used! I just didn't scroll all the way down! Thanks!

In reply to this comment by ReverendTed:
I Googled movie reviews bathrobe shot glass and the last link on the first page was your answer: Lazydork.