Anyone notice how crime in Baltimore has shot through the roof since the police have been shackled?

Proves that the cops are preventing crime there, at least they were until the gov't got everyone riled up.

Now Baltimore is a self-cleaning oven.

I've seen what a self-cleaning oven does. That scares me almost as much as Vagina Dentata.

>> ^chingalera:
^ "I can vouch for all of these people that they are a very sweet bunch of girls that are VERY supportive and would never harass anyone or downvote a video"
Well THAT'S no fun!?
Looks like all the cat women came clean through one suspicious, "alleged" female character and co-conspirators to some cuteness-spamming plot with Videosift in their sites.
These cutesy-types infect the interwebs with their smarmy, gooey offerings. Self-cleaning, fish-breathed demons is what they are! Sent to steal our souls while we sleep while pissing and shitting in boxes!!


LOL! That's cute!

>> ^bamdrew:
oh good, now I can say I watched it


I didn't really wanna click. In the end I decided that I wanted the "update" from the global consciousness, even if its malware. Thankfully it was self cleaning, and hilarious.

I do love, love, love the AeroPress that I received last week. One shouldn't love a piece of durable plastic this much. Always loved his frisbee as well. The brilliance of the AeroPress design is in its capacity to self-clean.

If you are kettle boiling, listen for the hiss rather than the whistle. I found that water fully boiled in a kettle is far too hot. Or you can scare the family with a screaming kettle and wait about 4-5 minutes.

For easy and fun lattes (if children are involved in the foaming process), invest in a $2 IKEA milk foamer or something slightly more advanced (but cheap) if an IKEA is not nearby. Illy coffee is simply wonderful in the AeroPress.

>>ryanbennitt
I wonder if it's skin is dirtophobic too.

Actually, being hydrophobic will automatically make a material self-cleaning. The water will dissolve the dirt, and then just fall off. On a normal material the water would stick and evaporate away, leaving the dirt in place.

"The Lotus effect refers to the very high water repellency (superhydrophobicity) exhibited by the leaves of the lotus flower (Nelumbo). Dirt particles are picked up by water droplets due to a complex micro- and nanoscopic architecture of the surface which enables minimization of adhesion. The self-cleaning property of superhydrophobic micro-nanostructured surfaces was discovered in the 1970s and has been applied since the 1990s in biomimetic technical products."

via http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_effect

*wtf *wheels.

Some form of autism perhaps?

But then, I'm no doctor.

I call for a *brain study!

*Happy talk to Vanna. SELF. CLEANING. OVEN!

If you find a dupe of one of my videos could you notify me and allow me to discard it myself. I check the sift probably every day and wouldn't miss your comment, also it would save me 4 minutes of confusion browsing sifttalk and my tags.

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
Sorry dupe:

http://www.videosift.com/video/best-toilet-commercial-evar

*discard

i thought cats were self-cleaning...

I've made this suggestions somewhere else, but just in case....


Why doesn't the videosift bot just send the original poster a private message with a link to the video whenever someone declares a video as "dead"?

If someone doesn't like getting all the PMs then there should also be a user option to disable this from happening.

When videos aren't fixed within a week or two, they get deleted. It's a self cleaning videosift feature.

Hopefully this is already in the works.

Why doesn't the videosift bot just send the original poster a private message with a link to the video whenever someone declares a video as "*dead"?

If someone doesn't like getting all the PMs then there should also be a user option to disable this from happening.

When videos aren't fixed within a week or two, they get deleted. It's a self cleaning videosift feature.