They are one of the stabbiest vegetables on the planet. The only vegetable that is more dangerous is the parshiv.

posted by Mordhaus 5 months 3 weeks ago • 240 views • 4:03

The history of eating one's fellow man is rich with culinary tradition and innovation, carried on in no small part by Dr. Hannibal Lecter. In this pivotal scene, he gives a fellow killer a taste of his... continue reading

posted by Mordhaus 11 months 3 weeks ago • 61 views • 6:42

This video is best enjoyed while wearing headphones. If you don't have a set of headphones, just hold up a laptop to each ear.

posted by Mordhaus 1 year 2 weeks ago • 20 views • 6:44

The key to making a juicy chicken breast is to not use powdered chicken. The trick is to use dry chicken, then dunk it in water. Mmmm.

posted by Mordhaus 1 year 1 month 1 week ago • 88 views • 3:18

Kale chips are so easy to make it's more difficult to not make them than to make them. Rip off some chunks of kale. Mix with some olive oil. Add some salt. Spread on a parchment papered baking sheet. ... continue reading

posted by Mordhaus 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago • 191 views • 6:13

So do you add in the weed and brokenhearted tears before or after stirring the mix?

posted by Mekanikal 1 year 8 months 1 week ago • 203 views • 2:26

Chop up 2 pounds of potatoes (or one pound, then halve the dressing) Toss with olive oil salt and pepper pepper pepper Bake at 400 30-45 minutes, wrastle' once or twice Dressing: 1/2 cup walnut oil ... continue reading

posted by Mordhaus 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago • 223 views • 3:48

To make the Christmas crack: Combine equal parts of butter and brown sugar (1 cup of each works) and heat in a sauce pan until it turns into sauce in the pan. Line a baking sheet with foil then with... continue reading

posted by Mekanikal 1 year 10 months ago • 122 views • 5:13

The Turkey Sandwich of Justice is a creation made by my friend Ryan, many years ago. Here's how it goes. On a sheet of tinfoil, place: Pulled turkey, sliced mashed potatoes, gravy, hot sauce, stuffing,... continue reading

posted by Mordhaus 1 year 11 months ago • 13 views • 4:04

Corn on the Cob - You Suck at Cooking (episode 45). It shucks.

posted by Mekanikal 2 years 2 months ago • 543 views • 4:38

I'm drooling like Homer Simpson drools over donuts!! gaaaaaaaaahhh

posted by PlayhousePals 2 years 7 months 2 weeks ago • 119 views • 2:38

"There are biological reasons that the potato is the universal language of the apology. And those biological reasons are rooted in science, as well as facts and information. In addition to truth. And also... continue reading

posted by blacklotus90 2 years 9 months 1 week ago • 458 views • 4:34

I watched the trailer for this channel and thought it looked interesting and maybe funny. Saw grilled cheese as one of the episodes and opted for that first, now I'm worried I may have ruined the series... continue reading