"This customer just doesn't know anything about how computers work. He's about to learn a big lesson of clearing cookies from the cache..."

posted by ant 3 months 3 weeks ago • 13 views • 3:03

Every once in a while you watch a video from one of your favourite youtubers and it blows your mind. Alt Shift X knocks it out of the park. Or universe. Or multiverse. And fuck the grandmas, right?

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posted by ant 9 months 2 weeks ago • 367 views • 27 secs

9-year-old Bree loves to raid the cookie jar. She also has a tendency to lie about what she's done. Her mother decides to take matters into her own hands, changing the cookie jar from a cute ceramic bear... continue reading

posted by BSR 2 years 3 months 1 week ago • 134 views • 12:56

After reading your fortune from your fortune cookie, add "Between The Sheets" at the end. This also works with Bible verses. Shortest Bible verse: John, chapter 11, verse 35 Jesus wept between the... continue reading

posted by BSR 2 years 4 months ago • 146 views • 2:16

"Turns out there’s a lot of chemistry in cooking. ... Ever notice the first step for baking a cookie is almost always to preheat the oven to 350 degrees? Even when you’re baking something else,... continue reading

posted by ant 2 years 4 months 2 weeks ago • 536 views • 3:33

Not sure if that is a balanced breakfast.

posted by Mordhaus 2 years 7 months 1 week ago • 493 views • 1:02

"Ernie counts zero cookies and that means there are zero cookies in Cookie Monster's tummy! How will Cookie Monster get his cookies now? ..."

posted by ant 2 years 11 months 3 weeks ago • 27 views • 4:14

"Cookie Monster has always had a unique appetite! Enjoy this mashup of your favorite moments of Cookie Monster and his famous OM NOM NOM through the years! ..."

posted by ant 2 years 11 months 3 weeks ago • 63 views • 2:23

"The Crumbies come from a bad batch of cookies and are eating everyone's cookies! The cookies are only safe if they aren't opened. Will Sheriff Graham learn to control his hunger for everyone's safety?... continue reading

posted by ant 3 years 1 week ago • 27 views • 5:21

"I didn't know my oven could go that high..."

posted by ant 3 years 2 weeks ago • 223 views • 2:49

Come home to the unique flavor of shattering the grand illusion.

posted by newtboy 3 years 1 month 1 week ago • 861 views • 31 secs

Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion.

posted by newtboy 3 years 1 month 1 week ago • 551 views • 31 secs

"He's the one everyone has been waiting for. The one, the only, Cookie Monster! He's making his disco debut with his hit song about cookies. Can you dig it? ..." "Air date January 18, 1978 Season 9... continue reading

posted by ant 3 years 10 months 4 weeks ago • 32 views • 3:30

Chris Rose tries to fool Penn & Teller

posted by iaui 3 years 11 months ago • 44 views • 10:19

Today's recipe is for a traditional "Pound Cake." This comes from Amelia Simmons's 1796 cookbook, "American Cookery." While it's called a cake, there are clues in the text that this was intended to be... continue reading

posted by Mordhaus 4 years 2 months 1 week ago • 23 views • 9:38