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Fuck you @ant. How dare you make me not hate Ashton Kutcher!

edit: Actually, I really think the rest of the world was made by people a lot smarter than the audience at the teen choice awards.

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It has all the elements of a Hollywood summer blockbuster hit -- lone protagonist makes a stand, horrified government agencies on the defense, and the beltway media missing the mark.
Unfortunately, this isn't a movie (yet). The most egregious aspect of this story, in my biased opinion, is the way journalists have so casually been lumped in and brushed under the rug by the Obama administration. For instance, before the Snowden story broke, the Department of Justice was taking heat for wiretapping and collecting information about journalists (the Fourth branch of democracy) doing their jobs. This dangerous precedent -- all in the name of national security -- leads to a less informed public, which undermines the integrity of the nation to hold itself accountable.
That said, I just hope Ashton Kutcher doesn't land the role of Snowden.

It's almost like the entire republican race is a big, sick prank to see how stupidly far they can go and still get people to agree and vote for them. Like you expect Ashton Kutcher to jump out any moment and say "You've been Punk'd" and everyone lol's because they know Obama is under control anyway, and doing a good job for the republican agenda so why rock the boat. We'll just put on this dinner for schmucks show for shits n giggles so we can laugh all the way to the bank. No pun intended.

Can Anyone name all the cameo appearances?

1. Aziz Ansari - Parks and Recreation
2. Tracy Morgan - 30 Rock
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6. Nathan Fillion
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8. Amy Poehler - Parks and Recreation
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Jim Parsons - Big Bang Theory
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12. Ashton Kutcher - Two and a Half Men

I always thought that location shots took up the bulk of the budget too, guess I was very wrong. Funny to see how they show they reused the same stairs from the movie with Ashton Kutcher to 24.

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Rachel Ray, Dunkin Donuts, and one terrorist scarf would like to agree.

>> ^NetRunner:
Uhh, Republicans already use the Internet. That's where the last two big right-wing lies started (the "Obama is a Muslim" and "Obama wasn't born in the US" lies, specifically).
If you count Sarah Palin as an unemployed blogger, she's the one who really gave the "death panel" lie wings, just by posting about it on her Facebook page.
The problem Republicans have isn't the media they use to propagate their message, it's what that message is.

>> ^quantumushroom:
Liberals hate monopolies, except for the one they had with lamestream media and the once-upon-a-time Big 3 networks, where a single traitor like Walter Commiekite could still sabotage a war.
The Lewinsky scandal was exposed by the intertubes as was Obama's socialist medi-scheme.
Even while still controlling Hollywood and government schools via teachers' unions, talk radio and intertubes have really "leveled the playing field" in terms of content. Welcome to competition, libs!