*promote (FRIST!!) Oldest surviving submission! THis is like a museum piece.

HA HA HA i like it with the thing broke the frist time hahhahahaha

A very literal translation... Am not a professional

War is war
War is how it should be
Bullets, vodka and tobacco are precious
War is not a easy task
You have to shoot frist or be killed

War is war
War is how it should be
My girl will you remember me?
Because at any time it could be us
It could be them

Chorus:
Combat combat
Father of combat
You never hide your heart behind our backs
The planes are flying
The tanks are burning
All hit by the combat

Chorus

At night the boys dream of their mothers
Its all more serious then in films
War war war you're such a witch
Behind our backs stands Russia, Moscow and the red square
The fire of the artillery
The fire of the battalion
Combat commands us
Fire fire fire

*pouts* That fugging sift is what first brought me here!!! (the frist vid, that is)

* Rush Limbaugh -- sought deferment (because of a cyst on his tail end).
* George Will -- sought graduate school deferment, (too smart to die).
* Pat Buchanan -- sought deferment (for bad knee).
* Pat Robertson -- his US Senator father got him out of Korea as soon as the shooting began.

* Sean Hannity: did not serve.
* Bill O'Reilly: did not serve.
* Chris Matthews: did not serve.
* Matt Drudge: did not serve.
* Steve Forbes: did not serve.
* Tony Snow: did not serve.
* Michael "Savage" Weiner: did not serve.
* Brit Hume: did not serve.
* Roger Ailes: did not serve.

# Paul Gigot: did not serve.
# Bill Kristol: did not serve.
# Ralph Reed: did not serve.
# Michael Medved: did not serve.
# Charlie Daniels: did not serve.
# Anne Coulter: did not serve.
# Jerry Falwell: did not serve.
# Alan Keyes : did not serve.
# Ted Nugent: did not serve.

* Karl Rove: did not serve.
* Paul Wolfowitz: did not serve.
* Richard Perle: did not serve.
* Douglas Feith: did not serve.
* Eliot Abrams: did not serve.
* Ari Fleischer: did not serve.
* Andrew Card: did not serve.
* Ken Adelman: did not serve.
# Mitt Romney - did not serve in the military but did serve the Mormon Church on a 30-month mission to France.
# John Bolton: did not serve.
# Rudy Giuliani: did not serve.
# Bill Frist: did not serve.
# John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments, to teach business.
# Trent Lott : avoided the draft, did not serve.
* Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. "Bad knee" He defeated tripelegic Max Cleland by questioning his patriotism!
* Don Nickles: did not serve.
* Mitch McConnell: did not serve.
* Rick Santorum: did not serve.

In response to sylvester comment "I have several buddies that got fed up by the XBox 360 (crashes, overheating, other issues)". Part of microsofts testing and develpment team are the frist generation users. Which is why people always complain about microsoft having problems. But with later versions and patches they quickly develop a better product sooner then their compeditors. Which is why major nerds and geeks still use windows, even though it sucks.

Great. The frist few minutes i thought "so true!", but at the end... it get´s just perfect

"Their attitude presumes an air of smug arrogance and I'm-the-only-one-who-really-knows-what's-right-and-going-on-in-the-world kinda attitude unlike anyone else I've seen."

Unlike anyone else you've seen? Well, let's see...the President had a nationally televised press conference today, with Rummy and Cheney not far away. You can hear and see Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity on radio and FOX News, and Rush Limbaugh on the radio. Then there's good ol' Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell. You've got Bill Frist and Ricky Santorum in the Congress, and Pat Buchanan on the best sellers' list.
Shall I go on?

"San Fransisco was saved from its frist maniac ex-army tank commander."

but certainly not the lsat [sic]...

ya a man tryed to kill another man with the stolen tank. then when that failed he tried to destroy a bridge by ramming the bridges support. when that failed he when on the interstate with about 20 cops behind him wit 3 choppers in front watching his every move. then he rammed the median, got jammed, then tried to pry himself from the "trap". the cop had no choice. shot twice and was killed on the spot. San Fransisco was saved from its frist maniac ex-army tank commander. now my question was "was that the same thing on the video?".