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Ballmer promotes Windows 1.0
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Ballmer promotes Windows 1.0
Tags for this video have been changed from 'windows, tv, ad, hysterical, 80s' to 'microsoft, windows 1, steve ballmer' - edited by Stingray
Phil Davison For Stark County Treasurer
>> ^qualm:
It's the Steve Ballmer gene.
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!
I LOVE THIS COUNTY!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Phil Davison For Stark County Treasurer
It's the Steve Ballmer gene.
Soldiers Blow Up Tanker With Grenades
developers developers developers!
developers developers developers!
developers developers developers!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh wait, that wasn't Steve Ballmer.
An Ex-Microsoft Employee Describes Why He Was Fired
>> ^kymbos:
This is completely untrue and is a total fabrication. Full disclosure: I am Steve Ballmer.
I generally thought that DARK LORDS had a little more respect.
An Ex-Microsoft Employee Describes Why He Was Fired
This is completely untrue and is a total fabrication. Full disclosure: I am Steve Ballmer.
The genius of Steve Ballmer on the iphone
>> ^shuac:
>> ^jdbates:
I hate microsoft because of snake oil salesmen like him, They are the roman empire of the business world, the romans didnt innovate, they incorporated other culures ideas. For him to dis the iphone like that shows his lack of vision, which I feel accurately represents their company.
Agreed. Let's go down the list.
Now, I'm not going to try to claim that no other company has derivative products in their lineup because that would be silly. After all, Apple didn't invent the mp3 player, that would be Diamond Multimedia. However, what I will say is that Microsoft has a vast preponderance of derivative products.
What did Microsoft ever actually innovate? Clippy, Microsoft Bob, and that fuckin' Search Assistant Dog.
How dare you use factual data to try and make Microsoft look like a bunch of thieves. You're not giving them the credit they deserve! They took each and every one of those product you listed, and made it worst. Now that's f*cking difficult.
The genius of Steve Ballmer on the iphone
>> ^jdbates:
I hate microsoft because of snake oil salesmen like him, They are the roman empire of the business world, the romans didnt innovate, they incorporated other culures ideas. For him to dis the iphone like that shows his lack of vision, which I feel accurately represents their company.
His only mistake was that he had too high of an expectation for people. He thought that they'd want useful hardware that can be a functional tool. He didn't know that there would be so many plebeian sheep that would buy into the bullshit apple was selling for $500. You should be apologizing we let him down.
The genius of Steve Ballmer on the iphone
>> ^jdbates:
Now, I'm not going to try to claim that no other company has derivative products in their lineup because that would be silly. After all, Apple didn't invent the mp3 player, that would be Diamond Multimedia. However, what I will say is that Microsoft has a vast preponderance of derivative products.I hate microsoft because of snake oil salesmen like him, They are the roman empire of the business world, the romans didnt innovate, they incorporated other culures ideas. For him to dis the iphone like that shows his lack of vision, which I feel accurately represents their company.
Agreed. Let's go down the list.
What did Microsoft ever actually innovate? Clippy, Microsoft Bob, and that fuckin' Search Assistant Dog.
Bill Gates assaults man for using an iPod.
Imagine if it was Steve Ballmer. Chairs!!
Microsoft's "Vision Of The Future"
Forwarded to Steve Ballmer. If only we could harness the resulting thermal energy.
dystopianfuturetoday (Member Profile)
Yeah it does. Like it's been copied from Beta to VHS to toilet paper to ass to youtube. But all the other examples I've found are the same video, only scaled down a bit.
In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Cute. Is there a better copy of this out there? This looks like ass (not of the badonkadonk variety).
Cactus Jack Asks For A Chair
Was Steve Ballmer there?
The second Worst Ad ever.
So... Where does the "Steve Ballmer selling Windows 1" rank, then?