holy shit..one massive straw man.
let us peruse the buffet and only pick the tasty bits so we can better make our point.

christ this was dumb,all to prove what exactly?
conservatives are less racist than liberals? really? that is an actual point?

well fuck me in the face with a chain saw i love me some condescending pandering with my wheaties.

how about this?
a racist can be conservative OR liberal!

it amazes me how many people are so gleefully unaware of their own predjudices.

and prager university?
you mean dennis-pandering-whore-for-cash-prager?
oh fuck that douchenozzle.

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I'm disappointed in him.
Bees are in trouble. We're in trouble without bees. Don't go killing bee hives because they're a minor inconvenience to you, please.

He saw there was a hive in the tree before he cut it, no way around that, the bees were flying in and out right in his face. I can't figure out why he didn't -1)put on a bee suit 2) use some smoke to calm them 3) wait for a cooler time of day when they're calm to do the cutting and/or 4) (best idea) call a local bee keeper to come remove them. You can almost always get one to come for free if it's really bees and not wasps or hornets, most extermination companies will know at least one.

Also, it seemed he cut right through the hive without any effort to keep it intact. That was a guarantee of an angry swarm (how would you react to a chain saw cutting your home in half?) and a likely hood that the entire colony will die. He really should have knocked on it to find the hollow part and made the cut lower and used rope to lower the entire hive.

My first bee hive was just such a hive that someone properly cut out of their tree in one piece, and it lasted me years before the chunk of wood rotted and they swarmed. I didn't even have a suit when I got it, so I just went at sunrise to collect it, and hardly lost a bee and didn't get stung moving it about 40 miles!

This hive could have been saved with minimal effort and way fewer stings, so in a way I'm glad he got the instant karma for destroying it, but I'm still sad that saving the bees is apparently not on most people's minds, not even arborists.

DON'T KILL BEES PEOPLE. Without them we'll starve.

No, I would say you aren't wrong for normal operation, but carvers often sacrifice safety for tool functionality. Notice she still has the anti-kickback 'paddle' on the saw. It stops the chain 'instantly' (almost) if it's kicked back past your wrist's ability to bend. you'll still get a nasty cut, but won't cut your arm/head off.
Most chain saw carvers I've seen (lots around here, and on TV shows, especially ice carvers) actually remove that safety feature for better maneuverability on their small saws, it's nice to see one be relatively safe.

In her own words... I "very carefully" carved the face with a chain saw.

I'm guessing emphasis on the "very carefully" part.

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I'm partial to a fag Baz, doesn't mean I go about trying to halve people with a chain-saw when I can't get one!!!>> ^dandyman:

Story
The guy was an arsehole and it could have been a lot worse. He got what he deserved IMO.
>> ^RhesusMonk:
Story?

>> ^ForgedReality:
Honestly, this is the second fucking ad-laden video I've seen on Videosift. Can we get the fuckers who sift these taken out back and shot please? Seriously. Stop doing it. I don't go to the sift to watch ads. If I wanted to see ads, I'd watch TV. I would downvote this shit if I could. Sorry if I'm coming off a little strong, but FUCK YOU.
Has anybody got a link to this video WITHOUT fucking annoying bullshit like this?


sorry if you're coming off a little strong?
suggesting taking a sifter out back and shot for an ad is "a little strong"?
where do you live? san quentin?
what do you do when you are REALLY annoyed?
rape kittens with chain saws?
yeesh dude...take your meds..please.

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Amazing-Lyre-Bird-Impersonates-A-Camera-and-A-Chain-Saw -> http://www.videosift.com/video/Lyrebird-Unbelievable-Jungle-Bird-Mimics-Bird-and-Human-Sounds

Some put lyre bird in the tags, some put lyrebird. Siftbot gets all confused

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With a big baseball bat you get robbed like deniro
A sandwich still ain't nothing but a hero
Just a small sample of the abstract
When the rhyme gets crazy hot and lyrics don't know how to act
Whether shooting joints or wax
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Here's what I want you to do
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Bet but I'd fuck laura ingalls only when she's done with her chores
Got rappers tip toeing on a highway to heaven
Got manners like bruce banner when he's stressed
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Cause I'm a thinker
Evil anus letting off stinkers

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The sum of each part forms an octagon
Let rhyme styles get sparked

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The sum of each part forms an octagon
Where rhyme styles get sparked

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Just to letcha know, never do I use it
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I manhandle, emcees get murdered like tennessa
Or trapped in the bedroom with the texas chain saw
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I keep telling 'em the state of the mind be the mentals
If you murder up in the ghetto you murder in a temple

>> ^Hawkinson:
TURN OFF THE GOD DAMN CHAIN SAW.
I was sure there would be a second disaster.


the motor can be running without the chain spinning

TURN OFF THE GOD DAMN CHAIN SAW.

I was sure there would be a second disaster.

Every time I put my seatbelt on I just wanna cut my arm off with an old rusty chain saw!!! I hate seat belt pain!! jk.. stupid idea.

Bill,

If it's a Chinese chain saw, it'll never start. You'd have to take it back to Walmart and get your $10.00 back.

No fair brining a machine gun to a chain saw fight.

I don't believe there is more than one chain saw hooked up to the chain. How would they sync them? 24 chainsaws all on the same chain would all have to be perfectly in sync, or they would tear the chain to pieces the first time you fired them up.