1) I don't want to shit on anyone's taste in music, but fuck that lens flare right in its goddamn eye socket.

2) Hey, Dolly Parton still sounds really good. If I were Jewel's manager I might tell her it's a bad idea to give people such a straightforward comparison of their voices...

http://videosift.com/video/Dolly-Partons-Jolene-at-33rpm Ahhh

I watched this when I was bored as fuck in Oaklahoma during the summer of 2002 at my ex's grandma's house. It's too hot to go outside, let's watch grandma's VHS collection. 12 volumes of Conway Twitty specials, Once Upon a Time in the West (Sergio Leone: Henry Fonda and Charles fucking Bronson motherfucker), Breaker Breaker starring Chuck Norris, 9 to 5 starring tig ol bitties, and Mississippi Burning with the Gene HACK-man.

Yep. I watched Mississippi Burning, Once Upon a Time in the West and Breaker Breaker over and over AND OVER all summer in the back woods of Oaklahoma. And played shit tons of magic the gathering (and sex). Even now, when I play magic, all I think of is the word Shitkicker, semi truck car chases, dreary harmonica drifting over a desert, and Dolly Parton's tits (and femdom bondage).

White American culture, huh? This clip is awesome.

As she says herself:
'My boobs are fake, my hair's fake but what's real is my voice and my heart,' she tells the Sun after accusations from viewers.

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reminds me of the PaceMaker plug-in for Winamp. I should find some other Dolly Parton songs to try it out on.

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