Won't be long before Air Force One is stuck in Russia while Trump seeks asylum.

Trump wants to be president until the day he dies. The reason is, he will be charged with obstruction once he leaves office.

His only hope is to jump on Air Force One and ask Putin for Asylum.

Yes. He's trapped. What more does Muller need to say?

When I was working at NASA/Ames on Moffett Field in California, Clinton came to give a speech in Mountain View. Being the closest military airfield, Air Force One landed there. We expected a motorcade to close the base down but he ended up taking a helicopter. Just like in the video, two Blackhawks (which were a common sight on Moffett, but not usually green) lifted off and flew really fast and low away towards Mountain View.

AF1 stayed overnight, and had floodlights positioned all around it so that nobody could sneak up unnoticed. We were on the other side of a chain link fence near the blimp hanger, but we got within a few hundred meters of the plane. Really neat.

Yikes. Three years later and just how much more FUCKED is it?? Obama: Enemy of Humanity, Compulsive Liar, Chronic Pothead in High School, spent $20 million in 2012 to fucking vacation on Air Force One to Hawaii, and once again, true to form, follows the last 6 administration's groove to completely bankrupt the country and turn the whole place into a debtor's prison, Buck Ofama, and fuck any more they offer-up to us Kol-Aid-Styley....

>> ^AeroMechanical:

>> ^Payback:
>> ^kceaton1:

I'll still see this as it's a Bruce Willis movie and he seems to have an O.K. streak; he hasn't ever really made/been-in a dud, similar to Harrison Ford on that front. Plus Joseph Levitt to boot, should be alright.

Air Force One?

cough Hudson Hawk cough Armageddon cough


While both those films are fairly bad, they are FAR more watchable than the true dregs of movies that have been made by people such as Uwe Boll or M. Night Shyamalan--when M.N.S. made a good show, followed by a decent one, and then proceeded to believe that he made the best films man had ever bear witness to. Plus we both know that there was an audience (and a large one for Armageddon) for BOTH of those movies and also Air Force One, @Payback; sure, they weren't me and you (or @Payback), but there are a lot of people in this world that do not ask very much from their movies.

It's when a movie lets down EVEN THEM that it is a pure and utter failure, able to be ridiculed without equal until the end of time. These are the worst films made. Of course many of the movies that DO succeed, like Prometheus right now (June 2012--for reference), can be made fun of A LOT (like Armageddon, which has been the punchline to many jokes). Why? Because, they have MASSIVE disconnects from reality or other bad writing and screenplay mechanics that they are just ridiculous when thought about with any amount of real thought and prowess in a subject dealing with the movie and it's attempt to portray reality in another light that is utterly false. As I said they appeal to the "entertainment" type audience; someone that would go see Independence Day over and over again. Not to us were we watch someone take off a helmet in a potential zero atmosphere environment "to test it out"; that is UTTER NONSENSE, no one does this in reality! This is the stuff that makes us hate those movies (and create the myriad of jokes for it as well). But, not the entertainment crowd who can enjoy a movie for what it is and suspend their connection with reality for awhile.

Granted if I were to use my "full-on" reviewing analysis of what I would include as good movies--the count of "alright" movies would plummet (for Harrison Ford and Bruce Willis). I can think of atleast 3-4 shows that Bruce has been in that I would consider failures in this light, but I know that many people beyond me DO like these movies--that is why I don't count them as failures as there remains an audience--a decently sized one--for those movies. I have to admit I have my own "cult" movie favorites that no-one likes, really, except for me and maybe a few other people I know. I also have been able to like movies for their entertainment value although I know if I treat them with reality they fall completely apart, quickly. Sometimes it's best to let your imagination rule your heart.

Same thing here. I'm just not on the end of the spectrum that enjoys those movies, if you get my drift. So, trust me, I know Bruce has his bad movies (same with Harrison Ford)--but his bad movies, so far, are better than the real dregs and bottom scraped-up leftovers that are out there. That is what I was trying to say in a lot less context--I hope this clears it up. We most likely see things fairly close or the same; I'm just giving credit to the people that DO like Hudson Hawk, Armageddon, and Air Force One.

>> ^Payback:

>> ^kceaton1:

I'll still see this as it's a Bruce Willis movie and he seems to have an O.K. streak; he hasn't ever really made/been-in a dud, similar to Harrison Ford on that front. Plus Joseph Levitt to boot, should be alright.

Air Force One?


*cough*Hudson Hawk*cough*Armageddon*cough*

>> ^kceaton1:


I'll still see this as it's a Bruce Willis movie and he seems to have an O.K. streak; he hasn't ever really made/been-in a dud, similar to Harrison Ford on that front. Plus Joseph Levitt to boot, should be alright.


Air Force One?

Sheesh, fancier than Air Force One?

>> ^beelzerob:

>> ^mxxcon:
should they even try to refuel w/ such sparks?! explosion...?

There's no risk. There's no fuel present until the aircraft are connected. Don't let the complete fiction of the horrid "Air Force One" movie fool you....

Wow, that was a highly charged response!

>> ^mxxcon:
should they even try to refuel w/ such sparks?! explosion...?


There's no risk. There's no fuel present until the aircraft are connected. Don't let the complete fiction of the horrid "Air Force One" movie fool you....

I forgot you statist jeenyusses don't care a whit for the Constitution (except when distorting its meaning to justify your insolvent welfare state).

Some numbnuts' excuse was, 'Nixon bowed to Hirohito'. Sadly, that's the closet to a cogent argument the moonbat brigade has. The proto-socialists preceding this generation of compliant serfs like to endlessly bring up Nixon as a bad president, which he was, so using him as a justification for Odumbo's folly doesn't help the cause.

Forget for a moment that your humble messiah is once again diving for Air Force One (operating cost to taxpayers: 50K an hour) in an effort to escape having to call the Fort Hood massacre what it is, a terrorist attack. Too many people were looking back and forth between the faithful muslim murderer and callous, disinterested Obama and saw little difference, so he cut and ran (big surprise). There's plenty of other reasons for Obama to run: high unemployment, the socialized medicine scheme and now the latest atrocity, terrorist vermin who should have been executed years ago getting civilian trials in New York.

The video, while tedious, proves it is not necessary for ANY foreigner to bow to the Emperor and certainly not the POTUS. Sixty million American lives were sacrificed to stop the fascist Japanese war machine. We owe them NOTHING. Maybe the Emperor would like to visit the USS Arizona Memorial. I'm sure the Annointed One would bow like a serf there too, just as he'd likely bow to the Saudi King at Ground Zero.

2010 can't get here fast enough.

Those same insiders had Bush in Florida, and at a photo-op with second graders while they went to work on that fateful day. When Bush heard the news and frantically tried to get back to the White house, he was warned (falsely) that Air Force One would be a target, so they never took off in time. It was only later in the evening that he was able to return to Washington - after all the decisions had been made by those same neo-conservative vultures behind the scenes.

>> ^campionidelmondo:
I think Transformers was about space robots defeating other space robots.

Yes. Robots aided by Americans. I also seem to recall our FBI or CIA or something being involved, as well as our military. Some scenes took place on Air Force One...

As for the other movies, they're all pre-Bush. The international perception of american patriotism has taken a turn for the worse thanks to Dubya.

Ah, people can still handle American patriotism. The hatred isn't as intense or as widespread as some people seem to think. Of course it's there, but not to the point where G.I. Joe would be largely unwelcome. I don't know for sure, of course, but because I'm an ESL tutor at my university, I know many international students (South Korean, Mexican, Canadian, British, German, Vietnamese, Haitian, Bulgarian, South African, Romanian, and more). I've also had a Mexican roommate and a Canadian roommate. I've talked to several of these close friends about the international opinion of the U.S. (not just their own opinions), and it doesn't seem all THAT bleak. I'm not basing my opinion solely on this, but it helps.

Also, while some movies might seem very american to you, they sell well abroad because they have an easily relateable theme. Matrix told the story of man vs. machine, Independence Day man vs. aliens, Armageddon man vs. giant rock etc...

Don't be silly. Almost ALL movies have an easily relatable theme. My point is that all of these movies happen to feature American Man vs. Global Threat. What is more annoyingly ethnocentric and American than that?

I love how Anderson goes back for deeeeeeeeeeeep sniffs of the Air Force One. "Hmm, smells like Cannabis".

Good job!

>> ^blankfist:
Why do we need photos of Air Force One over NY in the first place?


Can't wait to see them, they should make for wicked desktop wallpaper.