Note to self: in case of rockfall play dead and it should wander off down the mountain and leave you alone, maybe after a few taps to check you out.

Second note to self: stay away from the corridor of death, no matter how much fun it sounds.

And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel California

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?"

I started driving in Montreal for 12 years, and moved to Toronto for another 13 years. These 2 cities always had a bit of a rivalry. Montreal drivers calling Toronto drivers stupid idiots and Toronto's calling Montreal's crazy speed demons. These stereotypes are both accurate. Comparatively I'd feel safer with Montreal's crazy speed demons all around me any day -- they speed pass you of the left, they signal, they don't hog the left lane most of the time. Overall more skillful. Things like the above video happen in Montreal once in a blue moon. Toronto, way too often.

I often road tripped around the Buffalo, NY - Washington DC corridors and I'd say even they are better drivers (in terms of skillfulness & situational awareness) than Torontonians...

Honestly I spent more time playing the original Wolfenstein than Wolf 3D, those endless blue corridors got boring real fast for me.
Also, Thot is a short for That Hoe Over There and seems to be a derogatory term for women who use sex to get viewers on their Twitch or Youtube channels. I'd downvote this, but I'm not cool enough.

The book is actually pretty good. This looks like just a poor Sharknado style take on the book... and the screenplay is written by King himself... which may be the problem. The plane crash effects look like what I'd expect from one of the YouTube special effect houses like Rocket Jump or Corridor Digital than a movie with an actual budget.

I've been dreaming of a modern film shot entirely from a first person POV, but from the trailer, I don't think this one is the film I was hoping for. This is just Call of Duty and goofiness, like an extended FreddieW or Corridor Digital video.

*dead


Oh,
Well imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear,
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...

Well in fact,
Well I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So, pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact,
Well I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast,
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again.

I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again.

3:05 is some amazing Wile E. Coyote style pucker factor.

I'm also interested in how the lawsuit against the skydive pilot who dropped everyone over a jet approach corridor is doing.

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How are people not voting for this? Corridor Digital's stuff just gets more and more amazing . . .

Corridor Digital. Nearly everything they make is a masterpiece.

The Corridor Digital guys always do such an amazing job with the stuff they make . . .

*promote



OK, so the guy is a little annoying. But, he loved El Farolito, I am so excited to see them. If you ever go there are actually two El Farolitos on twenty forth street... the one down twenty fourth is where all the babes go, go there. I am so happy that I no longer pass that place drunk, it got me in trouble. I mean that is why I think I like the one down the street better... because I wont have to squeeze my ass down that little corridor. I swear, El Farolito made me FAT. The nachos are insane, I never knew nachos could be so good... really good chips, with super thick white cheese, really good good salsa, jalapenos, sourcream, beans, guacamole... for five bucks you could feed your whole family that shit. Who cares about any one elses cultural food? Carne Asada Quesdilla with jalapenos... Fuck Poncha Villa. Get the rice out of those burritos. Eris Satie.... FTW.