First thing I noticed was this robot doesn't have shoe laces. It's got LOAFERS!

I would think anything that mimics a human should be smart enough to tie shoe laces for a pair of Gucci Rooster Leather Brogues. Am I right?

I'm not impressed.

*related=https://videosift.com/video/Kreayfish-Fishy-Fishy-Kreayshawn-Gucci-Gucci-Parody

Kreayfish "Fishy Fishy" Kreayshawn "Gucci Gucci" Parody has been added as a related post - related requested by shagen454.

Sorry lurgee, Charlotte Iserbyt has not been popular with sifters American or otherwise due primarily to collective denial of her message-That message being that it is by design to create a large majority of dysfunctional cretins incapable of critical thinking who feed on a steady diet of bullshit like media news outlets for their "news of the world' in order for them to be herded more effectively by the state and her systems of control.

Think North Korea with coca-cola and Gucci, rap music and video games as primmers for the next generation of wage-slaves with a cult of personality of excess cash to spend on campain (misspelling intended) fleece and bullets, and you have the finished product ready for coffins and pharmaceutical oblivion.

Oh, and fuck this stupid bitch on TV Grimm, and fuck your leading title for your paltry embed. The few Americans left without their head up their own asses may be few, and we detest the same tools used as those of the television.

I'm gonna pop some tags
only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm I'm hunttin, looking for a come up
this is fucking awesome

Now, walk up to the club like what up I got a big cock
I'm so pumped i bought some shit from the thrift shop
Ice in the brandies so damn frosty the people like
damn, that's a cold ass hunky
rollin and hella deep had it to the..in me
dressed in all pink cept' my gator shoes those are green
drapped in a leopard mink girls standing next to me
probably shoulda washed this smells like R. Kelly sheets
Pisss

But shit he was 99 cents, bug it copin and washin it
bout to go and get some compliments
passin upon those mochassins someone else is been walking
and bout me and grudgie fuckin man I'm stuck in a closet
and say but my money in the ..I'm happy thats a bargain
bitch I'ma take you grandpa style, I'ma take you grandpa style
no for real ask your grandpa can i have his hand-me-downs
thank you my Lord jump suit as house slippers
doukie brown leather jacket that i found diggin
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a ski blanket then I bought a knee board
hello hello my ace man my mellow
John Wayne ain't got nothing now my friends game hello
I could take some pro wings make em' cool sell those
this sneaker head will be like, awww he got the velcro

I'm gonna pop some tags
only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm I'm hunttin, looking for a come up
this is fucking awesome

Whatcha know bout rockin the wolf on your noggin
whatcha knowin about wearin a fur fox skin
I'm diggin, I'm diggin I'm searching right through that luggage
one man's trash that's another's man's come up
make your grand dad were donatein that plaid button
up shirt 'cause right now I'm up and looking her stuntin
I'm at the GoodWill you can find me in that
I'm not I'm not searchin in that section
your Grammy your auntie, your mommy your mammy
I'll take those flanel zebra jammies seconhand I'll rock that mother fucker
they built the oneesie with the socks on mother fucker
I hit the party and they stop in that mother fucker
they be like oh that Gucci that..tight
I'm like y'all that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt
limited edition lets to do some simple addition
fifty dollars for a T-shirt that's just some ignorant bitch she
I call that getting swindled and perished
I call that getting tricked by business
that shirts hella dope and i bliss im one
in six other people in this club a hella dome
eat game come take a look through my telescope
tryin to get girls from my brand man you hella wont
man you hella wont

I'm gonna pop some tags
only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm I'm hunttin, looking for a come up
this is fucking awesome

I wear your grandest clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
from that thrift shop down the road
(Little Girl)
Is that your grandmas coat?

Parody of Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci

One big room full of bad bitches

And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother

Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
The basic bitches wear that shit, so I don't even bother
I put that on my partner, I put that on my family
Oakland city representer, address me as your majesty
Yeah you can kiss the ring, but you can never touch the crown
I smoke a million Swisher bluntsand I ain't never coming down
Bitch you ain't no Barbie I see you work at Arby's
Number 2, super-sized Hurry up I'm starving
Gnarly, radical, on the block I'm magical
See me at your college campus baggie full of Adderalls
Call me if you need a fix, call me if you need a boost
See them other chicken heads? They don't never leave the coop
I'm in the coupe cruising, I got the stolen plates
Serving all the fiends over there by the Golden Gate
Bridge, I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer
I'm snatching all your bitches at my leisure


And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother

Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
I'm lookin like Madonna but I'm flossing like Ivana
Trump, you know I keep that work in my trunk
Got my hand on the pump if you wanna press your luck
I'm yelling "Free V-Nasty" 'til my throat is raspy
Young, rich and flashy I be where the cash be
You can't find that? I think you need a Google Map
My pearl-handled kitty-cat will leave and press your noodle back
Now Google that groupies follow me like Twitter
I'm rolling up my catnip and shitting in your litter
Why you looking bitter? I be looking better
The type of bitch that make you wish that you ain't never met her
The editor, director plus I'm my own boss
So posh, nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means nobody getting over me
I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries

And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother

Oh, all you basic ass hoes out there
Man I got rooms full of bad bitches
They don't need Gucci, they don't need Louis
We swagging, ehh, meow

>> ^Ryjkyj:
(Gasp!) A full-figured snow sculpture!? NO THANK YOU!
I'll take my women malnourished and covered in overpriced Gucci. Like Cosmo and Playboy tell me to.


>>I'll take my women covered
>>Like Playboy

(Gasp!) A full-figured snow sculpture!? NO THANK YOU!

I'll take my women malnourished and covered in overpriced Gucci. Like Cosmo and Playboy tell me to.

Well... I hate:

Willful ignorance
People that fuck up their own language (were/where, pluralizing with 's, needless use of the quotation mark, insure/ensure, they're/there, too/to, do/due) - yes I've seem them all.
Stupid drivers
Asshole drivers
Not being able to turn right on red
Being forced to pay $45/mo for a 1.5 Meg DSL connection because that's all there is
Popcorn flavored Jelly-Bellies
Celebrities
People that spend rediculous amounts of money on clothing like Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, and the like. $60 for cheap flimsy sunglases? Seriously? $120 for jeans? WTF!? a $600 fucking purse!?
Bad parents
Ill-behaved kids
Screaming kids
Crying kids
My gut
The chow hall here
Banana pudding
My barracks room (the AC is broken and I live in North Carolina)
Sweating my ass off
The end of a really good book/video game
Inconsiderate people
Cigarettes
People that use a right blinker to turn left (saw it this morning)
Having to piss in the middle of the night
Shitty roommates
"Pimped out" Civics
Fart can "mufflers"
Guys with white sunglasses
Guys with pants tighter than my girlfriend's (shudder)


And much much more.

1. Millie- Lil Wayne- Cookin Soul Remix (Dj Dials Blend w/ Hovatron
Mannie Fresh Tribute)
2. Cerebral Vortex Vrs Robot Koch- Vortex Cookies Instrumental (flako
Remix) Dials Blend with Sebastian's HAL
3. Tweet - Oops Oh My (Hudson Mohawke Remix)
4. Sluggabed- Breadcrumbs and Buttabeans
5. Melt Bananna- We Will Rock You
6. Daddy Kev- Little Doggy
7.Sluggabed- ? MothaFucka (?) dunno! Track 13 from mystery glasgow cd...
8. Cassie- Me and U (manybrain edit?)
9. EPROM- Ghost Hunter
10. Breakbeat Buddah- Hustler's Concerto
11. FINE CUT BODIES "Beaver Blink (Ooah Remix)"
12. Shawty Lo - Dey Know (Hovatron Remix)
13. Hudson Mohawke- ZoOooOooM (Dials Lazer Gucci Blend)
14. Cool Kids- Pennies
15. Powell- Aoc ( Tayeeb Remix)
16. Tobacco- Backwoods Altar
17. 215TFK - Some Poutine
18. Harmonic 313- Neon
19. Tom Burbank- Diesel
20. Boreta- Slide the Dutch rmx
21. Oliver Laric- E
22 Tom Burbank- Juno
23. Lorn- Automation V2
24. Mux Mool- Death 9000 (Machine drum Remix)
25 Hovatron- Facemeltdown Supreme Draft
26. Hovatron- Dumb in my Backpack
27. Sluggabed- Gettobonk
28. Spartan Lover- Polka Grease
29. Clipse- Fast Life (lunice rmx)
30. Lowest Limit - Kush Leaves Instro
31. Hovatron- Made You Look
32. Disruption- Loop Beat 1
33. A-Trak- My Sneakers
34. Nosaj Thing- 1685
35. Lorn- The greatest Silence
36. Bullion- Get Familiar
37. Excision and Subvert- Dirt Nap
38. Harrison Blackoldman- Full Speed
39. My Neck Remix (unknown)
40. Subvert- Big steppa
41. Hot Dolla- Red Monkey Jeans
42. Justice - Genesis (arch cupcake remix)
43. Hovatron- Deboutonner Re-edit
44. 215TFK- Rambunktion- (Boreta Remix)
45. Nasty Feel (biggie vrs MGMT justice)
46. Build 128- Total Shortage
47. Subvert- Size Matters
48. Megasoid- Bun B Remix
49. Hovatron- Discipline Rmx
50. Flying Lotus- Camel (Nosaj thing Remix)

In reply to this comment by deputydog:
this is a great ad. i'd suggest swapping it out for this longer version though.


done, thanks for the heads up & promote!

>> ^ponceleon:
Okay, I'm just going to say it.
I made it about 4 minutes into the Sex in the City movie. I just don't get the premace of this series/movie and I don't understand why it appeals to anyone. As far as I can tell, it is about obnoxious rich people who live in a bubble and have no concept of anything that appeals to people who work in the real world.
While I get that there is a certain level of "empowering women" aspect to the show, I really just don't get how THIS would be the vehicle for women that want to be taken seriously or feel that they need something to show that they are strong, intelligent, or any other trait which conservationism has traditionally told them they aren't.
All I saw was women who were obsessed with consumerism. It's like the show is boiled down to this: cultural/sexual reference + Gucci reference = "feminist" humor.
Bah, whatever...
Edit: upvoting because I'd love to discuss this.


However, these women are not strong characters. I forget the writer, but a lady made up some rough rules to define strong female characters in TV shows.

Rule 1: There must be at least 2 female characters
Rule 2: They must talk to each other at least once an episode
Rule 3: They must talk about something other than men

And rule 3 is where Sex In The City fails.

poncelon - that was a very astute critique of the movie.

My wife loves this movie, and despite me trying to educate her out of it, she finds it witty and fun.

As you observed, we are (definitely) not rich, she has never been to NYC (although I have), we will likely never be able to afford Gucci, she doesn't even like alcohol, and we have a strict rule where we never discuss our teabagging with friends.

This is Hollywood's (or NYC's) attempt to define the 'modern' successful woman - horny, rich, ditzy, childless, shallow, and intimately involved in the fashion industry. Conservativism runs strong in NYC.

Okay, I'm just going to say it.

I made it about 4 minutes into the Sex in the City movie. I just don't get the premace of this series/movie and I don't understand why it appeals to anyone. As far as I can tell, it is about obnoxious rich people who live in a bubble and have no concept of anything that appeals to people who work in the real world.

While I get that there is a certain level of "empowering women" aspect to the show, I really just don't get how THIS would be the vehicle for women that want to be taken seriously or feel that they need something to show that they are strong, intelligent, or any other trait which conservationism has traditionally told them they aren't.

All I saw was women who were obsessed with consumerism. It's like the show is boiled down to this: cultural/sexual reference + Gucci reference = "feminist" humor.

Bah, whatever...

Edit: upvoting because I'd love to discuss this.