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NOFX Oxy Moronic

eric3579 says...

I've been called an oxy-moron
Because I question which drugs our war's on
Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores
You can score on
The healers have become the harmers
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
What we used to call dealers
We now call doctors
I might be a seedy cynic
Cause that crack house is now a clinic
It's time they change the name of the oath to
The hypocritic or the parasitic

It isn't adder-altruistic
By over prescribing
How can we fight them in a [?]
I'll throw a proz-accusation
With a sub-keta-meaning
They'll say my fears are quaa-ludicrous
They should be ati-vanishing
With every demurr-altercation
They'll have a good xan-explanation
You're just cialis-tated
Cause we made your dick deflated

It's oxy-moronic
It's oxy-moronic

It should be doctors getting busted
For their klon-opinions we trusted
We're not the sinners there the ones
That served us the vico-dinners
I don't want to be an alarmist
But in that harmacy there's a harmacist
And those scrips are making us [?] minded pacifists

It's oxy-moronic
It's oxy-moronic
It's oxy-moronic

Don't think that I am being crazy
The medical industrial complex
Keeps us vi-aggravated and hard to come
Because of perco-sex
How can we hydro-condone
Their blatant misconduct
They don't care for patients
They care about pushing product

Are you oxy-moronic
For wanting your daily chronic
And making your mom's house hydroponic
You're oxy-moronic

I've been called an oxy-moron
For getting my metaphor on
Linoleum is the floor on
I'm an oxy-moron

It's time to be alarmed
We're not being healed
We're being harmed
Our country's being factory farmed
It's Oxy-moronic
It's time to sound to alarm-a
We can't put our faith in karma
We got a common enemy
And they're called Big Pharma

And it's oxy-moronic
And it's oxy-moronic
It's all oxy-moronic
It's all oxy-moronic

Daily chronic, now most of your house is, okay
"Most of your house is" what does that even mean?
He's turned most of his house into hydroponic
Why wouldn't he have turned all of it into hydroponic?
Well cause he lives there
"Now all of your house is hydroponic"
Most is sappy
Really? It's like saying maybe
How about "Now your mom's house is hydroponic"
Yeah! That's fucking way better
God you fucking woke up
Come on Mike, where you been
Where you been all month?

*promote

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Fluoride from China in American Water Supply Problems

pho3n1x says...

I know this is dipping into conspiracy theory here, but the thing that stuck out in my mind after reading that article was "...Risks of ingesting fluoride include Chronic Kidney Disease, Thyroid Disease, reduced brain development in children, reduced IQs, dental fluorosis, skeletal fluorosis, and increases in hip and other bone fractures. ..."

Paired with the fact that 'They' want us to drink more and more water per day under the guise of 'General Health and Wellbeing' just adds more fuel.

>> ^Sagemind:

"ANOTHER LOOK AT FLUORIDE IN THE WATER SUPPLY"
http://www.ecomall.com/greenshopping/fluoride.htm


--


The water-table-effect is scary as well, guaranteeing that humankind as a whole is affected, rather than just civilized/urban areas. Why stupify 50% of the population when you can get 100%?

</tinfoil_hat>

Seriously though, potentially scary stuff... Pharmaceuticals in the water table are cause for a lot of *fear as well. I can't wait until literally everyone with a penis is walking around with a permanent hardon due to the massive amounts of Cialis, Viagra, and Levitra being dumped into the world-water-supply. Funny shit.

And no one will be depressed, but they may all be potentially suicidal.

I wonder about birth control as well. Surely 100% of the medication isn't being metabolized, so it would gather in waste water also. Population decrease, lower IQ, and perma-stiffy's the world 'round.

ponceleon (Member Profile)

Elephants Doing It With a Guy Riding Shotgun

Colossol Construction (1sttube Talk Post)

schmawy (Member Profile)

kronosposeidon says...

Nope, the parade window of opportunity has closed. I'll save it for your silver diamond party. At the rate you're sifting, that'll be in the year 9000.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Well, I think the thing is that cats heads are much larger than ours in proportion to their bodies. Or it might just be that you're drunk. Are you going to have a parade if I ever sift a video again?


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I was just reviewing this picture (because I may be recycling it soon ), and I remember working on it while I was drinking. Because I'm sure you've shopped photos under varying degrees of intoxication, I have to ask you this: When you're drunk, do you make the heads too big? Because it seems like the more I drink, the bigger they get. I admit it's an odd correlation, but it seems to be true for me all the same.

So what's that all about? Do I need help? And should I ask my doctor if Cialis is right for me?

kronosposeidon (Member Profile)

schmawy says...

Well, I think the thing is that cats heads are much larger than ours in proportion to their bodies. Or it might just be that you're drunk. Are you going to have a parade if I ever sift a video again?


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I was just reviewing this picture (because I may be recycling it soon ), and I remember working on it while I was drinking. Because I'm sure you've shopped photos under varying degrees of intoxication, I have to ask you this: When you're drunk, do you make the heads too big? Because it seems like the more I drink, the bigger they get. I admit it's an odd correlation, but it seems to be true for me all the same.

So what's that all about? Do I need help? And should I ask my doctor if Cialis is right for me?

schmawy (Member Profile)

kronosposeidon says...

I was just reviewing this picture (because I may be recycling it soon ), and I remember working on it while I was drinking. Because I'm sure you've shopped photos under varying degrees of intoxication, I have to ask you this: When you're drunk, do you make the heads too big? Because it seems like the more I drink, the bigger they get. I admit it's an odd correlation, but it seems to be true for me all the same.

So what's that all about? Do I need help? And should I ask my doctor if Cialis is right for me?

gwiz665 (Member Profile)

kronosposeidon says...

TERrIFY HER WITh YOR ENoRRMUS COCK!!

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
It is important to realize that comment voting is an entirely different animal than video voting.

I upvote a comment for various reasons: It's funny, I agree with it or it's well written for instance.
I downvote for the opposite.

I think maybe the "flag spam" should be changed to something else, because it is not used as it is, and there is rarely any use for it. I mean, how often do we actually see spam here? "Buy cialis now!!!" Maybe it should be renamed to "report" or something.

Comment Voting (Sift Talk Post)

gwiz665 says...

It is important to realize that comment voting is an entirely different animal than video voting.

I upvote a comment for various reasons: It's funny, I agree with it or it's well written for instance.
I downvote for the opposite.

I think maybe the "flag spam" should be changed to something else, because it is not used as it is, and there is rarely any use for it. I mean, how often do we actually see spam here? "Buy cialis now!!!" Maybe it should be renamed to "report" or something.

John McCain Has Hit A New Low

Weird Powerjet Commercial

Glenn Beck: Ron Paul supporters are terrorists

qruel says...

http://rpdaily.blogspot.com/2007/11/glenn-beck-calls-ron-paul-supporters.html

Glenn Back implied that any person who supports Ron Paul is a terrorist. Yes...thats bullshit, but this just means we are now in the attack phase of the campaign, and we'll see a ton more crap like this just because we are a real threat now.

So the best way to deal with this is not to attack Beck or CNN...we all know they are just trolling for attention. Beck's show has been sliding in the ratings, and its time to put the final nail in the coffin. Take 5 minutes out of your day, and contact any of the following companies...and tell them you'll boycott their products until they pull their advertisement from Beck's program.

We need to make an example out of Beck, for all future talking heads that will dare call Americans terrorists just because they are supporting Ron Paul.

Here is a list of advertisers who advertise on his program.
Marriot
Cialis x2 1-877-242-5471
U.S. Trust (part of Bank of America)
Verizon
Geico
Honda 800-999-1009
Lunesta
American Express x3 877-890-2639
Garmin
Schwab Bank 866-855-9102
Leaglzoom 323-962-8600 or 800-773-0888
Joesph A Bank Clothiers (JoB Clothiers) x2 1-800-999-7472
Bayer
American Express
LL Bean
TD Ameritrade
Progressive
Americaspower.org (some Coal lobbyist group)
Lincoln
Farmer's
Glass Doctor
Walgreens
Lexmark x2 859-232-2221
Liberty Mutual 617-357-9500
Volvo
Hyundai 800-633-5151
Direct Buy 800-988-6049
AARP 800-852-0879
Yellowbook 1-800-YB-YELLOW
Lazyboy
Lending Tree 800-555-8733
Edward Jones 314-515-3269

visit this link to get the hyperlinks for the rest of the contacts mentioned above

http://rpdaily.blogspot.com/2007/11/glenn-beck-calls-ron-paul-supporters.html

And then go to http://www.teaparty07.com and sign the pledge to give $100 to Ron Paul on December 16th.



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