"Over the years, nutritional advice given to Americans became more and more complicated. Waistlines bulged as they grappled with schemes such as "My Pyramid".
In her quest to make Americans eat more healthily, First Lady Michelle Obama realized the pyramid was just too hard to understand.
The latest version is called "My Plate", a nutritional guide that is supposedly easier to understand. However, the dairy cup seems to be an afterthought.
Even with the nutrition plate, it's possible that Americans will still find a way not to eat healthily.
In that case, the FLOTUS might have no choice but to open a can of whup ass on the American public."