...but not always a proud one.  Although I often feal like I'm righteous in my belittling of coworkers that make their poor planning my emergency, I do feel that I have gathered the title of an "asshole".  Sometimes I don't mind, I think there's too many dicks and pussies out there and you need a little asshole mixed in there (remember dicks can't fuck assholes without getting shit all over).  At the same time, I want to have a successful career where I can manage to work with the dipsh...er...coworkers I get the pleasure to deal with from day to day.

 The problem is, I feel that incompetence in the office needs to be met with some sort of action.  Since the management seems to handle things their "own way" I feel that people are let off the hook and don't actually feel like they are doing anything wrong.  This is where I shine.  Sparing you the details, I like to make life miserable for certain people who need my help.  Why? Because they cost me time with their mistakes.  So I make sure shit's right everytime I get a request for assistance.

 Does this make me a bad employee? Bad for the company? Am I angry at something in my own life? I was never a bully in school.  I'm only trying to protect the system that was set in place so we can streamline the transfer of correct information.  Maybe there's other ways to handle people.  Maybe I can learn those ways...maybe I'm destined to be an asshole. 

What's your take? Anybody here a recovering asshole? Is there some sort of patch I can wear on my arm?