My life according to: Morrissey
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Are you a male or female? Boy With the Thorn in His Side

Describe yourself: The Last Of The Famous International Playboys

How do you feel? Handsome Devil

Describe where you currently live: America Is Not The World

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Nowhere Fast

Your favorite form of transportation: Subway Train / Munich Air Disaster 1958

Your best friend is: Never Had No One Ever

You and your best friends are: Rusholme Ruffians

What's the weather like? This Night Has Opened My Eyes

Favorite time of day: Asleep

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: What Difference Does It Make?

What is life to you: I Started Something I Couldn't Finish

Your current relationship: Girlfriend in a Coma

Your fear: Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me

What is the best advice you have to give? Suffer Little Children

Thought for the Day: Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want

How I would like to die: Stretch Out and Wait

My soul's present condition: Panic

My motto: Barbarism Begins at Home