HURRY UP PC VERSION!

I'll wager none of them will make that mistake again in a hurry. I walked out in front of a car on my 16th birthday. Entirely my fault and I was lucky to escape with just bruises. 9 Years later I am still jumpy as fuck whenever I'm crossing, and I kinda think thats how it should be. You spend your life around cars and you forget that they are massive projectiles and you are in their path. Close calls like these make good reminders - good vaccines.

Hurry up and get to gold already!!

Yummy, arguing on the internet!
I haven't done this in years, I'm gonna throw my hat in the Ring now.
I spent countless hours here for years, just enjoying the show. Staying out of all this, in the end at least, unimportant chatter. I came for the videos. Then somebody starts singing about sluts and I end up with an account. What can I say? I like sluts.
I spent much time reading and skipping over the posts of @shinyblurry here. And I still wonder why people feel the need to argue with him in such detail and length. He talks a lot about his faith in God and Jesus but what it come down to is this: He believes in The Bible.
The Bible features God and Jesus and all that but most important of all, it features a heckload of arguments for all kinds of things that are often in direct conflict.
Earlier in this thread, somebody threw a Bible quote about how rape victims have to marry their rapist in @shinyblurry's face and he actually started to explain (correct me if I misunderstood) how it's a punishment for the rapist that he has to pay money and marry the woman if the father chooses that.
I have money to burn. Is Jessica Alba married and where does her dad live? She's super hot and I *need* that kind of punishment. God wants her to fulfill her marital duties, right? If she's not available, I could make a list.
Now, I could argue this IMO rather distasteful idea with him, quoting the Bible back and forth, using other philosophical sources for arguments (I'm sure Hitchens mentioned rape somewhere sometime) but all that doesn't matter.
He believes in The Bible.
If I went back in time and edited early versions to my liking to include gems like "Every man shall also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed no abomination: they shall surely be praised", old shiny here would organize gay pride parades now. Because it's in the book. Whatever is in there, it's the truth. Whatever.
It's the same reason why creationist (I have no idea if old shiny is among them) can not accept evolution. It's not in the book.
They believe in this powerful, omnipotent god, not just in I-can-command-all-sea-animals-god. No, not that Aquaman shit the Greeks had, I'm talking about I-invented-the-universe-god. Get this, this guy did *invent* the universe. And still it was all some Siegfried and Roy BS we *know* to be nonsense. 7 days? Really? Was he in a hurry? Couldn't he wait until we get to the Game of Thrones and Tivo part of History? Was there another Earth to take care of? Contract work?
The idea to credit that dude for creating Evolution itself is too much to ask for these people. The idea that God created a giant machine (the universe) and allowed it to feature other tiny, tiny machines that repair, reproduce and improve themselves (life itself; evolution), is too mindblowing.
Who's more awesome in your book? The god that can do magic or the god who could do magic but opted for inventing everything science has discovered so far?
You know, science failed to disprove the existence of god. They can't do that yet. But they can disprove The Bible, at least parts. And yet, they still side with that darn book.
They don't care about God, the don't even care about Jesus. They care about what they read about them. They care about their perception of it.
Telling @shinyblurry that Jesus was a little, brown, jewish Hippie who got mixed up with existing mythology is like telling a fourteen year old that Ed Cullen is, by his own admission, a creepy murderer who stalks underage girls 80 years his junior. They don't want to hear it because that is not what the book said. They book didn't say that god created the natural laws of physics, chemistry and biology and set them upon the universe to wreak havoc until dinosaurs showed up. The book said it took 7 days. And ribs and dirt.
The Bible says so. Nothing else matters.
That's why it's pointless to argue scripture with him. The book is everything and allows so brilliantly for circular logic and cherry picking. It worked with slavery and how many are willing to argue nowadays in front of a TV camera for it? But gays are not slaves and women can always be picked on. Some wrong ideas are easier to conceal behind a book cover than others.
The Bible is everything to him, God and Jesus are just featured players. In the end they could be replaced by Donald Duck and Batman, they just weren't around back when they started to write it.
That doesn't mean I wouldn't love to hear your thoughts about the latest Daft Punk single, @shinyblurry. Or are you more into Rock music?

OMG, this will be my next animation project! Hurry, someone beat me to the punch. Make a sweet ass GIF and let's combat for meme authority.

Last president to move against the Fed was JFK.. and Lyndon Johnson tore it all up in a big hurry on his first morning in 'power'..

That's interesting... I wasn't aware of that. It seems Nazi policies and distaste for "Jew Science" greatly slowed their nuclear research down, but they were still making fast progress on it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_nuclear_energy_project

"In the late 1930s, Germany might very well have had a 5-year lead on the West in [atomic weaponry]. ... [But] Manhattan did go forward, first and foremost as a counter to the feared German development [of atomic weaponry]." Google Books: How to lose a War.

The following thread isn't a primary source, but it's enough to make me think more research would probably find similar conclusions to the commenters:

Germany was working on nuclear bombs and reactors. German scientists Hahn, Meitner and Stassmann discovered the nuclear chain reaction in uranium in 1939. One reason Albert Einstein wrote FDR lobbying for an all out effort to make an atomic bomb was he got letter from German friends saying we know how to make atomic explosions for Gods sake hurry up. Einstein got through to FDR and we know were this ended up. In Germany they put their best man in charge a theorist named Werner von Heisenberg...

Hurrry, hurry, HURRY! Step right up, Seee the most elusive, the most thrilling, the most stimulating acts of human aberration!!
DELIGHT in the base, wallow in the mundane, thrill to the most death-defying feats of the human condition hitherto unknown to those more fortunate than themselves, HURRY HURRY HURRY!!
Place yourselves, as you gawk and wonder at the depths dredged from the cauldron of the human experience, on a far greater pedestal than that of these lowly cretins, these unfortunates, these blessed creatures placed upon the planet for ALLLL, to enjoy!!?? HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!!

Fucking, chicken-fuckers fucking, fucking chickens....Fuck You

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I don't want to drag this conversation out any longer, so I will just sum it up with this blanket statement. Decent, approach and landing make up about half of the risk area in flying statistically speaking. Private Part 91/General Aviation constitute the highest level of risk of any aviation. Human factors are by far the most common accident type, and this type of hurried flying is just a "human factor" accident waiting to happen. With that said, I bet there is a very small accident rate on things like this overall, but if there is, it is on someones head. So while I was being kind of hyperbolic because of my fear of flying, there are still risks to consider, and this type of hurried landing style is a style that is a human factor crash waiting to happen, which is the highest factor in crashes, during the highest risk part of a flight, in an aviation mode with the highest level of deaths per miles. He is, by statistical analysis, engaging in the most risky set of flight behaviors and conditions possible. And I am fine with that, as long as he isn't doing it over my house. That is all from me good sir, over and out!

http://www.planecrashinfo.com/cause.htm

Everyone is in such a hurry in this race to the bottom. Never was there a middle class in America, nor will there be, without union labor. But hey, who wants to stand in the way of record profits for those hard working billionaires/job creators?

My cat doesn't make a noise. The only warning you might get is that she leave in a hurry to sit by an open window

I only read about half way down the comments and then got frustrated.

It may not be noticeable when one child is getting "on the bus" as to why this LAW exists but the law is there for a certifiable reason.

When the Bus stops, it's main priority is to child safely. The but puts up the sign to signal, in essence, that school zones and crosswalks are in effect until all kids either get on the bus safely or make it to their destination curb.

The bus may be just picking up one child, but as you rush by, you will not see that second child, late, and running for the bus. They are kids, their only concern is making it to the bus before it leaves without them. The same goes for drop offs, as the kids go out the door and cross in front of the bus to cross the street, (this is the legal and correct way for kids to leave a bus and are instructed to do so) the sign is raised as a portable crosswalk so all kids can make it to their curb without cars mowing them down.

Just stop. Not killing children is not only good for the children, It stops you from having to live the rest of your life knowing you killed one or a bunch of school kids because you were in too much of a hurry to pick up your coffee on your way to work.

That is all.

>> ^EMPIRE:

I do actually.
It feels more refreshing than stick deodorants, and never leaves marks on my clothes.

>> ^Solid_Muldoon:
Who still uses spray deodorant?
Oh, yeah. Guys who are so stupid they will do something incredibly stupid and post it on line to show the world how stupid they are.
"Hey! Look at me! I'm an idiot! Isn't it awesome how big an idiot I am! I am the most awesome idiot! I rool!"



And sticks really don't feel as hygienic than sprays, just thinking of putting that gunk collecting thing repeatedly to my armpit, pulling hair out from that stick.. Morning, not so fresh, hurry to go... Then you get home, shower and use that same bloody thing again... yak, who the hell uses stick deodorants?

A co-worker just back from the east gave me a piece of Durian candy once.
Everyone stood around and laughed as I hurriedly spit it out.
The taste was in my mouth all day long.