Oh the papercuts...

Yeah, she's definitely weird and a little crazy. When she's saying that she can make a few hundred dollars AN HOUR, she's not kidding. She get's a papercut, she's off work for a week. If there were six inches of your body that you could use to pull in 3-10k per month by posing for photographs, you'd be a little weird and overprotective too.

papercut, this looks like he may have installed a obsolete motherboard within the colony as a base, since the real electronics would need to be pristine to function.

That said, there are some effects like the "moving bar backlighting" that not only need to be planned and carried out over several days in a time lapse, but to synch it to music ques? sounds more like a guy planned out months of time lapse to an already choreographed music video.

Invocations (dead) cannot be called by paperCUT because paperCUT is not privileged - sorry.

Hey, thanks for the promote. It's on 8 now - would you care to add your vote? 9 will see it sifted I think. http://videosift.com/video/Spiderbait-Sam-Gribbles

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I haven't heard spiderbait since leaving oz 6 years ago, great sift! *promote

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by paperCUT because paperCUT is not privileged - sorry.

Invocations (dead) cannot be called by paperCUT because paperCUT is not privileged - sorry.

I have no idea why -- I can watch the goriest movies imaginable without batting an eye, but if I witness someone getting even a papercut, I start getting weak-kneed.

I couldn't watch more than a couple of minutes of this without getting queasy, despite the fact that they didn't even show anything. This is why I always scoff when people say that watching violent movies or playing violent videogames desensitizes you to violence. I think the brain can definitely tell the difference between what's real and what's fantasy, no matter how much crap you watch/play (and trust me, I watch/play a lot of crap).

I was thinking the exact same thing, ant. If the card can do that to a pencil, imagine the papercut you'd get if it hit your hand.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
>> ^CaptWillard:
KP must like Megavideo so much that he wrote it twice.

Ha ha. Very funny. Why don't YOU try writing an error-free comment while being serviced by three Playboy centerfolds.
And then tell me all about it, pretty please.

Cutting holes in three separate playboy centerfolds and then stacking them onto your tube-steak, does not count as "being serviced by three Playboy centerfolds".

(although I need to know your trick of reducing the papercuts, these things sting)

j, if you insist on writing out absurdist scenarios with constantly changing parameters, then why not just write whatever ending you like.

Here is one you might like:

FBI Superagents: The Next Generation (Chicago)
Episode 17 - "The papercut is mightier than the pen"

Interior, Interrogation room. A bound prisoner sits in a chair with a light illuminating his face. Stout African American FBI chief Bernard B. Bythebooke sits, clearly frustrated, just a few feet away from the prisoner.

"The kid will die along with half of Chicago, and there is nothing you can do about it, FBI director Bythebooke" says the terrorist in a deep scary voice.

SLAM goes the door as devilishly handsome, rogue agent Dash Zeusman enters the room and says, "Not if I can help it terrorist scum"

Dash reaches for the pen in his notepad and thrusts it towards the terrorists head, only to be knocked away by Bythebooke, who says "As a working FBI agent, you are not permitted to use torture". Without missing a beat, Zeusman winks and says, "Then I resign" and jabs his pen into the terrorists ear canal.

The terrorist winces as blood shoots out his ear and says, "I have been trained for this very moment. I can withstand any torture you can dish out"

"O RLY?" says Zuesman, contorting his face to look like an owl.

Zuesman reaches for his note pad and brandishes it at the terrorist who laughs and says, "What are you going to do? Write me a nasty letter?"

Zeusman then begins to furiously cover the terrorists face with papercuts and says, "Bring me the salt!"

"Nooooo.... anything but that, I'll talk, I"LL TALK!", says the terrorist.

Jump cut to an abandoned saw mill. A young boy sits strapped to a huge nuclear bomb, festooned with brightly colored wires and a huge countdown clock. 20 terrorist ninjas with swords and machine guns surround the boy.

As the clock reaches 01.00.0000000....Zeusman busts through a wall and dispatches all of the ninjas with rusty saw blades and other improvised weapons. He diffuses the bomb at 00.00.00000000001.

The boys eyes light up and he says, "Agent Zeusman, you're the bomb"

They both break into laughter. Freeze frame. Roll credits.

THE END.

I guess the experts were wrong and you were right after all, jeremy. Either that or you watch too many movies.

that is actually really cool (or a bad way to get papercuts)
but i watched it on mute so that probably helped.

I remember the last competition I was in, just holding my combat steel broadswords and looking at any and all wushu blades. Those things are practically made of aluminum foil; they're so light, most divisions didn't allow weapons forms with wushu weapons, and a good thing too. Swinging around twin 5 pound swords, then stopping on a dime better not be compared to wiggling a sword lighter than a cardboard cutout. I guess they do serve their purpose of being light and weak, for fancy stuff, though. But the worst wound you would get if fighting against that would be a deep papercut, maybe; it would probably just slap you a bit.