"What the fuck happened? @Issykitty was a good mom except for when she disappeared for weeks at a time after raves, wasn't she?"

Hey shithead! You weren't supposed to tell anyone about that!!! I'll get you, @kronosposeiden!!!!

>> ^MaxWilder:
If I ever own a restaurant, the drinks will come in three sizes: Huge, Massive, and Gargantuan.


If Kronosposeiden ever owned a restaurant drinks would all contain massive amounts of alcohol, even the non-alcoholic ones.

Yeah.

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I will see you in hell Kronosposeiden.

I will see you in hell Kronosposeiden.

Uhhhh, Happy Guy Fawks to all, that's a "mark me down for the rainbowbunnyfarts, or LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE!!" Hear, hear! ™ EIA ™ trademarked, babies!!! Inspired by a dear friend of infamous association who in fact, coined the phrase and hence, her Acronym, and that inspiration has it's place on the sift-™ EIA™ a fixture, eh? Six out of 7 will get you 9 Old timers agree, Thank you kronosposeiden, right on ya and love mate!....doogle, sounds as if you need to squinch on back down into the happy-box for a while!!-Got a ball gag and some rope...."Mommy, can we play with doooogle!?

Congrats!!
*huffs nitrous balloon
Whooo hooo...ooooooo blrghrgrrlrggrhglhglhglhglhghhh....
Now kronosposeiden, what I want you to do, is try counting backwards from 543...542...541....9ssssssssssssvssnn

Here's an impression of Kronosposeiden:

I ME MINE ME I ME ME I ME MINE MINE I MINE ME I ME MINE now give me a quality because I ME MINE MINE I ME MINE I ME ME MINE I MINE the best ever MINE I MINE ME I ME MINE siftbot loves me MINE I ME MINE I ME MINE!

hey I like this new fella.....he's got balls-kronosposeiden likes balls.

How who what and why would anyone want to rise up the ranks at all here??? Long, hard, dedicated putting up with people's bullshit is the way to do it-that or be a cutesy-girly, and make everyone feeel all cuddly-Or you can be like arvana or the plastiquemonkey, who actually has an eye for high art, talent, and sincere crowd-pleasing humility....

here's a list of sock puppetry I'd like to suggest

kronosposeiden=blankfist
dytopiafutrtdy=rottenseed
jwray=JAPR
marinegunrock+schmawy+smibbo..(all the same person)

and other shit I make up as I go along...

great tune.

and yeah, as funny as izzard always iz,
this is the version i would've preferred to be able
to link to two days ago.

*promote for mg,
who unknowingly suffers from a lack of Vitamin D.

oh, and rasch? ^ you're very welcome, for the star point,
but i'm sure if it was worth fixing,
it's worth upvoting. (ahem) right, dude?

Tags for this video have been changed from 'kronosposeiden, dance, kp, kronos, poseiden, bazooka, squirrel, mangy, rodent' to 'kronosposeiden, kp, kronos, poseiden, bazooka, squirrel, mangy, rodent, Ualuealuealeuale' - edited by MarineGunrock

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Thanks to all of you beautiful bastards. I couldn't have made it this far without the love and affection that you've showered upon me like a Tub Girl fountain. It's hard to believe that I've finally reached 500 without having to blackmail more than half of you or create more than 47 sock puppet accounts. Some of you apparently vote for my stuff because you like it. Go figure.
Things have changed a lot since I was but a wee probie. It was a Golden Age, when men were
giants, and the women told them "Oh yeah, if by 3 inches you mean gigantic then yes, you are a giant." Back then we had to hunt and gather our videos during the day, and post them at night in the shelter of our chat rooms. Then one morning a big shiny sift appeared in our midst, and before we knew we it were doing amazingly complex things, like using the asterisk key, and summoning ass gravy on special occasions.
Oh yes, how the times have changed. So now that I'm older and fatter I'll impart these words of counsel, in the hopes of growing this site and fostering a sense of community:
- Declare moral bankruptcy
- If in doubt about a video's quality, ask yourself "What would Larry Flynt do?"
- Never give a sucker an even break
- Reserve your downvotes for the worst of the worst, i.e., educational or thought-provoking videos. If I wanted my intellect stimulated I'd be well into the 5th grade by now.
- Kill or be killed
- Think before you type. There's at least 50 different ways to call someone an asshole
- Never ask to see Choggie naked, unless you've had an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
For my silver diamond privilege I'd like dag to pay my tab at the Emperor VIP Club. Just refer to me as "Client Number 1". And remember kids, keep those donations coming!


Oh Jesus Christ, no one asked for your Vagina Monologue.

And the, MG was lost even more.

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In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
>> ^my15minutes:

> You lost me.

behold, and prepare to be found, proud son of hercules,
by the tenacious comment i left in reply.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
>> ^my15minutes:

> You lost me.

behold, and prepare to be found, proud son of hercules,
by the tenacious comment i left in reply.