I grew up in Amish country in PA and I know for a fact that all of those pesticides that the Amish aren't using (they use them) ended up polluting the Chesapeake Bay in Maryland. General manure runoff is a problem as well.

Regardless, of organic or not - many problems crop up out here in the West in the form of water consumption. Obviously, we don't have much water to spare - but CA is always taking more and more water to grow crops that require enormous amounts of water, like avocados. One avocado takes about 18.5 gallons of water to grow - that said, an average american shower costs about as much a day if it's 8 minutes long (17.5); which I also see as a problem. Not to mention that CA also produces a shit ton of America's beef (#4). 80% of all of CA (which is like a country) water use is agricultural. I just think that CA (it might all burn to the ground anyway) needs to stop supporting the grocery needs of america (spread it out!) and stop wasting so much water that a lot of other states in the west need. It's a whole other Chinatown film that should be created to represent what is going on.

That was fun...makes me want to watch Deadpool again.

You look like an avocado had sex with an older uglier avocado...hate sex.

Ohh fucking sensodyne...I'm hooked on the Sensodyne.
That stung.

I've made norimaki like the recipe on SBS food - http://www.sbs.com.au/food/recipes/norimaki-nori-rolls

I've also used beans cooked the same way as the carrot in that recipe instead of the kampyo, but never avocado

This video made me want to make them again, but I haven't had time yet.

The real secret of "sushi"...

NO FUCKING AVOCADO...

Seriously, fuck off! = )

Badly titled.
It should be ...the delicious avocado is artificially selected deliciousness just like tomatoes.

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Why does it have to be Doomsday? Can't that be the NEXT movie?! Why merge these events? WHY GOD! *mutilates his body* I can't stop. the. cutting. You're LITERALLY killing me, guys.

And not to confuse lines made by vigilantes from other current movie trailers but Doomsday looks like "an avocado had sex with an older avocado." AKA a ballsack.

So wrist cutting and avocado ballsack. Oh look, it's badly CGI'd Wonder Woman. I have never been so inspired to look up porn of Wonder Woman being double teamed by Batman and Superman.

Why won't you take off your mask, Bruce?

I dunno, why won't you wear these glasses while I cum on your face, Clark?

You're supposed to cum on Diana's face, Bruce!

No way, boys, you're my bitches tonight. (Hint: The strap on of truth.)

Where is Dick Grayson in all of this? Locked in the gimp box.

He got a couple of things right - use freshly toasted bread with butter, but it doesn't have to be white, and also the butter doesn't have to melt in, butter is awesome no matter how much you use Basically, use the vegemite like salt and you're good. It always boggles me when I see the video's of people tasting it - they may as well be eating a spoonful of salt, they wouldn't enjoy that either, but salt, used correctly, is an essential ingredient in most dishes.

My favourite is whole grain toast, lots of butter, a very thin layer of marmite/vegemite and some avocado +/- some freshly sliced tomato.

I get what you're saying and I fucking love it.

However I am the weird guy who asks for a water cup at El Pollo Loco and fills it with a mix of avocado sauce and diced tomatoes and then eats it. Or at a mexican place I'll get a pile of Pico De Gallo and eat it like a salad. I also drink the liquid from a jar of green olives.

A leftover half of avocado? What is this unspeakable nonsense? Eat it.

I prophesize that later in this comment, dft will:

-inexplicably and for no reason type "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
-make a knock knock joke
-talk about avocados
-correct a misspelling
-display in parody why prophesy and prophesy fulfillment doesn't mean much when they are both written in the same fictional text
-try to convert bobknight to a new religion.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Knock Knock? Who's there? Who. Who who? Who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong?

I could really go for some guacamole right now. Does anyone have any fresh avocados?

@bobknight33, I assume you meant to say "prophesies" instead of proficiencies

>> ^bobknight33:

There is also 521 proficiencies about Christ and all but 1 has been fulfilled.

I ate something similar to that last week, It was called a "Trucker Burger" it consisted of, a 1/4pound (before cooking) burger patty, a fried egg, two slices of back bacon and a fist full of lettuce and whatever sauces you want, as well as pickles onions and the tomatoes. This thing was fucking massive. I bring it up because I understand how it would be to eat such a burger if you where buying it from a street vendor you would want to find yourself a corner or ally to hide your face while you smoosh it into your talking orifice.

HOW can one respectably eat one of those in public, hahahahha.

too much mayo, in my opinion, but the avocado and other ingredients are mouth watering.

Sounds like a hell of a game of Clue. I'm gonna guess Colonel Corkscrew in the avocado with a snorkel.