They are one of the stabbiest vegetables on the planet. The only vegetable that is more dangerous is the parshiv.

posted by Mordhaus 2 years 9 months ago • 472 views • 4:03

The history of eating one's fellow man is rich with culinary tradition and innovation, carried on in no small part by Dr. Hannibal Lecter. In this pivotal scene, he gives a fellow killer a taste of his... continue reading

posted by Mordhaus 3 years 2 months 4 weeks ago • 94 views • 6:42

This video is best enjoyed while wearing headphones. If you don't have a set of headphones, just hold up a laptop to each ear.

posted by Mordhaus 3 years 3 months 3 weeks ago • 29 views • 6:44

The key to making a juicy chicken breast is to not use powdered chicken. The trick is to use dry chicken, then dunk it in water. Mmmm.

posted by Mordhaus 3 years 4 months 2 weeks ago • 94 views • 3:18

Kale chips are so easy to make it's more difficult to not make them than to make them. Rip off some chunks of kale. Mix with some olive oil. Add some salt. Spread on a parchment papered baking sheet. ... continue reading

posted by Mordhaus 3 years 8 months ago • 198 views • 6:13

So do you add in the weed and brokenhearted tears before or after stirring the mix?

posted by Mekanikal 3 years 11 months 2 weeks ago • 209 views • 2:26

Chop up 2 pounds of potatoes (or one pound, then halve the dressing) Toss with olive oil salt and pepper pepper pepper Bake at 400 30-45 minutes, wrastle' once or twice Dressing: 1/2 cup walnut oil ... continue reading

posted by Mordhaus 3 years 12 months ago • 229 views • 3:48

To make the Christmas crack: Combine equal parts of butter and brown sugar (1 cup of each works) and heat in a sauce pan until it turns into sauce in the pan. Line a baking sheet with foil then with... continue reading

posted by Mekanikal 4 years 1 month ago • 126 views • 5:13

The Turkey Sandwich of Justice is a creation made by my friend Ryan, many years ago. Here's how it goes. On a sheet of tinfoil, place: Pulled turkey, sliced mashed potatoes, gravy, hot sauce, stuffing,... continue reading

posted by Mordhaus 4 years 2 months ago • 19 views • 4:04

Corn on the Cob - You Suck at Cooking (episode 45). It shucks.

posted by Mekanikal 4 years 5 months 2 weeks ago • 547 views • 4:38

I'm drooling like Homer Simpson drools over donuts!! gaaaaaaaaahhh

posted by PlayhousePals 4 years 10 months 3 weeks ago • 128 views • 2:38

"There are biological reasons that the potato is the universal language of the apology. And those biological reasons are rooted in science, as well as facts and information. In addition to truth. And also... continue reading

posted by blacklotus90 5 years 2 weeks ago • 464 views • 4:34