The Turkey Sandwich of Justice is a creation made by my friend Ryan, many years ago. Here's how it goes.
On a sheet of tinfoil, place: Pulled turkey, sliced mashed potatoes, gravy, hot sauce, stuffing, shredded cheese. Put the ingredients in the onion on 250 or 300 until the cheese is really melted and everything is hot. Toast some bread, put mayo on the bottom, sour cream on the top (if you don't like one of those, put both on top or bottom, or use something else...but get some moisture in there so it's not dry). Slide the hot ingredients onto the bread. Add a layer of cranberry sauce and sliced dill pickles. Salt and pepper. Put the top slice of bread on, then cut it. It should be almost as structurally sound as a building, but don't build a building out of Turkey Sandwiches of Justice because some jackass will call you out on not being up to code, even though it's perfectly safe.