Watch out for that cookie dough...

We on the Right only poop cookie dough, so it's always interesting to see this "waste" process. Except on the street.

Please, curb your filthy hippies.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

I don't get the conservative fascination with farts and poop.

The way I see it, we're all so used to seeing a guy who told us the economy really didn't make our ass look fat, and the torture was really because he loved us, that now when we have this new guy who shows up at the door with a single rose telling us he loves us for how beautiful we really are on the -inside- and that he'll always try and stay true, that we're having trouble letting go of all that self loathing and guilt... and now if you'll excuse me I have a tub of Dreyer's cookie dough and several episodes of Dr. Phil on Tivo to watch! *CRIES*

Cookie dough ice cream is America's greatest contribution to the world.

What's so bad about eating an entire carton of ice cream in one sitting?

So long as it's not rich ( a ton of chocolate or cookie dough) I can easily polish one off in about 20 minutes or less.

I think they should decriminalize marijuana, but immediately afterward criminalize cookie dough ice cream, macaroni and cheese, and White Castle burgers. You know, just to fuck with the stoners.

Actually, I think they should make everybody do drugs at least once, just so they can see firsthand what they're like. No straight-edge Mormon missionary should be able to tell me why drugs are bad.

Dag, you make these admissions freely, do you have plans to commit suicide? Will you go on the record as saying no, and denying your love for super crunchy cookie dough ice cream?

I also love the scene where he's cooking cookie dough on a spoon with a lighter in a stall.