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When was the last time your character pooped?

newtboy says...

Come on pussy, it’s only 3 hit points.

Also, forgot to temporarily deduct 5 charisma points for the duration of the tavern stay because everyone knows you are the cause of the lingering stench.
(Roll 1 d20…on a roll of 20 a fecal golem shall be created)

Everyone's lying about dice.

Bow & Arrow.

How to check the balance of your D20

poolcleaner says...

Now all you need is a kiddy pool, a ton of salt, and an indigo child to float in the pool; in an effort to perform random astral projection, locate and match people up to play D&D. Then dump a thousand d20s in the pool and have the child telekinetically randomize the rolls.

I'm certain there's a method to create randomization via shock therapy. We just need children to experiment on. Perhaps if we administer LSD to pregnant women in hospitals during ongoing double blind tests on a global scale, we can increase our chances of creating super human children for the strict purpose of more authentically randomized D&D.

I mean, it's not just the rolls that need to be given more randomization, the world creation and random events that are generated by human creativity aren't truly randomized --

But if we inundate developing fetuses with hallucinogens and then hook them up to machines and float them in saline solutions, we stand a chance at creating some truly frightening... err, creative D&D worlds.

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Nothing to Prove - Geek Girls & The Doubleclicks

eric3579 says...

I entered this scene through rejection and honesty
Nerds weren't mean, they were weird and that worked for me
After 10 years of teasing when social skills failed me
Dungeons & Dragons cured all that ailed me

We read books, we played games, we made art, we watched Lost
We said things like "D20", "shipping" and "Mana cost"
It felt good to be myself, not being mocked
Still self-conscious, though, we whispered things about jocks

But one day, you grow up, come into your own
Now geek's not rejection - it's a label I own
Then ignorant haters come to prove me wrong
Tell me I'm not nerdy enough to belong

I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove

Fake Geek Girl test - that's a funny one, go ahead
How many comic books are there I haven't read?
I know it feels good to have a contest you win
It would feel even better if I wanted in

So women aren't geeks, so is that your conclusion?
That this is some secret club based on exclusion?
12-year-old dorks would say you're being selfish
And then they'd go write in their journals in Elvish

I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove

I've got cred but honestly, I shouldn't need it
This world needs all kinds of folks to complete it
You've got gamers, and artists and comic subscribers
Cosplayers, crafters and fan-fiction writers

You can stop - never say "fake geek" again
Our club needs no bouncers - all who want in get in
But go ahead, if you want, to own that role fully
I ain't got nothing to prove to a bully!

I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove

Haters are gonna hate

Earth 100 Million Years From Now

ZappaDanMan says...

>> ^ant:

>> ^ZappaDanMan:
>> ^ant:
>> ^ZappaDanMan:
>> ^FishBulb:
So in 100 million years Australia will have disappeared?

Yeah, so if your thinking long term property investments, Australia isn't the way to go

history future eia music nature
We'll be long dead by then!

Death is for sissies

O RLY? [kills you]


*Throws d20 saving roll vs. angry ant monster* ... crap, snake eyes.

Super Bowl XLV: The technology behind the event and stadium.

Sift Roast Call for Sifters! (Parody Talk Post)

schmawy says...

I dodged the bullet once, when the magic d20 called up my name but my roaster uhohzombies got in a car crash. That "accident" was difficult and expensive to arrange, I tell you. I'm still in.

Awesome Dungeons and Dragons music video.

BACK THE FUCK UP! IT'S THE TRIPLE ROCKET SWORD!

Roast List Refresh! - Last Call (Parody Talk Post)

Thylan says...

(This is not an IN if the following persists)

In the former times, prior to black roast of no humour, there was a selection process suitably geeky for VS. + noone else had a suggestion/volunteered.

So i rustled up my old game dice, and rolled a few D20/D100 as relivent to the no. of applicants, and said no.s picked out the MC and roastee from the list of "IN"s given by DD.

This was a random and impartial roll, and the only changes to the selections came when the initial choices declined.


Soooo if we have a new roast, do people want to resume the old method? (in which case, i'll continue to abstain from participating to remain impartial) or shall we find a knew way? I know my rolls did get called into question when a certain couple ended up in the hot seat and couldnt take the heat...

Thank You Mr. Gygax

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'Gygax, Dungeons and Dragons' to 'Gygax, Dungeons and Dragons, D20, failed saving throw, 0 hit points' - edited by joedirt

Thank You Mr. Gygax

Farhad2000 says...

Death rolls Initiative D15
Gygax rolls Initiative D2
Death rolls Attack D20
Death attacks Gygax
Gygax rolls Saving Throw D10
Gygax fails Saving Throw
Gygax dies.
Death loots Gygax soul.

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