Surviving Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have joined an effort to get one million children to meditate, according to a story this morning on ABC News:

For the first time since the death of George Harrison in 2002, what's left of the Beatles sang together Saturday at a Radio City Music Hall concert -- "Change Begins Within" -- to promote transcendental meditation.

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr joined a new generation of stars to support the David Lynch Foundation's goal of teaching 1 million at-risk children the practice developed by the Beatles' guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, who died in 2008.

After they have recruited a million-strong army of meditating children, they will turn them into merciless attack ninjas who kill music downloaders.