Rottweiler named Diesel.
Ferret named Loki.

I'm going to get this woman to name my next pet. She has a gift.

I also don't get this "dogs were domesticated by humans, cats domesticated themselves" bullshit. Dogs were domesticated the exact same way as cats, the only difference is we discovered cats are only useful for rodent control, as hunters. Dogs could be hunters (terriers), hunter-helpers (pointers, retrievers), protectors and herd control (shepards, collies), beasts of burden (Rottweilers), etc. Of course we spent more time working with dogs. They had useful abilities already. Cats are much like rats, racoons and other animals that thrive in the presence of humanity. They're just at the top of their respective food chain, like we are.

Wow... he's living my dream existence.

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Right down to the "FuckEm!" welcome mat...

4 out of 5 Rottweilers agree, cats taste good, almost as good as cat turds.

I bet the two Rottweilers just stopped out of camera range.

Ogre: "Hey, let Pebbles have this one!"
Trogdor: "Whatevs."

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I knew there was a reason I liked Rottweilers.

i'm sure they want to take it outside to shit. I've had a rottweiler shit in the house before and it was a huge mound of poo.

I want the sequel: Rottweiler feasting on Deer.

The title made me wonder if I should look at the video. A rottweiler playing with a deer made me suppose that their would be (at least) some teeth mark. But I'm happy I watched it anyway.

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My wife puts a rabid rottweiler in there!

Looked like a rottweiler cross. Just another example why dogs initially bred for their ferocity, tenacity, and fighting ability, should be totally banned. Chipping and/or licensing will not work, they will be ignored. And PLEASE don't drag out the old argument that it is the owners fault. Of course, any dog can be made vicious, but these dogs are not bought by owners who want a companion. They have owners who want them for protection, intimidation and status. These dogs are highly strung, impulsive, unpredictable, and give little, if any, warning that they are about to strike. How many adults, children, police, or other dogs, need to be maimed before action is taken? Look at the statistics on the breeds that attack. The latest one shows that guide dog attacks have gone up to 8 a month and the breeds, generally, responsible are fighting dogs. I own a Tamaskan (A big dog derived from sled dog ancestry). There are four bull terriers in my neighborhood and when we pass EVERY one of them strains, snarling and growling to get at him. I pray each time that their leads don't break.

Firstly, looks as if from the description that the animal was owned by someone who like many dog owners in general, regardless of breed, fail to consider before taking on the responsibility of pet ownership; Before taking on the care and control of a breed as predictable as a pit bull they might have looked to the future when the dog was an adult what they were in for. Most people make emotional decisions when choosing a pet. Oh~Quite certain that it is illegal to own a Pit or Rottweiler in the city limits of Denver.
Most insurance companies require a special rider for owners of certain breeds as well-the rates are higher. That this choggie took on the responsibility would suggest that instead of having the animal abused by another idiot owner (notice The blame be directed NOT at the canine?) instead it be humanly cared-for and exercised, in a fenced yard. The dog also looks well-fed (no collar though).
Regardless of the situation, I hear the above argument many times, usually evoking some tragic situation where some ghetto-raised Pitbull has mauled someone. Again, who is to blame, the careless owner or do you simply solve the problem by eliminating the breed? I tend to agree with the breeders: Eliminate the idiot factor~Humans too ignorant to have the dog.
Bottom line is either educate the idiots who own animals without a frikkin' license to do so, or butch-up: The world is an hazardous place and the #1 animals that make it so are the

P U N Y
H U M A N S !!

"Oh my little fluffy wouldn't hurt a fly!?", said the elderly woman whose ferocious Pomerweenian, tore out the eyes of another elderly woman at a bridge party, this and more stupid human bullshit at Seven, right here on The Good Moron Show, with Katerine Stuffupper and Glans Deferens!

Seriously though can we get rid of Joe Biden? He has done less than people in the grave during the last four years. He's supposed to be Obama's right hand man, but he has done nothing at all--this is the first time I've heard him used in a joke process and that is saying a lot.

Can we get someone who--very seemingly--like Blake Griffen is fouled hard all the damn time much like I see Obama getting hit; can somebody please take a bullet for Obama sometime when they aren't busy with a hooker (btw, Jeff Sessions, R., took a cheap shot at Obama and thought he should be responsible for this--no one has said a thing, this is what I'm talking about...)? Can we please get someone on the team that can kneecap somebody or just for the hell of it , if they had to, could visit another country in place of Obama? How about Hillary, she's a rottweiler, promote her!? Anyway, I hope you know what I mean.