I liked the version...

This is drugs...
This is your brain on drugs...
This is your brain on drugs with a side of bacon and hash browns...
Any orders?

Looks more like a Swiss rösti than American hash browns.

I'm not criticizing, though. It looks amazing.

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Yeah, I hardly ate breakfast for a decade just because I didn't have the time between crunching sleep and getting to work, then my metabolism just evolved.

I think this is the reason that eggs. sausage, hash browns, bacon & toast make me excited since rarely have the time to eat em.

Hobbit Hole Breakfast: Two eggs fried right into the center of grilled Cheddar bun halves. Served with two strips of bacon and crispy hash browns topped with melted shredded Cheddar cheese and bacon.

Shire Sausage Skillet: Shire sausage with seasoned red-skinned potatoes, sautéed mushrooms and fire-roasted peppers and onions served on a sizzling skillet. Topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and two eggs.

Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet: Slow-cooked pot roast, herb-roasted carrots, celery, mushrooms and onions over broccoli and seasoned red-skinned potatoes served on a hot sizzling skillet. Topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and served with dinner bread.

The Ring Burger: A hand-pressed burger topped with Pepper Jack cheese, bacon, sautéed mushrooms and mayo on a grilled Cheddar cheese bun. Crowned with three crispy onion rings and served with lettuce, tomato, red onions, pickles and a side of wavy-cut French fries.

Gandalf's Gobble Melt: Tender sliced turkey breast and savory stuffing topped with melted Swiss cheese placed on grilled potato bread with a cranberry honey mustard spread. Served with your choice of side and gravy for dipping.

Dwarves' Turkey & Dressing Dinner: Tender sliced turkey breast, savory stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce served with your choice of two sides and dinner bread. Feeds a band of Dwarves. Or one hungry human.....or Bear.

Lonely Mountain Treasure: Seed Cake French Toast cut into nine squares and served with a side of cream cheese icing for dipping.

Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies: Six bite-sized round red velvet Pancake Puppies® made with white chocolate chips and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with a side of cream cheese icing for dipping.

Bilbo's Berry Smoothie: Made with a delicious blend of raspberries, blueberries, pomegranate and nonfat yogurt.

Lone-Lands Campfire Cookie Milk Shake: A thick hand-dipped milk shake with a delicious blend of premium vanilla ice cream and s'mores cookie pieces topped with a dollop of whipped cream. Served with a little extra in the tin.

I know my momma loves me
I know my poppa loves me
I know the camera loves me
I can tell my brother loves me
I know that Boston loves
And San Francisco loves me
I love the city back,
I just can't help it, it's so lovely

I'm in my lucky underwear, i'm feeling debonair
If it's a lonely trip to heaven, I'm already there
I'm in the bedroom i'm like stepping like I'm Fred Astaire
I make it happen, battlerapping at my Teddy Bear
When I was twelve I'd leave my door open a crack
afraid if getting busted sneaking porno on my mac
I guess I was a freak
Until I got caught last week
(who's been loving you?)
I was reading Booker T, I threw the book at me
I go for the lookers but they never look at me
I would get a hooker if I could unhook her bra
I'd be looking soft as soon as she took her top. off
let's go rolling in a broken winnebago
stop and smoke a bowl out of a hollowed out potato
It's hash now, but it's hash browns soon
(who's been loving you?)

I know that Jesus loves me
I know that buddha loves
The fucking easter Bunny
and the ghost of gandhi love me
I know that santa loves me
I think my Aunties love me
I know my Grandma loved me
she thought I was handsome trust me

this insanity, that's heredity
it's my family, we can let it be
wish I pretended that mom and dad are dead to me
But i love my dad, that motherfucker read to me
my first words were "where's the love?"
mad smug, assed up on a bearskin rug
fashodo, mom'll show you the photo
(who's been loving you?)
I do embarassing better
I could wear a pink sweater
with a pair of slick pleather pants
derelicte e-va-ry day and it's well known
that I hop off stage with my cell phone
fake a dropped call when everybody's near me
and shout "I love you mom!" so everybody hears me
I need to and true nothing new but
(who's been loving you?)

Even though I owe them money
I think it's pretty likely
that my whole family loves me
My lovers tend to like me
I know my homies love me
My teachers loved to hate me
The haters love to fuck with me
the fickle love me lately

I'm a percussionist. I never knew guitar
it's cheesy, but I'm stunting like a superstar
it's easy man I'm hopping out a moving car
call me weezy cause I'm coughing at the hookah bar
I don't do cigars, but I got hella game
I can make a lady out of styling gel and cellophane
so you can yell my name, I make the bed frame move
(who's been loving you?)
me and my better friends are heading to the town strip
if they don't let us in we'll never take roundtrip
because I took an hour picking out my outfit
and then I took another slicking down a cowlick
and I like house sitting, but fuck it now's different
I'm going out and there ain't a bouncer for cowtipping
So I'ma tear this joint up
And i'ma party till the hoofs point up
(who's been loving you?)

this is for Charles Barkley
This is for Poison Ivy
This it's for Draco Malfoy
And it's for Bill O'Reilly
This is for Ned Mencia
It's for the corporate lawyers
it's for the backseat drivers
And for my friend Ann Coulter

Throw in a couple of McGriddle for breakfast, and you'll be well over 5000. Those things are tasty but insanely high in calories, for their size.>> ^marinara:
5000 calories is excessive but not insane

Breakfast:
1 Steak Egg and Cheese Bagel (660 Calories)
1 Hash Brown (150)
1 Large Orange Juice (22 oz) (280)
Large Coffee with 2 creams and 2 sugars (70)
Breakfast = 1160 Calories
Lunch:
Big Mac (540)
Large Fries (500)
Large Coke (310)
McFlurry w/ Oreos (580)
Lunch: 1930 Calories
Dinner:
Angus Burger with Bacon and Cheese (790)
Side Salad with Caesar Dressing (210)
Large Fries (500)
Large Coke (310)

5000 calories is excessive but not insane

Breakfast:

1 Steak Egg and Cheese Bagel (660 Calories)
1 Hash Brown (150)
1 Large Orange Juice (22 oz) (280)
Large Coffee with 2 creams and 2 sugars (70)

Breakfast = 1160 Calories

Lunch:

Big Mac (540)
Large Fries (500)
Large Coke (310)
McFlurry w/ Oreos (580)

Lunch: 1930 Calories

Dinner:

Angus Burger with Bacon and Cheese (790)
Side Salad with Caesar Dressing (210)
Large Fries (500)
Large Coke (310)

I'll have the tuberculosis eggs with hash browns.

I think she served me hash browns at Waffle House last week.

Vegan like how many hundreds more??? C'mon man, veagns are at the bottom of the western food chain with regard to genetic predisposition to DYING!!?? Most you meet, already have compromised immune systems, and mental problems......


-Gimme grits, bacon, sausage, eggs over easy, waffles with fresh blueberries and maple syrup, whipped cream, more sausages and bacon, vanilla milkshake, some well-done crispy hash browns, a side of Hollandaise for dipping, some fried smoke-cured ham, and keep the coffee comin', bowl of fruit,
maybe a cheese tray somewhere in there delivered
in a timely fashion, and MINKS' got the check.

Oh and some butter pads and more sausages, to throw at the vegans on the table over....

I'm guessing that if you only heat the upper layer of the oil, the natural thermal gradient that forms keeps the cold dense oil at the bottom and the hot light oil at the top. What I want to know is how the fish don't suffocate. there is no air/water interface for oxygen to dissolve into the water! also do you get bits of fried stringy floaty goldfish poop in your hash browns?