Hey, person with one of the coolest profile pics on the sift.
This is a non-automated message informing you that your video was a dupe:

http://www.videosift.com/video/BBC-News-Presenter-on-Air-Confession-I-killed-someone-once -> http://www.videosift.com/video/BBC-Presenter-Confesses-to-Compassion-Killing-On-Air

Have a nice day

kulpims, lucky760 has a porn site, go check the raucous, energetic, and highly trafficked area of the talk over there...see any ad banners??? The shit is becoming more non-linear as wel-check yer socks-

http://www.pornbumper.com/talk

hmmm, imagine that, not too many people can talk with one hand on their cock and one on the mouse....besides, fucking is a time when talking becomes irrelevant in light of the task(s) at hand.

Don't see a shit storm of ad-rev being generated there, either. For that matter, purveyors of traditional forms of porn after the advent of free uploaded amateur stuff, are want to keep up the payments on their Pussy Wagons and fillet Mignon deliveries.

Porn is NOT the wave of the future of the internet.....it's he wave of knuckle-dragging monkeys being told robotically what to do by the mind-control agents of media, as their social dysfunction struggles to catch up wit their early imprints of abuse, neglect, and parents who damaged as THEY are, knew DICK about imprinting a healthy human being....I digress frequently, forgive the non-linearity, go fuck yourselves.

Get real creative if you want to make a difference, and then learn the basic operating procedures of planet earth: disregard $$$$ as the final oooomph at days end....its a confabulation....

WTF were we talking about...OH, brain showing his ass as he projects it on an outdoor theater screeen in a small town outside of Delhi, ON FUCKING FAMILY FILM BOLLYWOOOD MUSICAL NIGHT.....!!! fucking, dumb-ass, shit.

Again, go fuck yourselves, each and every motherfucking one of you....oh and, as some of you cretins are inclined to use as your only parting script as you find your own bullshit being fed to ya with a silver fucking oyster fork, "Have a NICE day!"....(cocksuckers!)

>> ^TheSofaKing:
None of that gear is used by everyday patrolling police officers. The military grade gear is for S.W.A.T/Tactical units. Is everybody saying we shouldn't have these units?


First off, every patrol car is equipped with, what is now called “crowd control” gear, used to be riot gear but that started to tip off the fact that the ones with the gear are the ones that start the riots! So yes, every officer on patrol has upgraded equipment that they shouldn’t have, not to mention all the assault weapons they are given and told what heroes they are for doing what we do every day, without hiding behind a uniform and being armed!

Secondly, NO!@!! We should not have these military forces; they are a violation of the law! Not that they have to obey the law, even when they kick in your door, kill your dog, abuse you and your family, and “OH sorry Mr. and Mrs. Smith, we were supposed to be raiding 75453 west Jefferson rd, this is 75452 north Jefferson rd. our bad, have a nice day.

http://www.swatreform.org/cases.shtml

No problem, I knew it had to be on here somewhere, I just couldn't find it for some reason... Cheers!

In reply to this comment by demon_ix:
Greetings. This is a non-automated message from your friendly dupeof-er.

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Well WTF Laura, this cats' hard to roast...His shit simply does not stink! Not yer average crotch-scratching, crips-eating, no girl havin' wanker....Poor fucker just hadda baby and he's in Brazil surrounded by crotch-flossed bathing beauties that actually HAVE asses!!!...give him a break..Besides, like BF said, this roast is as stiff as a whorehouse fulla cadavers!

Wonder if his cock is as hard as the Wolverine's?
Hope yer kid doesn't grow up with hairy palms, mate.

If idda BEEN here and not held hostage by Captain Assburger and his life-free schlep brigade, ,maaaaaybe Idda GAINED momentum! Oh yeah, here's to the dysfunctional pre-mees on the Sift who hold manners and rules in higher regards than art, expression, and the occasional, gratuitous, "FUCK YOU!".....Fuck You Very Much!


hehhehe....that felt good. That goes double for anyone who has ever told me to "Have a Nice Day."...fucking pussies.

You didn't exactly post anything in the message, but I guess I should clarify my meaning.

I'm basically suspecting you simply posted a video to promote software that you are related to, either by developing it or by attempting to advertise it virally. That behavior is considered "Self-Linking" in this particular site and is against the posting guidelines.

That being said, I have no actual evidence that that was in fact what you did. I just have various surrounding facts, like how your account was created on the same day, you only upvoted your own video and one other, and your username seems to be related to the software the video is promoting.

None of this is actually direct evidence of some wrongdoing, and I'd rather give you the benefit of the doubt, so I'm not going to invoke a ban at this time.

Have a nice day

In reply to this comment by jeansebbacking:
In reply to this comment by demon_ix:
Mhm. User "jeansebbacking", software called "custom backing tracks", account created today.

*nochannel *music *geek *rocknroll

If this is a self-linked ad, it's not a very good one, since I only managed to get to the actual site through the Youtube description

Hahaha, it's funny because it's true.

In reply to this comment by silvercord:
You reminded me of an old joke:

A department store was opened to sell Husbands. The store had 6 floors.

Now the rule was you could purchase any husband from any floor, but once you went up to another level you could not go back down, but to exit the store.

A lady entered and the sign on the first floor said 'men with a job', she went up to the next level which read 'men with a job and likes kids'.

Impressed she then went up another level where the sign read 'men with a job, likes kids and has a romantic streak', she liked the sound of that, but proceeded to the next level where the sign read 'men with a job, likes kids, romantic and good looking'.

She was really impressed now but went on to the fifth floor where the sign read 'men with a job, likes kids, romantic, absolutely gorgeous, and enjoys helping around the home'.

Now this the lady was very impressed with that, but still she went on up to the sixth floor, and there on the sixth floor was a solitary sign which read...

You are the 3,450,701 woman to visit this floor, this demonstates how women are impossible to please. Thank you for visiting the Husband store. Have a nice day.


Directly across the road from the Husbands store was another department store that sold Wives. And, similar to the Husbands store, this store had 6 floors where you could purchase a Wife on any level, but if you went up a floor you couldn't go back down and had to exit.

So, a bloke walks into the store and on the first floor reads the following sign: "Women who like sex".

Impressed the guy goes up to the second floor where he meets a similar sign, but this one reads: "Women who like sex and are rich."

No man has ever gone to the third floor.

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
>> ^blankfist:
>> ^gwiz665:
Because banning the person was the wrong thing to do. He should have banned the choggie account and let him start over, until he broke the rules on the new one.

When you create GwizSift, you can implement whatever ineffectual, arbitrary ban policies you wish. The site owners of VideoSift, however, decided a ban goes beyond the account... it goes to the IP and therefore by extension it goes to the person. Them's the breaks, kid.


This has not been the policy with anyone else. Dag banned choggies account, but he didn't follow up on all the other users - that was users such as yourself and kp. My whole point in this poll is to act in the spirit of this comment by dag.

And I'll say this, GwizSift would have more blackjack and hookers... in fact, forget the blackjack!

You reminded me of an old joke:

A department store was opened to sell Husbands. The store had 6 floors.

Now the rule was you could purchase any husband from any floor, but once you went up to another level you could not go back down, but to exit the store.

A lady entered and the sign on the first floor said 'men with a job', she went up to the next level which read 'men with a job and likes kids'.

Impressed she then went up another level where the sign read 'men with a job, likes kids and has a romantic streak', she liked the sound of that, but proceeded to the next level where the sign read 'men with a job, likes kids, romantic and good looking'.

She was really impressed now but went on to the fifth floor where the sign read 'men with a job, likes kids, romantic, absolutely gorgeous, and enjoys helping around the home'.

Now this the lady was very impressed with that, but still she went on up to the sixth floor, and there on the sixth floor was a solitary sign which read...

You are the 3,450,701 woman to visit this floor, this demonstates how women are impossible to please. Thank you for visiting the Husband store. Have a nice day.


Directly across the road from the Husbands store was another department store that sold Wives. And, similar to the Husbands store, this store had 6 floors where you could purchase a Wife on any level, but if you went up a floor you couldn't go back down and had to exit.

So, a bloke walks into the store and on the first floor reads the following sign: "Women who like sex".

Impressed the guy goes up to the second floor where he meets a similar sign, but this one reads: "Women who like sex and are rich."

No man has ever gone to the third floor.

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
>> ^blankfist:
>> ^gwiz665:
Because banning the person was the wrong thing to do. He should have banned the choggie account and let him start over, until he broke the rules on the new one.

When you create GwizSift, you can implement whatever ineffectual, arbitrary ban policies you wish. The site owners of VideoSift, however, decided a ban goes beyond the account... it goes to the IP and therefore by extension it goes to the person. Them's the breaks, kid.


This has not been the policy with anyone else. Dag banned choggies account, but he didn't follow up on all the other users - that was users such as yourself and kp. My whole point in this poll is to act in the spirit of this comment by dag.

And I'll say this, GwizSift would have more blackjack and hookers... in fact, forget the blackjack!

It's almost ten o clock see i got a ball of lifted property
so i slid my beenie hat on sloppily
and promenade out to take up a collection
i got game like i read the directions
i 'm wishing that i had an automobile
as i feel the cold wind rush past
but let me state that i am a hustler for real
so you know i got the stolen bus pass
just as the bus pulls up and i step to the rear
this ole lady look like she drank a forty of fear
i see my ole school partner said his brother got popped
pay my respects
can you ring the bell we came to my stop
the street light reflects off the piss on the ground
which reflects off the hamburger sign as it turns round
which reflects off the chrome of the bmw
which reflects off the fact that i am broke
now what the fuck is new
i need loot i sweat the motherfucka
in the tweed suit
and i'm on his ass quicker than a kick from a grease boot
eased up slow and discreet
could tell he was suspicious by the way he slid his feet
didn't wanna fuck up the come on
so i smiled with my eyes said hey how it's hanging guy
bumped into his shoulders but he passed with no reaction
damn this motherfucka had a hella of andrew jacksons
i'm a thief or pickpocket give a fuck what you call it
used to call em fat cats.
i just call them wallets getting federal aint just a klepto
master card or visa i'd gladly accept those
sneaky motherfucka with a scam know how to pull it
got a mirror in my pocket but that wont stop no bullets
story just begun but you already know
aint no need to get down shit i'm already low

My footsteps echo in the darkness
my teeth clenched tight like a fist in the cold sharp mist
i look down and i hear my somach growling
step to burger king to attack it like a shaolin
i never pay for shit that i can get by doing dirt
link up to the girl cashier and start to flirt
all up in her face and her breath was like murder
damn the shit i do for a free hamburger
(girl )"well you got my number you gonna call me tonite"
it depends is them burgers attached to a price
"sorry sorry"
im just kidding i'ma call you write you love letters
"it's all good"
thanks for the burgers emm hook me up with a dr pepper.
(girl)thats cool you want some ice
yeah and some fries will be hella nice
(girl) damn my managers coming play it off okay have a nice day
im up outta here anyway
i use peoples before they use me
cos you could get got by an uzi over an oz
thats what an og told me
gots to find someplace warm and cozy to eat the vittles that i just got
came to an underground parking lot
this place is good as any fuck its all good
walked in found a car hopped itself up on a hood
ate my burger threw back my cola
somebody said hey it was a rented pig i thought it was a roller
"want me to call the cops?"
i dont want them to see me
looked down and saw that i was sitting on a lamboughini
it was rollses ferraris and jags by the dozen
a building door opened
damn it was my cousin
getting offa work dressed up no lie
tux cummerband and a blackbow tie
i was like hey
"who is it"
me
"oh whats up man i just quit this company
they hella racist and the pay was too low "
i said arite what was up in there though
"a party with rich motherfuckas i dont know the situation
i know they got cabbage owning corporations
ibm chryslers and shit is what they seeing"
just then a light bulb went off in my head
they be thinking all black folks is resembling
gimme your tux and i'll do some pocket swindling
fit the change in the bathroom and i freeze off my nuts
lets take a short break
while i get into this tux
grunt zipp
alright i'm ready

Fresh dressed like a million bucks
i be the flyiest muthafucka in an afro and a tux
my arm is at a right angle up silver tray in my hand
may i interest you in some caviar mam
my eyes shoots round the room there and here
noticing the diamonds in the chandelier
background barry manilow copacobana
and a strong ass scent of stoagies from havana
what no place where a brother might been
snobby ole ladies drinking champagne with rich white men
allrite then lets begin this
nights like this is good for business
five minutes in the mix noticed several diffrent cliques
talking giggling and shit
well one mother fucka gave me twits
and everbody else jacking it throttling
found out later you know coca cola bottling
talking to a black man who he's confused
we looking hella bourgie
ass all tight and seditty
recognzed him as the mayor of my city
who treats young black man like frank nitty
mr coke said to mr mayor "you know we got a process like ice t's hair
we put up the fund for your election campaign
and oh um waiter can you bring the champagne"
a real estate fronts as opportunities arousing
to make some condos out of low income housing
immediately we need some media heat
to say that gangs run the street and then we bring in the police fleet
harrasing me everbody till they look inebriated
when we bought the land motherfuckas will appreciate it
dont worry about the urban league or jesse jackson
my man that owns marlboros
donated a fat sum
thats when i step back some to contemplate what few know
sat down wrestle with my thoughts like a sumo
aint no one player that could beat this lunancy
aint no hustler on the street could do a whole community
this is how deep shit can get
it reads macaroni on my birth certificate
poontang is my middle name but i cant hang
i'm getting hustled
only knowing half the game
shit how the fuck do i get out of this place.

In reply to this comment by Jesus_Freak:
^acidSpine:

Before you deconstruct what my religion says, the argument I'm putting forward as asking about YOUR religion. No matter how advanced or far-reaching your scientific theories, how do you get around the necessity of supernatural origin in the creation of matter, time, and energy itself?

Hi Jesus_Freak

First of all, religion is dogma. I follow no dogma therefore I have no religion.

The concept of an omnipotent conciousness has ever been raised in a scientific sense so science really has no need to "get around" it.

I don't have an explanation for how spacetime, matter and energy came to be but neither do you if this is it:
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

Have a nice day.

The problem with this is that it won't work. The government isn't just going to give them what they want because they all decided to take a walk at the same time. King George didn't care about any protests the colonists made. Instead he raised taxes. The the American colonists had to have a war before they got what they wanted. They had to TAKE their freedom. Nobody in a position of that much power is going to give it up because a few people decided it was a nice day for a stroll... Seriously what do they expect from this? This won't change anything.


@ Conan:
Exactly what makes you think Western society is "highly evolved" or "civilized?"

The interesting part is the bit before the discussion, where the police actually decide it's okay to come down his garden path and intimidate him. I mean.. they could've just walked on, it seemed a pretty a relaxed scene up until that point.

Also strange is the ending where they suddenly decide to stop talking altogether? A simple "Sorry about that, mate, have a nice day" would've made all this a lot friendlier.

"Thank you! Have a nice day!" Haha!

I like your style.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
That's ok. I'll just take out a new credit card to pay off the old one. Ha! Take that, system!

In reply to this comment by Shepppard:
I regret to inform you that your credit card has now been officially
maxed out.

Have a nice day, sir.

That's ok. I'll just take out a new credit card to pay off the old one. Ha! Take that, system!

In reply to this comment by Shepppard:
I regret to inform you that your credit card has now been officially
maxed out.

Have a nice day, sir.