Dear Kronos Quartet -- hire this woman and RIGHT NOW!

Aww, for fuck's sake...

"SMS Text Messages: A Goldmine to Exploit"

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/16/nsa-collects-millions-text-messages-daily-untargeted-global-sweep

If 194 million collected text messages a day is considered a "targeted approach", they'd probably need coverage on Kronos and Romulus as well before they are prepared to call it a dragnet...

I'm sure you're all far more stunned than I am.

Who would have ever believed a drifter from the wrong side of the tracks, with a penchant for mischief and nonconformity, would someday be crowned. Only in Siftopia may the lowest-of-low rise to such majesty.

But I couldn't have done it without all of you. And for that, I'm much obliged! Thanks, for watching my videos and begrudgingly upvoting 2/3 of them.

But seriously, special thanks to my friends: kulpims, geo, alco, enoch, kronos, choggie and blankfist (don't they have a reality show by now?), usesprozac, evildisco, lurgee (thanks, for the push), rasch, swarmy, marinegunrock (yeah, you! you big glug), bareboards, dag, chingelera, chichorea, Nicolebee (kicked my ass in Civ), pumkin, mint and netrunner (take me off block, dude), gwizz and lann, selter, lucky, rottenseed, gorilla, eric, playhouse, death kitty, laura, peggedbea (you're one of the best), and all the others (I've overlooked a lot of good ones, but I should be doing homework right now -- I'll promote your videos while you sleep, precious forgotten) wonderful folk who stomp the shores of Videosift.

And thank you, for not kicking me out that one time. Let this be a lesson to weigh dooming judgements when the waters are muddied by anger.

And to all the haters ... a motherfucking crown, mofos!!!

Now that I've finally earned the right to deflower every maiden on her wedding night, I'm starting to warm up to this place.

Now guzzle your drinks, and salute your favorite things!

kronos sifted this 2 years ago

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Kush-is-a-pillow-of-sorts-for-your-boobs-I-m-not-kidding

@kronosposeidon...>> ^bareboards2:

Hey kronos -- somehow the embed for this vid is for Cock Block 2, not the original Cock Block. You might want to fix it.... Right now, it is a dead on dupe.

Hey kronos -- somehow the embed for this vid is for Cock Block 2, not the original Cock Block. You might want to fix it.... Right now, it is a dead on dupe.

Hey, no need to apologize. First, it wasn't my video that you duped - it was Crake's. Second, accidents happen. That's why they put erasers on pencils, right?

The reason your embed wasn't recognized as a dupe is that your embed came from YouTube, while Crake's came from blip.tv. Two different beasts. These things happen.

I hope you're doing well. Take care.In reply to this comment by persephone:
Hey Kronos, didn't know it was adupe, sorry. Why would the sift not recognise the embed and let me post it?

Hey Kronos, didn't know it was adupe, sorry. Why would the sift not recognise the embed and let me post it?

Well, I just learned something! I didn't know that "dead" isn't really dead.

So whose responsibility is it to change the embed? What happens if there is disagreement about it being a dupe?

I suspect it just takes one person, right? Kronos says no conviction, @chicchorea says convict. Chic can just fix the embed, right? Discussion over?

Dear Kronos, you do spoil me with stars, Thank you!

Making a sexy costume that will assuage "feminists" (whoever the hell they are) is like making a real meat turducken that will please vegans.

Good work, Kronos. You've put a lot of thought and effort into this. Fans keep the H-wood slouches honest (as honest as they can be, which is .001%)

Was that the Kronos Quartet?

The dialog was hysterical, and the animation matched it perfectly. One of the funniest and cleverest videos I've seen in at least a week. Good stuff.

The Amazon princess had to whip a valkyrie's ass in my latest one. She doesn't care; she'll take on any mythology.
In reply to this comment by AdrianBlack:
Thank you for the dp! I love this animation, it is absolutely rocking the Heavy Metal style cleavage.
Good eye, Kronos!

I'm also digging on your Roman Woman.
=vv=

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*doublepromote

Thank you for the dp! I love this animation, it is absolutely rocking the Heavy Metal style cleavage.
Good eye, Kronos!

I'm also digging on your Roman Woman.
=vv=

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*doublepromote

On a week and 2 days now.
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

OMFSM^ Post that pic kronos! Gwiz needs to adopt that for his avy for at least a week.