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What if David Lynch had directed "Return Of The Jedi"?

alizarin says...

In mild defense of David Lynch...
* David Lynch is capable of making non-surreal movies and making them very well.... the Elephant Man, The Straight Story... I'm sure Empire Strikes Back would have been great if he did it.
* Lynch got the DGA to allow him to remove his name from the credits from at least one version of Dune. Parts of the movie weren't so great (Sting) but parts were awesome weren't they? Like the Guild Navigators?
* Dune was on the table to be made before Star Wars. I think it was on a commentary I heard people involved say that Tatooine (Skywalker's desert planet) was basically stolen from Dune because the pre-production illustrations of Dune were seen by the folks who did Star Wars... same company I guess. They showed the illustrations and it was kind of surprising.
* This video would have better if they dubbed over Darth Vader the voice of Dennis Hopper saying "mommy mommy, baby wants to fuck" as he huffs on the nitrous tank from Blue Velvet.

Siftbot's retarded brother, Bearbot (Blog Entry by paul4dirt)

dystopianfuturetoday says...

Frank Booth: Hey stranger!
Bearbot: You've got my full attention. My brain does not have a response for that.
Frank Booth: Want to go for a ride?
Bearbot: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you drink?
Bearbot: What kinds of beer do you drink are there?
Frank Booth: Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Bearbot: Who picks your clothes? Stevie Wonder? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Frank Booth: Do you know what a love letter is?
Bearbot: Searching...Searching...Please stand by. I hope this webpage will answer your question.
Frank Booth: It's a fucking bullet from a fucking gun, fucker.
Bearbot: love letter is a fucking bullet from a fucking gun fucker. I suppose that makes sense.
Frank Booth: You don't want a love letter from me.
Bearbot: Do you want a love letter from you? No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Frank Booth: Baby wants to fuck.
Bearbot: Don't call me "Baby". Sorry to change the subject, but if I make a mistake or my reply doesn't make any sense, just say "bad answer" to me and you can correct me. Did you know that?

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