C'est la vie!

That's how the cookie crumbles.

It is what it is.

Them's the breaks.

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

You can't always get what you want.

That's the way the ball bounces.

That's life.

What're ya' gonna' do?

Que sera sera.

I couldn't care less.

I could care less.

It's all fun and games 'til someone gets hurt.

You reap what you sow.

All that and a bag o' chips.

No use crying over spilt milk.

If you fall off a horse, get right back on.

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^What goes around comes around.

You win some, you lose some.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Shit happens.

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Same shit. Different day.

All work and no play... make Jack a dull boy.

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

Life sucks and then you die

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

It sucks to be you

Like father, like son.

b-b-b-b-baaad to the bone

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

A stitch, in time, saves nine.

If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a hoppin'.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

A chain is only as strong as it's weakest link.

Freedom isn't free.

It's not over until the fat lady sings

American as apple pie.

No use crying over spilt milk.

Another day, another dollar.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

The internet is for porn.

It's like beating a dead horse.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Ya hit the nail on the head.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

You can't take it with you.

Take the bull by the horns.

Every little thing the reflex does leaves an answer with a question mark

Until the cows come home.

Ignorance is bliss.

YOu give love a bad name

Pour some sugar on me.

Whoops.

Like a bull in a china shop.

Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in SKOOL

It's a slippery slope.

That's what she said.

Crime doesn't pay.

Rules are made to be broken.

My, how the tables have turned.

Touché.

Now the shoe is on the other foot.

Walk a mile in another man's shoes.

Sit and spin.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Spinning out of control.

Everybody cut FOOTLOOSE!

Straight from the horse's mouth.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Why the long face?

Hold your horses!!

Stop horsing around.

Look, ma' -- no hands!

Give me freedom or give me death!

It's a face that only a mother could love.

You have a face for radio.

Luck be a lady tonight.

It's a sign of the times.

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Teach a man to build a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

The truth will set you free!

What goes up must come down.

Shit falls downward.

Go fly a kite.

Like a kid in a candy store...

Quitters never win.

Cat got your tongue?

It's a dog eat dog world

JeeSuss Chrysler drives a Dodge

Hate the sin, love the sinner.

Take a chill pill.

It is a long road that has no turning.

Christ on a crutch.

Users are losers and losers are users.

Well cry me a river

Pardon my French.

Excuses are like assholes...

It's just another manic monday

Pour some sugar on me

Give 101% of yourself.

Livin' on a Prayer!

It's rainin' men!

I'm too sexy for my shirt

If it is to be, it is up to me.

Do You Realize that everyone you know Someday will die

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

Dancin' in the streets!

She's my cherry pie

Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues...

Who let the dogs out?

Runnin' with the devil

and instead of saying all of your goodbyes,

let them no you realize that life goes fast,

Its hard to make the good things last,

You realize the sun doesnt go down,

Its just an illusion caused by the Earth spinning round,
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Do You Realize that everyone you know Someday will die

... and when I die, I expect to find him laughing

It's like taking candy from a baby.

mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys

THREAD HIJACK WARS!!!!

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain,

One Thing Leads To Another

Louis louis oh yeah

we gotta go now

It burns when I pee.

Avoid clichés like the plague.

Take a swim in Lake You.

You are the wind beneath my balls wings.

FREEBIRD !!!!

Baby,
life's what you make it
Can't escape it

Don't take any wooden nickels.

If you spend your life looking behind you
You don’t see what’s up front

Don't shit where you eat, my friends.

C'est la vie

...in bed.

....and scene.

Nothing you can do that can't be done.

....and scene.

LAST!!!!

Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.