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The Watermelon Joke That Saved Me After I Got Pulled Over
moonsammy: great take. thumbs-up! crystalized my thoughts exactly!*
a couple of rules of comedy are 'know your audience' and [the joke] 'it has to be funny'. if there is no laugh, either you told it wrong, told it to the wrong person, or your wrong about it being funny. your audience is the final judge. not their duty to laff at your doody joke.
stukafox: okay [btw: the watermelon joke is very old] but not going w/the worst or nastiest, just with a few of old risqué ones.
novice is riding back to the convent w/the mother superior on their bicycles through the medieval section of the town. mother superior tells the novice "let's cut through this alleyway". the alley is long, rough and bumpy but the novice agrees. when they get back on the regular route the novice says, "that was new! I've never come that way before!" mother superior says, "it's the cobblestones."
a woman notices her neighbor's tomatoes are fully ripening while her's are still green. she asks him "how do you get your tomatoes to ripen so quickly?" he tells her, "I get up around dawn while I'm still in my bathrobe and open it and flash them. they get so embarrassed they turn red." women tells him she's going to try it but later in the evening. the next day, the neighbor sees the woman and asks "so? did it work?" the woman turns to tell him, "no. it didn't - but YOU SHOULD SEE MY CUCUMBERS!
an old woman was talking w/her younger friend. old woman tells her about some of the older woman in town. "oh! don't let them fool you! they were pretty wild in their day! " then she went on and listed all the men a trio of sisters went through and each tête à tête they had. the list was shockingly impressive enough that the younger woman said, "gee...maybe they couldn't help themselves...maybe they suffered from a hereditary disease?" the old woman cocks her head back and eyes the younger woman then says, "hereditary? hell! yes! it was! it was IN THEIR JEANS!!!"
*david letterman
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lucky760 (Member Profile)
Your video, Radiohead's Creep in Medieval Style, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Pumped Up Kicks (Medieval Style with Female Vocals)
"Outrun my bow" Indeed.
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Radiohead's Creep in Medieval Style
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Pumped Up Kicks (Medieval Style with Female Vocals)
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eric3579 (Member Profile)
https://videosift.com/video/Radioheads-Creep-in-Medieval-Style
Be my guest. I'll happily vote for it, as it's AMAZING!
System of a Down - Toxicity - Medieval Style
That's pretty cool. I wouldn't mind seeing more Medieval cover songs.
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Pumped Up Kicks (Medieval Style with Female Vocals)
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What is Love (Medieval Cornelius Link Style with Vocals)
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Cat Saves Toddler From Falling Down Stairs
Not weird at all. If my emergency food stash started wandering off, I'd get medieval on its buttocks too.