Huh. So this is what The Human Centipede everyone was talking about back in 2009 as a must see? Disappointing.

Oh wait, what?

Funny, I watched, and each one proves my point. At those speeds, had the energy been completely absorbed by a dead stop, the damage and injuries would be far worse. Notice the lack of damage to the parked car that almost became a vehicular centipede.

I recently saw in my nest's kicthen floor. It just idled there while I stared. I grabbed a tissue and picked it up to get rid of it! http://www.reddit.com/r/centipedes/comments/8yhwn1/what_centipede_species_is_this_found_on_a_rural/ for my ID request.

You had me at smiling Donald Glover. You lost me at giant spikey tenticle centipede in space.

I'll wait for this to come out on VHS.

"If you see one of these things in the desert, don't touch it!"

Naw, really? The big, pissed-off centipede thing with giant jaws: Don't touch that? Well, FUCK! NOW you tell me! Damn, I was about to pet it and call it George. You certainly saved my ass there, Mr. "Hey -- I wonder what'll happen if I piss this motherfucker off and let it bite me? OW OW OW OW OW OW!!"

The saddest thing is there's probably video out on the internets of some guy sticking one of these things on his dick and letting it bite him. I mean, getting bit on the forearm is so 2017: you gotta up your game to get those YouTube views! 20,000,000 views and you get a free yo-yo!

Yup, time to write another review on Leafly.

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Reminds me of the human centipede. Please, don't Google it.

This is so much smarter than forming a human centipede to rescue people like I've been trying

Things I noticed
1. Giant centipede looking bug coming at me

I thought the exact same thing the first time I saw a House Centipede (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata).
Even worse (for them) when scared they stand up halfway and run really-fucking-fast, holding their forelegs out like the wickedest looking alien you would never want to see running across your floor.
Unfortunately (for them) they only look scary. They're about as harmless as your average 'daddy-longleg' spider, and are good to have in the home as they eat other insects that humans consider more pest-like.

From the minds that brought us Human Centipede...

Holy crap, you're totally right. Drain the water and it can totally be used to keep your things that need to put the lotion in the basket or your human centipede, etc.

That is not how you make a centipede!

I always loved Centipede, partially because it's got one of the coolest cabinet designs, up there with Moon Patrol, Asteroids(and Deluxe), Galaxian, and Lunar Lander.