Pretty comprehensive.

I typically wear 5 year old jeans and a free t-shirt, and always go barefoot at home.

Turns out... I'm a douchebag. And I never knew!

'not a douchebag after all'. my girlfriend will be proud.

I only wear crocks when it's raining, and only because someone gave them to me as a gift....dare I tell that someone that THEY, are a douchebag??? (Can yer mom even be a douchebag???)

I was doing pretty well until it got to the skirt thing.

yeay, I'm not a douchebag!

girls can't be douchebags.....unless, well-yer some out-a-touch buldy

I'm not a douchebag... unless this flowchart considers a Hawaiian shirt "weird".

Oh, or maybe I'm on TLC's "What not to Wear"...

Two yeses and I'm a douchebag?! Since when did prison terms make you a douchebag? I'm proud of my black teardrop tattoo.

by the way, I know girls can't be douchebags, silly...
my middle name is sarcasm.

The sad thing is I just took the test and got the "whew," and if you follow that in reverse you would find the I am nude. I am a big fan of air trying after the shower.