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Rare Jelly that has only been seen once before

Biden Approval WTF

newtboy says...

Pretty sure he thinks Carter was just a dumb hayseed peanut farmer that somehow stumbled his way into being president too.

kir_mokum said:

you think jimmy carter was the worst POTUS? that's incoherent regardless of your political ideology.

Skiing The Red Bull Run

BSR says...

That's just futs I tell ya. Just nuckin' futs. 🥜 🥜

Drone pilot was pretty good also. 🚁

Democrat voter has strong message for Biden

BSR says...

In my opinion Biden had one mission. Defeat Trump. Mission accomplished. Whatever he does now is small peanuts compared to your hero.

The Fearless Flyers get funky

Trump Jr High As A Kite Rambling Nonsense

newtboy says...

That crashed my tablet. When I finally got it to load, there's no way to copy the embed. Thanks, but useless as a replacement.

It does indicate that this is NOT a deep fake, though.

I wish there was a functional embed from that unedited version I could use to stop the "deep fake!" cries from the peanut gallery. It's pretty clearly real, granted the version I posted cut the shit out of it, making it suspect....but I didn't want the commentary from other versions.

Piece of Bread falling over

StukaFox says...

Somebody made this. Someone said, "Y'know what the world needs in 2021? A piece of fucking bread falling over." They probably said this because they were stoned. Probably very stoned. Y'know, a stoner with an idea is something to be respected and feared at the same time. Every stoner is McGuyver when it comes to getting stoned. No pipe? We gotta apple. No apple? We gotta Coke can. No Coke can? "Here, kitty kitty kitty!"

People are all, "Yeah, stoners 'n' shit...", but do they know how much effort a stoner will expend to score a dimer on a Saturday night when The Wall starts at the midnights in 30 minutes? Heaven, Earth, heavy rocks, speed limits, moral certitudes -- nothing stands in the way iffin' you're dry when you should be high!

That's some tasty-ass lookin' bread, too. Bet that bitch would be primo with some peanut butter on it. Oh wait, cotton-mouth....uhh, let's go for Welch's Grape Jelly instead. Ohhhyeah, one bite of WGJ and you're back in the second grade where the days were infinite and all you had to do is play, knock out a couple of easy math problems, and not torment the cat too much.

Thank fucking Christ 2020 is over.

19-Year-Old TikToker Realizes She Lost Her Sense of Taste

Khufu says...

Oh wow, for her to say she's really starting to feel the gravity of what Covid means because she can't taste her damn chocolate peanut butter cups does not say a lot about kid's awareness at that age.

Cop Drives Man Over 100 Miles After Traffic Stop ...

bobknight33 says...

You just love to shit on cops.

I know this is a un believable story to you because in you small little peanut mind all a cop can be is bad.

There is more good than bad but you narrow minded head is blinded by your own prejudice .

newtboy said:

Did we pay that cop >4 hours of overtime for his "good deed", and for his gas and vehicle maintenance? If so, it wasn't really a good deed, it was self serving and a waste of hundreds of tax dollars. It's only a nice gesture if it's on the cop's dime and on his personal time, not mine. It probably would have been cheaper to buy him a plane ticket.

Scientists taught rats to drive little cars for Froot Loops

Michael Knowles Calls Greta Thunberg Mentally Ill

newtboy says...

What a disgusting piece of shit and outright liar.
Her achievements already outweigh his by miles...he's only managed to get himself kicked off Fox, impressively hard to do if you're right wing. Fox has apologized for his disgraceful ad hominem attacks against a child who he couldn't factually contradict....but Laura Ingram has also personally attacked her on her show, as has Trump on Twitter.

Being on the autism spectrum, she says she has aspergers, is a developmental disorder NOT a mental illness.
Being a pathological liar, that's a mental illness apparently now shared by an entire political party.
Being a fecal golem is a personality disorder he clearly has in spades.

The Carnegie Mellon study he sites said no such thing, and it's authors have stated that it's a total misrepresentation of their findings....repeatedly.
The study actually said certain produce at it's worst might be more ecologically harmful per calorie than some kinds of white meat eating by comparing things like bacon vs lettuce on a calorie to calorie instead of serving to serving rate, so 4 strips of bacon were compared to > 40 cups of lettuce. Get real.
To compound the confusion they chose a calorie poor produce like lettuce with high greenhouse gas emissions instead of kale, broccoli, rice, potatoes, spinach and wheat (just to name a few) which all rank lower than pork in terms of greenhouse gases.
The same argument holds for water usage...they chose lettuce, with high water requirements, instead of things like corn, peanuts, carrots and wheat which all use less water than all non-seafood meat.
It's also assumed the produce will be wasted at exponentially higher rates than meat, which can be preserved more easily. That may be true, but they don't include the preservatives or energy to refrigerate and/or freeze meat on the bacon side of the equation.

Of course the lettuce takes more resources if you eat 40+ cups instead of 4 thin bacon strips, just like when you compare a single fish stick to several giant pumpkins.

*rant over*

Squirrel Stuck In Her Hair

THE PEANUT BUTTER FALCON Official Trailer (2019)

The Peanut Butter Falcon | Featurette "Zack's Story"



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