luxintenebris jokingly says... maybe, "Why'd you leave the bar? They're not serving drinks afterwards!" once heard a guy, at a college baseball game, yell at a hispanic umpire calling him 'taco'. got a big laugh, from the fellow spectators, commenting on his slur, "you tell him chicken pot pie!" it was very satisfying. StukaFox said: I'd laugh if the guy replied, "Why'd you leave Ireland?"