Would you rather #372:

a) sling fast moving anacondas of magma wearing wellies?

or,

b) spend your day grabbing a real tiger’s tail waiting for something to happen?

Dat Anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, hon!

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I'm impressed that the anaconda lunged at his body and not the stick.

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Looks like it's trying to promote "Sage Productions" a viral video promoter(?) - There is very little footage of the Anaconda in this video, not to mention it being involved in an attack to the death. - very misleading title.

We just want to make sure you're not here to promote your own videos -

That's basically all there is left to say about TTIP, TPP, CETA, TiSA, etc, isn't it...

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"It is of the utmost importance to work alongside other world leaders."

Just a small note on that one: thanks to the actions of Victoria "Fuck the EU" Nuland and the Nazi-supporting, oligarch-empowering regime of Yanukovich/Poroshenko in Ukraine, the "working alongside" part seems to fall awfully short when it comes to the Bear in the East. The Putin administration does some fucked-up shit, but all those tanks taking part in Anaconda 16, the biggest excercise since the end of the Cold War, they don't sport Russian insigniae. That's NATO, excercising a "Invasion of Russia" scenario at the border of Russia.

Maybe it's because I live in what would have been the battlefield of WW3, maybe it's because parts of my family come from Königsberg/Kaliningrad, but I support the old notion of "There is no safety in Europe against Russia, there is only safety in Europe with Russia".

Somehow, he doesn't seem to have issues working alongside the Saudi royalty who support all kinds of extremism while waging a war of aggression against Jemen. You know, the kind of extremism that gave the war mongerers in Washington an excuse to wage war in multiple nations.

How's Clinton doing, by the way? Still hailing her push to turn Libya into a failed state as an accomplishment and a sign of her experience in foreign policy? Still defending her vote for the illegal war of aggression in Iraq? Still pushing for more war in Syria? I would be interested in what Justice Robert H. Jackson, Chief Prosecutor at the Nuremberg Trials, would have to say about the Bush administration, the Obama administration and our cherished Presidential Candidate in spe, HRC. Maybe he'd commend them on their oratory prowess or sense of fashion...

You know, if the artist has actually something to say or does it with skill or in an interesting way (like the animation here), you can not shit on rap videos.
Having said that, I must admit I liked "Anaconda" for its interesting visuals. Don't poop on them fudge machines.

Eaten Alive?!? Wild 25 foot Anaconda?!? What BS. Turns out they couldn't find a 25 foot wild anaconda, so they used a 20 foot tame/captive one. Also, more like hugged alive. No part of him was eaten.
I call shenanigans! Everybody grab a broom!

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If this guy finds his way out of that anaconda in any way other than months later as fully-digested snake scat I'm calling PETA.

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anacondas can take a very long time to digest a meal. If they are disturbed by morons with a video camera, they sometimes regurgitate the prey item so that they can escape.
Funny looking capybara. I guess some of it's skin has been digested or something.

>> ^robbersdog49:

>> ^EMPIRE:
the guy filming said at the end, she vomited a ferret. I don't know if it is or isn't, but it's certainly not a dog.
edit: not to mention it's a relatively small snake (compared to an anaconda at least) you can see the size of the broom they pin the snake with at the end of the video.

Yeah, 'cause Anacondas are born that big...
It's a young Anaconda.


yep. anacondas are magically spawned into existence already 10 feet in length. I'm sticking with that!

>> ^EMPIRE:

the guy filming said at the end, she vomited a ferret. I don't know if it is or isn't, but it's certainly not a dog.
edit: not to mention it's a relatively small snake (compared to an anaconda at least) you can see the size of the broom they pin the snake with at the end of the video.


Yeah, 'cause Anacondas are born that big...

It's a young Anaconda.

the guy filming said at the end, she vomited a ferret. I don't know if it is or isn't, but it's certainly not a dog.

edit: not to mention it's a relatively small snake (compared to an anaconda at least) you can see the size of the broom they pin the snake with at the end of the video.