Biscuits & Gravy

"Reckon you make me some biscuits" might have been a more successful option than potatoes at SBs

What floors me is how so many robotic comment up-votes are bestowed as casually and flippantly by the wishfully 'un-dull' for such sophistic drivel disguised as intelligent chagrin or rather, some profound insight.
Oh too, we all simply adore the intentional misspellings so yesterday's meme-ish as you ridicule and scorn others so less 'ill-uminated' than yourself...

Fuck this bishop by-the-way, with a goddamn hot-iron in his ass and drag him through the streets on fire please, ye who are weak and heavy-laden?? It's the only reasonable discourse he deserves and the only time anyone sane should offer him.

Also, wholeheartedly agree with Chaos-E's reasoning and his analogy of bruises and biscuits... fuck the good they do, have, or will disguised as humanitarian, the Catholics in particular are a vile schism and an wholly unorthodox form of anything resembling spirituality.

Or when you read a comment by someone who can't help but interject completely irrelevant points into a conversation.

@newtboy, the bible doesn't say much about sex with children. It's far more concerned about the real evils of the world, like mixing cotton and polyester.

and I think it's time we all just agreed that the Catholic Church cannot be allowed to exist anymore. I don't give a fuck about what good works they may or may not be doing. Just because someone gives you a biscuit doesn't entitle them to punch you in the face.

Biscuit Notes? Yep never really wanted to try a drink because of biscuit notes.

This is neither batshit insane, nor "Dark". It is tame BUT highly amusing. The boy is a biscuit, for crying out loud -- an immortal biscuit repairable by his parents via baking him a new head. Hansel and Gretel were COOKED ALIVE IN AN OVEN.

This is where I differ with my fellow liberal: The slippery slope of fearmongering via weak stomached nannysaucing.

Come on! Mother Goose is freakier than this pleasant ditty!!

TRANSLATION:
Say what you will about Obama, I have no idea who and what he is or represents and I'd vote for him just for a chance to ride his cock. I love how he's a better actor than he is any sort of leader, just follow his lead and the world will ooze jelly donuts-filling and Pop Tart pastries in your favorite flavor will fall right off the trees and into your toaster!

So let's keep the spirit of complete douch-nozzle, spit-popping cuntitude going shall we?? (all five of my buddy-crew here who can do nothing else including think, without being told how and what to think about) y'all chime-in.

Which sift asshole piece of shit will be the first to think for themselves without having the television dictate how much of a complete cunt to be, and try to squash and render this asshole's newsspeak into the fertilizer it was meant to be, exposing for what it truly is, pusillanimous, robotic-script drivel, who can pssibly and effectively change the subject?

Lantern? Bobknight? Surely QM has something to say that I can call him out simply to shit upon him? ME, ME, ME, motherfuckers, nothing else matters but FUCKING ME!

Or will one of the few people who knows me better than I know myself, dismiss it reiterating how the parties are all the same in it's usual style of calling shit for what it is, identifying correctly, the crux of the biscuit???

(In case you haven't heard voodoovovovoovo, choggie ain't around here anymore. He was fired.)

*edit: OOPS! Forgot to hit the sar-chasm button. <(lying)

First they ass-raped iconic Motown hits, pimping soap and biscuits and orange juice and now, raising the dead to sell chocky??

How about a Bela Lugosi Clamato™ advert or James Dean in a Volvo campaign??

....Weelll, I feel like punching the shitty interviewerHe was quite polite about kicking the dead-horse but he did keep hammering the fucking issue ad-nauseum. I thought his interviewing skills on par with Fred Rodgers when he used to ask professionals in his "neighborhood" about their jobs...."Well Mr. Baker, how do we get all those tasty rolls from this sticky dough, into this happy little gravy-biscuit?"

This interviewer ranks well-below rank amateur. To rephrase, he's a fucking idiot in an ugly suit.

I saw Austin and the title and thought immediately of the Texas surf-punk-stylings of The Big Boys. ~R.I.P Biscuit !! (Biscuit was the front man, the guy holding the mic for the guitarist)-

heheheh...frowny biscuit

http://videosift.com/video/Peter-Kay-On-The-Art-Of-Dipping-Biscuits-In-Your-Cup-Of-Tea This was the first one. I'm thinking maybe I can't accumulate more PP if I've got more than two? I had three there, but thought you could have up to four? Still doesn't shed any light on why I didn't get a notification, but yeah And this one http://videosift.com/video/Queen-Live-Aid-Entire-Performance-July-13th-1985.

Ta.

The song was popularized by Old Crow Medicine Show who has long been affiliated with Alt Country/hippy jam fests. To be fair to OP though, there has been a bit of a fusion of the "scenes." Live electronic bands like the Disco Biscuits, Sound Tribe Sector 9, and the New Deal spawned this sort of new breed of "hippy-raver hybrids." As @visionep pointed out, there is somewhat of a natural symbiosis there. Anyway, this unholy alliance has come so far along as to push classic hippy bands like String Cheese Incident, Galactic, and Medeski Martin and Wood towards more electronic influenced sounds. These days you see kids on phish tour rockin' skrillex tattoos (oh the humanity). Whatever. I for one welcome our next generation of inebriated overlords. We all like to get down. Let's get down together.

>> ^Lann:

@visionep I known a lot of [insert creative subculture] that love bluegrass/Americana/old timey/folk music. So this isn't really all that strange to see. Also, this isn't exactly your normal country music you hear at some truck stop in Kansas.
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"Other users become jaded and also start abusing the system because they see others getting away with murder. Let's hope that never happens here." Sorry zombieater, happened to me more than once here.....dealing with troublesome rabble with acidic rants makes my fucking teeth white!!....Also insures that the few friends I do make on the internet share a similar cutta the jib.

I must concur with gorilllaman in that my online and in-person personalities are pretty much congruent.....in fact, the time and meter of my spoken and written voices are similar as well, because after I write something simple enough for a knuckle-dragger to understand, I rehearse what it would sound like if I was shouting it whilst staring into their eyes as close to their their poncy little biscuit shoots as possible without the kissy-kissy!

>> ^PlayhousePals:

Hat backwards ... brain backwards I always say! =oD
Anyone ELSE here eat dog biscuits when they were little [or even now for that matter]? Well didja? =oI


No but I ate doggy chocolate drops and remember nearly crying when I found out the mahoosive bag of what looked like Cadbury's buttons was inedible. I had had a plan for that chocolate!