Your video, PIJAT TUPAI (Squirrel massage), has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

@bobknight33 may or may not be a troll. But you've got to love a guy that totally let's you use him.

Take @newtboy for instance. Regardless of what fires Bob tries to start, newt jumps right on it and douses the ignorance with facts. Quenches the lies with a tall glass of truth, and then massages him with references when needed.

As for me, I just like to use him as a good example of a poor example. He brings us his fears and we reach for him. Kind of like an abused dog that snips at you when you try to help him, because he's so cute.

So it really doesn't matter if he's a troll or not. We can play him here.

*ban self link. https://serioussoundzz.ning.com/profiles/blogs/futuristic-sex-toys-adam-and-eve-sensual-touch-wand-massager?xg_source=activity

I thought he was activating the massage function of the fancy heated squirrel seat.

Body massage!

agreed,but this skit is almost an exact replica of the black mirror episode,but with comedy.

the black mirror episode was dystopian as FUCK.

*edit:maybe i should have waited till the end to comment.
me and my impatience...

oh come oooooon.
i lost a WHOLE point because of that?
i was just showing support for these two excellent comedic performer!
so i was a little quick on the comment trigger...
i lost another half point?
for being honest?
how am i ever going to get invited to social events now?
jesus,you fucking people are judgmental twats..

no no..i take i back,i was just frustrated...if you would just..if you could maybe..
awww...
great,i just got fired from my job.
seems it is company policy to not have any employees who are rated less than a 3.0..

anybody need a foot massage?
@dag ?
need those tired dogs to get some enoch lovin?
i could really use a boost from a 4.8.
i'll do your dishes..
wash your car?

where you going?
stop running away!
come on man..help a brother out..

anybody?i'll touch your naughty parts for free,just give me a good rating.
nobody has to know...
anybody?

She seems to be working at a massage parlor ---they would have showers. Him? I have no idea.

Hello
Did you see my privet massage about my IP ?
Hope that problem salve soon.

*ban
Japan massage no1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hO-m46KPw

ugh...watching that was painful.
reminds me of my time running a metaphysical shop with my girlfriend at the time.

she had got it in her head that she wanted to take the shop in a new direction which was in the form of similar "miracle" cures such as this.

the arguments we had were epic!

i just didnt see a need nor a reason.we already had massage therapy,aroma therapy and reiki.we made our own lotions and soaps and had a massive line of candles.why would she want to delve into supplements? that were unproven and possibly dangerous?

well,i lost that argument and after a few months i understood her reasoning=money.
good lord our customers would spend a fortune on these supplements,which made all kinds of claims (all with zippo research to back those claims up),and all unregulated.

and our customers SWORE that these bullshit remedies worked and that they felt better,more energetic and clear-minded.placebo effect on steroids.

of course my girlfriend would never actually admit that profit was her motive.that would go against her own professed morality,but that is what it was:greed.

that was the beginning of the end for our relationship.i was sincerely attempting to help people and her behavior was a disillusionment that my moral compass just could not assimilate.

i am a man of faith,and every aspect of my life is directed by that faith,from politics to personal interactions,and i had lost faith in her.

i find it reprehensible and disgusting to profit off of people when they are the most fragile and vulnerable,and i refuse to engage in that form of vile practice.

*promote the grifting!

Your video, Electrode Massager + Face = AWESOME, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

I totally have that!
I love watching shaving and Indian head massage videos. I get goosebumps all over from them.

OMG, clean up his eye boogers.

If you massage the ducts, they'll usually unclog and his eyes will drain into his mouth properly.

My JRT had the same problem. Not only does it work, They freaking love it.

We have a pecking order for massages here at the Playhouse ... nothing as impressive as THIS though *kids