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I know my momma loves me
I know my poppa loves me
I know the camera loves me
I can tell my brother loves me
I know that Boston loves
And San Francisco loves me
I love the city back,
I just can't help it, it's so lovely

I'm in my lucky underwear, i'm feeling debonair
If it's a lonely trip to heaven, I'm already there
I'm in the bedroom i'm like stepping like I'm Fred Astaire
I make it happen, battlerapping at my Teddy Bear
When I was twelve I'd leave my door open a crack
afraid if getting busted sneaking porno on my mac
I guess I was a freak
Until I got caught last week
(who's been loving you?)
I was reading Booker T, I threw the book at me
I go for the lookers but they never look at me
I would get a hooker if I could unhook her bra
I'd be looking soft as soon as she took her top. off
let's go rolling in a broken winnebago
stop and smoke a bowl out of a hollowed out potato
It's hash now, but it's hash browns soon
(who's been loving you?)

I know that Jesus loves me
I know that buddha loves
The fucking easter Bunny
and the ghost of gandhi love me
I know that santa loves me
I think my Aunties love me
I know my Grandma loved me
she thought I was handsome trust me

this insanity, that's heredity
it's my family, we can let it be
wish I pretended that mom and dad are dead to me
But i love my dad, that motherfucker read to me
my first words were "where's the love?"
mad smug, assed up on a bearskin rug
fashodo, mom'll show you the photo
(who's been loving you?)
I do embarassing better
I could wear a pink sweater
with a pair of slick pleather pants
derelicte e-va-ry day and it's well known
that I hop off stage with my cell phone
fake a dropped call when everybody's near me
and shout "I love you mom!" so everybody hears me
I need to and true nothing new but
(who's been loving you?)

Even though I owe them money
I think it's pretty likely
that my whole family loves me
My lovers tend to like me
I know my homies love me
My teachers loved to hate me
The haters love to fuck with me
the fickle love me lately

I'm a percussionist. I never knew guitar
it's cheesy, but I'm stunting like a superstar
it's easy man I'm hopping out a moving car
call me weezy cause I'm coughing at the hookah bar
I don't do cigars, but I got hella game
I can make a lady out of styling gel and cellophane
so you can yell my name, I make the bed frame move
(who's been loving you?)
me and my better friends are heading to the town strip
if they don't let us in we'll never take roundtrip
because I took an hour picking out my outfit
and then I took another slicking down a cowlick
and I like house sitting, but fuck it now's different
I'm going out and there ain't a bouncer for cowtipping
So I'ma tear this joint up
And i'ma party till the hoofs point up
(who's been loving you?)

this is for Charles Barkley
This is for Poison Ivy
This it's for Draco Malfoy
And it's for Bill O'Reilly
This is for Ned Mencia
It's for the corporate lawyers
it's for the backseat drivers
And for my friend Ann Coulter

No clue, I just liked their name so went to look at their stuff and saw this. Just seemed out of character that's all, made me chuckle. The internet only ever matters in the moment, that's what I love about it
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Was I actually banned for it??? Hmmm...I don't even remember who it was or why everything was heated. Goes to show you how little the internet matters.
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Sorry dude (or gal). I jumped the gun on the ban. We used to run a tighter ship around here but I guess eventually it just caused too much "free speech" drama. If you must know I banned you initially for you calling somebody a "dumb ass". That kind of direct insult is actually prohibited in our rules. However, because things get heated here, or because sometimes somebody is just being sarcastic, we've gotten a little lenient on that one.

So once again, I apologize. Maybe with more of a rapport I'll be able to recognize your intent. Keep on siftin'


Hahahahahahahaha, you banned someone for calling someone a dumbass, what the hell crawled up your butt that day

<edit> And as I was posting this in your profile I saw this in your Comedy I Know And Love playlist: http://videosift.com/video/Charles-Barkley-calls-himself-a-Dumbass It's a running theme and you are the common denominator. Love you!

Was I actually banned for it??? Hmmm...I don't even remember who it was or why everything was heated. Goes to show you how little the internet matters.
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Sorry dude (or gal). I jumped the gun on the ban. We used to run a tighter ship around here but I guess eventually it just caused too much "free speech" drama. If you must know I banned you initially for you calling somebody a "dumb ass". That kind of direct insult is actually prohibited in our rules. However, because things get heated here, or because sometimes somebody is just being sarcastic, we've gotten a little lenient on that one.

So once again, I apologize. Maybe with more of a rapport I'll be able to recognize your intent. Keep on siftin'


Hahahahahahahaha, you banned someone for calling someone a dumbass, what the hell crawled up your butt that day

<edit> And as I was posting this in your profile I saw this in your Comedy I Know And Love playlist: http://videosift.com/video/Charles-Barkley-calls-himself-a-Dumbass It's a running theme and you are the common denominator. Love you!

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Sorry dude (or gal). I jumped the gun on the ban. We used to run a tighter ship around here but I guess eventually it just caused too much "free speech" drama. If you must know I banned you initially for you calling somebody a "dumb ass". That kind of direct insult is actually prohibited in our rules. However, because things get heated here, or because sometimes somebody is just being sarcastic, we've gotten a little lenient on that one.

So once again, I apologize. Maybe with more of a rapport I'll be able to recognize your intent. Keep on siftin'


Hahahahahahahaha, you banned someone for calling someone a dumbass, what the hell crawled up your butt that day

<edit> And as I was posting this in your profile I saw this in your Comedy I Know And Love playlist: http://videosift.com/video/Charles-Barkley-calls-himself-a-Dumbass It's a running theme and you are the common denominator. Love you!

Class act on and off the court.

Charles Barkley had a great anecdote about he and Michael walking down the street in Chicago. A guy on the street, didn't look homeless, didn't look like he was in trouble, asked Barkley for some change. Barkley went for his pocket and Jordan stopped his hand and said: "If this guy has the energy to ask for spare change, he has the energy to ask 'Would you like fries with that?'"

I don't know why, but that one always sticks with me.

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Thomas Callaway at it again. Hard to top Gnarles Barkley but...

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Hypno-raver girls' booby bounce had me entranced. But yeah, that song was terrible. Or as Charles Barkley might say, Turrible! It looked like quite the douche party goin' on there. In my imagination, she's a rich socialite, heiress type - shitty DJ but people wouldn't tell her that, and like to hang around her mansion and party and shit.

I removed from terrible channel EndAll. Music being highly subjective and all. I didn't mind her music at all.

True enough - but I gotta ask, would you have listened to that if some regular DJ dude was playing it?


I would have listened to it. Don't know if I would have sifted it

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Hypno-raver girls' booby bounce had me entranced. But yeah, that song was terrible. Or as Charles Barkley might say, Turrible! It looked like quite the douche party goin' on there. In my imagination, she's a rich socialite, heiress type - shitty DJ but people wouldn't tell her that, and like to hang around her mansion and party and shit.

I removed from terrible channel EndAll. Music being highly subjective and all. I didn't mind her music at all.


True enough - but I gotta ask, would you have listened to that if some regular DJ dude was playing it?

>> ^EndAll:
Hypno-raver girls' booby bounce had me entranced. But yeah, that song was terrible. Or as Charles Barkley might say, Turrible! It looked like quite the douche party goin' on there. In my imagination, she's a rich socialite, heiress type - shitty DJ but people wouldn't tell her that, and like to hang around her mansion and party and shit.


I removed from terrible channel EndAll. Music being highly subjective and all. I didn't mind her music at all.

Hypno-raver girls' booby bounce had me entranced. But yeah, that song was *terrible. Or as Charles Barkley might say, Turrible! It looked like quite the douche party goin' on there. In my imagination, she's a rich socialite, heiress type - shitty DJ but people wouldn't tell her that, and like to hang around her mansion and party and shit.