I'm surprised they had so much safety equipment and automation to move it around...must have been issued just before the big bosses from America came to film this.

I played a shooting game today.
I killed a lot of guys.
I shot some, stabbed some, blew some up.
The minions dropped like flies.

Until the big boss showed himself,
The briefcase on his arm.
It took some time but he succumbed
To great amounts of harm.

Same thing when I was in China. Thing is, the strongest opinion was from someone who's spent a good decade living in Canada. He stated as simple matter of course that business wise, the little guy is way, way better off in the west and the big boss in China makes off like a bandit by comparison.

It's worth considering this isn't American propaganda being fed to overseas populations, but instead a reflection of just how much worse corruption can be in other places. America and the west are hardly free of it, we see it all over, but comparatively there are places were it is much, much worse.

Song is Doctor P's Big Boss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmCe3fg7B4w

Tune with similar notes from Rusko: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7lVG9RqU1E

Apparently this is what the scandal is about.

Interesting. There were some big bosses and other characters that I definitely never saw before, like the Gatekeeper! Anyone know where they're from? Was it DLC or a mod?

Edit: I'm an idiot who doesn't like to read end credits!

What do you mean? Monsters ARE real. Because magical monstrosities with horns live under the ground and are minions of the big-boss bad guy Satan himself. That is right. Evil dudes live below your feet. It is real.

No.. I haven't seen them. Just someone told me about it because some multi-thousand year old sourced remastered (hundreds of times by the way) book says they are real. But they said they were real, so they are.

Just don't ask me about the bits about killing non-believers being ok, stoning your children, and the like. I just don't pay attention to those parts.

Qui hubo aquí estoy and soy Kid Frost
Yo soy jefe matón yes the Big Boss
My gun is loaded
is full of balas
I put it in your face so U won't say 'Nada'
Vatos cholos you call as what you will
You say we are assessins si U wanna kill
Is it my blood be a nastyboy and go
Si en da street hold all betters
Chicanos and i'm brown and proud
Guantes chingazos simon se desquitan
Rigth now in the dirt
What's da matter? Are you afraid, you gonna get hurt?
I'm with my homeboys, --- my camaradas
Keepin' back my millaje, y pa mi no valen nada
Yo soy chingón ese
Like Al Caponne ese
Controlo todo so never try to swept me
Some of you don't know what's happenin' que pasa
it's not for you, anyway...
Cuz this is for La Raza...

The form to I'm speakin' is no descaro
Y sabes que loco? Yo soy muy malo
Tu no sabes nada y yo vienes haloh
you've been hit in the head to many times with a palo
Still you are trying to act cool, with that shit no
you are so cool that i'm going to call you a culo
Is just the big we can takin' and ever
... you're the lava
Your own barrio isn't backin' wa
Be just lookin' your ass
And call to your prover
And so I'm lookin' aleft es lo que pasa...
he he... yeah... this is for La Raza...
Raza, raza...

Crusin' en la calle, I hate for the bolo
No want to go with me, so I have to go solo
And when I go out alone... attack
I touch all that cheladas when I don't wanna absttrack
Everytime that I pack my Piece I pull all that quick
All the nazis desease
Just like a song when the 18 bullet
Got my finger on a trigger, I'm not afraid to pull it
If this bara had a not say 'mafiosos'
When you pull it away, no seas stupid, eres baboso
some of you don't you know what's happenin' que pasa... yeah...

I love how, at the end of the game, you drink all this jesus juice with all the little children you saved and then you have to fight the big boss mothers in court!

Interesting story.

In reply to this comment by Trev:
OK, so this guy's name is Greg. I actually worked with him at Pier 39 back in high school. He was a bush-man back then too.

We worked at this place called Studio 39 that did green screen magic carpet rides around San Francisco. You filmed a 3 minute movie, and then we sold it to you. Great job actually. Lots of fun and got to meet people from all over the world. I worked there my last two years of high school.

Back to Greg, well one day Greg called in sick. He found someone else to work for him, which was our policy. So that was all fine and good. Later that day, however, the big boss was out for a walk and who should come out of the bushes? Oh it's Greg. Turns out he made more money bush-manning than working at the Studio (we made $12/hour).

He was fired on the spot.

I last saw Greg in April of 2007, still bush-manning. A homeless guy tried to pick a fight with him and Greg pulled a knife. I watched this unfold while waiting in line at GameStop to get a Wii. I got the Wii, I didn't say "hi" to Greg.

>> ^Fjnbk:
This makes no sense. The exclamation point NEVER appears above Solid Snake, only above regular soldiers. Also, David Hayter doesn't scream like that. Solid Snake is also far too resilient to be destroyed with one shot.
But most importantly, Solid Snake is the only Metal Gear character who hides in a barrel, but he doesn't have an eyepatch. Big Boss and Solidus Snake had eyepatches, but they never hid in barrels.


If I could add a comment to a channel, this would be * geek for sure.

Unfortunately, I have to admit, I was thinking the same thing myself.

>> ^Fjnbk:
But most importantly, Solid Snake is the only Metal Gear character who hides in a barrel, but he doesn't have an eyepatch. Big Boss and Solidus Snake had eyepatches, but they never hid in barrels.


gonna disagree with solid snake not rocking the eye patch, as you can see
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2005/257/reviews/926596_20050916_screen010.jpg

This makes no sense. The exclamation point NEVER appears above Solid Snake, only above regular soldiers. Also, David Hayter doesn't scream like that. Solid Snake is also far too resilient to be destroyed with one shot.

But most importantly, Solid Snake is the only Metal Gear character who hides in a barrel, but he doesn't have an eyepatch. Big Boss and Solidus Snake had eyepatches, but they never hid in barrels.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Edelman

it's "The Premiere Of The Big Boss", the 13th selection from the soundtrack to Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

amazon's listing
their popup directly to the song

as noted in the wiki, edelman also did the soundtrack to Dragonheart, a medieval fantasy with Dennis Quaid. pretty easy to mix up the two titles.
and yes, i've seen both of those flicks. thx again!

In reply to this comment by dannym3141:
The song is called "Dragonheart" by Randy Edelman. Can't find a list of what films it's been in though!

Thanks very much for the save and votes - as my favourite: I was slightly disappointed that it didn't get through 6 months ago! All the lyrics:

Oh my fucking god man, ahhh. fucking serious
Jesus Christ, man. already?
Man, time flies like a motherfucker.

Rise and shine!
Yet another day to toss away
What does my clock display?
It says eight
Shit, I'm late for work again, so then
I dip with my pad and my pen
Step into the work place with my work face
Wince at my time card cuz I'm scarred
Mad cuz I sacrifice my day and gets me
A trifling hourly wage of six fifty, nifty
Now I'm off to slave quarters
With a whole bunch of other people's sons and daughters
Working so they can be mothers and fathers
Laboring real hard, hoping the boss offers
More petty cash to his bums and paupers
Kissing his ass cuz they hoping they prosper
Here's the math:
You work a third of your day, away
The government takes a third of your check, correct
You go home and drink cuz you don't get
An ounce of respect, and your spirit is wrecked
Life is a gift to be enjoyed, every second every minute
It's temporary, not infinite
Yet I find myself looking at the clock
hoping for the day to fly by, so I ask myself "Why?"
I'm doing this remedial work for second graders
I'm an educator with mega-flavor, so
Maybe I should just jump up and get ill
Maybe I should let these people know they're being killed
Maybe I should try my very best to chill, and get paid
Cuz I gotta pay bills, raa!

"Excuse me brother, can you please stop making that noise
so I can talk? Thank you. Now the boss says he wants you to come up
with more copies of these checks, and the last thing he wants is you to
move the desk to the basement, and can I have this stapler?"

(Hey there champ,
big boss man says you been late 3 days in a row,
better sharpen up)

Aw, this fucking place sucks - same shit everyday
Like to wring the boss' neck though, if only dreams could come true

Dead boss, somebody call Red Cross
I guess he got caught up in my mental holocaust
How much did it cost?
Just a little piece of my mind for peace of mind
"But he's bleeding!"
Oh no, leave him. He'll be fine
He'll heal on his own
if you just give him some time
Considering the fact that his face is misaligned
His legs are over there lying right next to his spine
"Lunchtime!"

Huh? Oh, Jesus, must have been daydreaming

My boss walks by, he's looking just like an asshole
Smiling because he jerks niggas for minimum cash flow
He's cool to my face but I swear I heard him laugh though
Tickled by the fact that I'm the modern day Sambo
And just when I think that I'm about to go Rambo
I call up my man and he says he understands, yo
We all are being murdered by a similar process
Whether you work at the candy store
Or slave at the office
The purpose of our life is just to serve the economy
They misinform our minds to paint a picture of harmony
But if you listen then you know that shits out of tune
Cuz the function of our life is just to work and consume
Fuck reaching out to help the next, there ain't any room
Just close your eyes and block your ears and march to your doom
But since I really ain't getting paid for my time
I pulled out my pen and started writing a rhyme
Can't you see that I'm busy, jerk?
Don't you dare approach me with busy work
Take another step and get hurt
By the man that embodies mad years of anger
A cool bro, soon to be the Boston Strangler
Everything inside of me is about to erupt
Cuz a righteous individual just likes to corrupt
I knew he'd lock me up if I started a brawl
So I deaden, and I punch the clock the fuck off the wall

Yea that's right motherfucker
you can't keep underpaying people and mistreating them all the time
That's gonna resort to crime.
As a matter of fact, you know what?
Fakts, yo cut this motherfucker, man.