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I got into a fight at Wal-Mart yesterday (Documentaries Talk Post)
He's parodying CP obviously...
Most likely cos his parody of BillO has gotten old and he has no new material, this way he can keep being boring and no-one will ever know it's cos Bill lost his mojo
Armed monkey robs jewelry store - Mr. Fisk is 250 DIAMOND (Grindhouse Talk Post)
mojo jojo made two-fiddy? uh oh.
only one thing can stop a weremonkey...
14099 (Member Profile)
I'm still confused. Also, is English Choggie's first language? If it is, is he mildly retarded?
In reply to this comment by saturnalia:
hmmmmm....quite the cunt, perhaps dt's from a New Year's cold-turkey from so-called depression would resolutely solve what the meds can't- ...Otherwise, perhaps pound your next scrip all at once and chase it with Clorox.
In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
Half-lesbian?? [Is that because I like boobs? Weren't we all raised on the tit?]
The image of you being reamed brings a smile to my face, actually. Does that make me even more of a lesbian? Am I now 3/4 lesbian?
Utilize the free time you'll have ignoring me by making use of a community-provided literacy course.
In reply to this comment by LittleRed:
I apologize for knowing more about anal sex than someone who professes to be half-lesbian, and share said knowledge. If you dislike me so much, why waste your time researching everything I've said?
But don't worry, I won't be wasting my time on someone who so obviously doesn't deserve it anymore. That's what you were hoping for anyway.
In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
You are a worthless addition to the sift. You contribute nothing but your bad mojo and your terrible anal sex advice.
LittleRed (Member Profile)
Half-lesbian?? [Is that because I like boobs? Weren't we all raised on the tit?]
The image of you being reamed brings a smile to my face, actually. Does that make me even more of a lesbian? Am I now 3/4 lesbian?
Utilize the free time you'll have ignoring me by making use of a community-provided literacy course.
In reply to this comment by LittleRed:
I apologize for knowing more about anal sex than someone who professes to be half-lesbian, and share said knowledge. If you dislike me so much, why waste your time researching everything I've said?
But don't worry, I won't be wasting my time on someone who so obviously doesn't deserve it anymore. That's what you were hoping for anyway.
In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
You are a worthless addition to the sift. You contribute nothing but your bad mojo and your terrible anal sex advice.
UsesProzac (Member Profile)
I apologize for knowing more about anal sex than someone who professes to be half-lesbian, and share said knowledge. If you dislike me so much, why waste your time researching everything I've said?
But don't worry, I won't be wasting my time on someone who so obviously doesn't deserve it anymore. That's what you were hoping for anyway.
In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
You are a worthless addition to the sift. You contribute nothing but your bad mojo and your terrible anal sex advice.
LittleRed (Member Profile)
You are a worthless addition to the sift. You contribute nothing but your bad mojo and your terrible anal sex advice.
Examining Obama's Tax Plan - Austan Goolsbee / Steven Forbes
Actually, it's not so much two perspectives on Obama's plan so much as the main video is an Obama campaign staffer explaining Obama's plan (with the usual stump speech language), and Steve Forbes distorting it.
Obama's tax middle class tax cuts are structured as fixed-dollar tax credits. That doesn't make them one-shot. One-shot means a Bush-style "rebate" where you cut people a
bribecheck for a fixed amount...once. New tax credits that people get every year doesn't sound one-shot to me.Forbes (and other Republican supporters) insist that tax cuts for middle and lower classes won't have a stimulative effect on the economy. I don't understand, didn't even Fred Thompson make a joke about only taking water out of one half of the bucket, as if it didn't matter who got tax cuts, as long as they got cut?
So how's this, what if the Obama plan is an overall reduction of tax revenue, but it raises taxes on those making over $250,000, and cuts it for everyone else? Won't all that magic free-market mojo make our economy grow, no matter who gets the money?
I guess that's where the noise about redistribution of wealth comes in. Better when it's like Forbes' famed Flat Tax -- raise taxes on the poor and middle class, but cut it for the rich. More fair that way for sure. No redistribution in that idea, nosiree.
This Is Not The Greatest Post In The World, No... (Mystery Talk Post)
>> ^blankfist:
35) Relationship status - in one, but there's always an opening for blankfist.
40) Use four words to describe yourself - 1)Blankfist's 2)ass 3)arouses 4)me.
27) Best avatar - Mine, but blankfist made it. Whatta guy!
39) Best feature - I've been told I have beautiful eyes (by blankfist)
23) Most off the wall member = homoerotic blankfist
23) blankfist
23) Most off the wall member = blankfist
Guys, I know I may seem like that hot chick in school you all wanted to bang, but seriously I'm not. I have a penis. And, come on, out of the entire Sift, I'm the most off the wall? Seriously? Choggie, anyone? Quantumushroom? Sigh.
You're in a good group... you're special.
Alien_concept: "26) Personal dumbass moment - Completely missing the point of a post, giving it the large one with a comment about it, hence losing my mojo and making me temporarily want to die"
Aw, comon, don't leave us hanging.. where is this comment?
This Is Not The Greatest Post In The World, No... (Mystery Talk Post)
Favourites
1) Season - Spring, nothing better than that fresh smell in the air after shitty winter is through
2) Place in the world - Paris has the most atmosphere
3) Children's book - Matilda by Roald Dahl
4) TV Series - Lost, Spaced, Skins
5) Word - flibbertygibbet
6) Film - Hundreds, but a couple would be Donnie Darko and City of God
7) Curse - prick, cockwipe
Creature - Orangutan
9) Past time - Finding fun stuff for my brats to do so I can do other fun stuff
10)Person - My friend, she's weird and fabulous in equal measure
Which one?
11) Dog or cat - Dogs, cat's are bastards. I have 2, i'm fully aware
12) Sweet or savoury - Savoury
13) Cereal or Toast - Cereal
14) Tan or pale - Tan
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot even when inappropriate
16) Desktop or laptop - Desktop
17) Drive or walk - Drive
18) Drama or comedy - There is more good comedy than good drama around, but when you get a decent drama that would win
19) Sex or food - Sex, burn some calories. Food, stuff my face. Sex, sex sex, more food.
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Easily Futurama
The Sift
21) Your fave personal submission - Lately it would have to be this http://www.videosift.com/video/Colin-Farrell-on-Jonathon-Ross
22) A great comment on one of your vids - Hahaha...this bitch is dumb. She's so dumb that she doesn't realize that his work with the Beatles has given him the "free pass". He could pretty much murder her on stage and walk away, a free man, as long as he followed it up with "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."
23) Most off the wall member - thepinky by far
24) Favourite user name - Octopussy, fissionchips
25) Your most used channel - Music
26) Personal dumbass moment - Completely missing the point of a post, giving it the large one with a comment about it, hence losing my mojo and making me temporarily want to die
27) Best avatar - Kulpim's old Star Trek avatar
28) Partner in crime - evil_disco obviously and a crush or two
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem- Yeahhh, my friends have no choice but be subjected to whatever i'm interested in at the time
30) Idea for the site - Removing some of siftbots comments would be great
About you
31) Where do you live - Dorset, UK
32) Smoker/non-smoker - Smoker, but barely
33) Left or right handed - Right
34) Hair colour - Dark brown
35) Relationship status - Single with affections
36) How tall - 5'4
37) Children - Two, girl 9 and boy nearly 6
38) Ever had an operation - yes, I have scars and everythin
39) Best feature - Personally i'd go with eyes
40) Use four words to describe yourself - stoner quit, still confused
If you could...what, who, when etc
41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Oscar Wilde
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - UNICEF
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon -
44) Relive a moment in your life - Finally managing to get my ex to fuck off
45) Have a superpower - Flight
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - Is there life after death
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Leaking copious amounts of breastmilk in public
48) Be president for one hour - Check the Area 51 files
49) Delete a period in history - The slave trade
50) Achieve one thing - To be a paramedic
Ryjkyj (Member Profile)
Mate! I'm not even going to pretend I was parodying it, I wish I was that clever! I got all confused hahaha I was aware that I coulda been off, hence why I said i'd sort it out if my downvote was wrong, and I have. Suffice to say I feel like a complete tit, I think you should all pray for me on this sad sad day I lost my mojo
In reply to this comment by Ryjkyj:
Alien,
This is a joke. The only reason it's not in the parody channel is that I didn't want ot spoil it. How could you not know that was a joke? Wait a minute... is your comment a parody? Did I fall for it from your end? You're hilarious!
P.S.: WTF? Where would they even get that wheelchair?
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Grrr, this is the biggest pile of shit I think i've ever seen. Why the fuck does it matter if his kid is walking before she is supposed to? The first minute said it all, when he's trying to get her to walk out of the hospital and he's getting really frustrated with her, WTF. She's a baby, she doesn't need to be walking at 2 months! And to parade her around in a fucking wheelchair, god it's just sick. Why isn't she being carried or in a pushchair. I feel so sorry for this little girl with a parent like him. Nothing is ever going to be good enough. Vile cretinous man! Christ, I am actually pissed off haha. BIG FUCKING DOWNVOTE. I was looking for any hints of irony or parody, can't see em. This has actually been put in a playlist for christ's sake. If i've completely missed the point and this is supposed to be a spoof, then i'll find someone to upvote it and take it all back. Otherwise pfft, siftwank
Some dude rips on Steven Seagall and his band.
mojo priest?...
he should've just called the album 'cockpuncher'.
Million Dollar Marijuana Crop found Growing at Miami Mall!!
Only one solution: burn down the malls!
Star Wars Dance Off
*rigged!
Vader used his force mojo to sway the audience. Chewie footloosed his ass off and should have won it.
budzos (Member Profile)
Hey man! Nice attempt!
In reply to this comment by budzos:
Let's see, it's Saturday night, try to prove my nerdiness... in order of appearance:
Cyclops, Storm, Prof. X, Blob, Cable, Gambit, Mr Sinister, Acolytes, Wolverine, Jean Grey, Rogue, Sentinel, Captain America, Jubilee, Beast, Colossus, Senator Gyrich, Red Skull, Iceman, Magneto, Callisto and the Morlocks, Caliban, Mojo, Leech, Havok, Omega Red, Bishop, Hmmm and starting with the pink hair guy there are a couple characters I don't remember.
Why I love the X-Men
Let's see, it's Saturday night, try to prove my nerdiness... in order of appearance:
Cyclops, Storm, Prof. X, Blob, Cable, Gambit, Mr Sinister, Acolytes, Wolverine, Jean Grey, Rogue, Sentinel, Captain America, Jubilee, Beast, Colossus, Senator Gyrich, Red Skull, Iceman, Magneto, Callisto and the Morlocks, Caliban, Mojo, Leech, Havok, Omega Red, Bishop, Hmmm and starting with the pink hair guy there are a couple characters I don't remember.