Xylopholks BUSTED! http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimkiernan/3307415969

Schmawy's mom gives an interview:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5685736355354458878

A wee bit NSFW.

I know.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
I love you.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
This is a xylo rag composed by George Hamilton Green in the 1920s, when (believe it or not) xylophone music was a huge fad. I believe this one is called 'Log Cabin Blues'. Most percussion majors will get to do a couple of these in college (but with marimba accompaniment instead of bass) and they are very fun.

*promote percussion

That's hot.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
That's horrible! How could you say something like that?

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
My favorite hobby currently is murdering the retarded and then raping their corpses. I don't do it everyday, as sometimes I'm getting high on paint thinner and beating up random ladies at the old folks home. Sometimes I don't feel like I have time for myself.

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Well for one, I think it looks good in this line up:
http://www.videosift.com/talk/Ve-demand-images-back-into-comments

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
Ok, I'll be the first to say it.

Why is there underwear on your head?

Took you quite a while to find out though.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
I post a Mythbusters video on paper folding so you just had to one up me with your car pancaking. I see how it is. You've always had it out for me right since the beginning.

You bastard.

In reply to this comment by cybrbeast:
Okay... and why? Did I snipe a video from under you or something?

Okay... and why? Did I snipe a video from under you or something?

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
You bastard.

You should be the problem solver for all issues on the Sift.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
I have a boombox and a sweet hat (not pictured). You all know this.

Here's what we do - Whenever someone breaks the rules, I throw down my hat. The accused and the accuser then step up to the hat and start breaking it the fuck down. I'll play techno/rap/talk radio/pop or whatever.

First one to puke loses.

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Bite your tongue. Don't insult my imminence again or you may find yourself on the list.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
You've really gone off the deep end.

I like your style.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
That's ok. I'll just take out a new credit card to pay off the old one. Ha! Take that, system!

In reply to this comment by Shepppard:
I regret to inform you that your credit card has now been officially
maxed out.

Have a nice day, sir.

I regret to inform you that your credit card has now been officially
maxed out.

Have a nice day, sir.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
Sure. Masturbate to internet porn for the next 3 hours - It's on me. Just tell'em Edeot sent you. You deserve it.

In reply to this comment by Shepppard:
That mean I win a prize?

shut up and kiss me

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
Nice job on having all three of the top comments at once.

I hate you for getting all the attention.

I've never had the need to use ardent in a sentence until now. Much obliged.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
I am pleased that my conscientious application of the ardent, yet dignified Caps Locks key was conveyed so clearly. It is a power that must be used sparingly and respectfully.

In reply to this comment by MrFisk:
Your enthusiasm is much appreciated.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING INTENSE VIDEO ON THIS SITE!!

What can I say, they are good videos!
And thank you. I already have three, but a fourth wife would be most excellent.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
You upvote a lot of my videos.

For this, you may take my future daughter's hand in marriage (or 2nd daughter, if the first is ugly).

Your enthusiasm is much appreciated.

In reply to this comment by Edeot:
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING INTENSE VIDEO ON THIS SITE!!